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There lived a redheaded man who had no eyes and no ears. He didn't
even have hair so that he was called redheaded only as a figure of
speech.
He was unable to speak because he had no mouth. A nose, he didn't have
either.
He didn't have hands and he didn’t have legs. And he had no stomach, no
back, no spine, and no innards to speak of. He didn't have anything! So
that it’s unclear who it is we're talking about.
In fact, we better change the subject now.
One fat man invented a way to lose weight. And he lost it. The ladies
began pestering him, trying to pry out his secret. But the thin man replied
that it becomes men to lose weight, whereas it does not become ladies at
all; that ladies, on the contrary, ought to be full-figured. And he was
absolutely right.
Fable
One man of medium height said: "I would give anything if only I were
even a little bit taller."
But the man of medium height just stands there so frightened he can't
even speak.
The man of medium height just stands there and says nothing. The
medegician vanished.
And the man of medium height started crying and biting his nails. First he
chewed off all the nails on his fingers, and then on his toes.
Reader! Think this fable over and it will make you very uncomfortable.
A Sonnet