A true Lemming, a Lemming among Lem- mings, will tell you “My father was a Lemming, my grandfather was a Lem- ming … I come from a long line of Lem- mings,” for a Lemming is always proud of his Lemming heritage.
I happened upon a Lemming hurrying to catch the crowd as they
marched over a cliff, to the sea beyond. “Why,” I yelled after him. Impatiently, he turned his head and said “It’s simple, that’s just the way it is … there’s nothing I can do about it” and scampered on.