1The whale farted.The noise was like a cotton sheet being slowly ripped intwo. The body shuddered along its whole length in a long slowripple. The three men standing beside it giggled nervously, thenhad to stand back as the odour tickled their nostrils.“Are you
sure
it’s dead?” Toms asked, pinching fingers tohis nose and breathing as lightly as he could through his mouth.“Just intestinal gases finding their way out,” McGuire said.“Nothing to worry about.”“That smell isn’t
just
anything,” Toms replied. “It’s sothick I can chew it.”He sniffed at his clothes. “And it’s sinking into my jacket. Ido believe it’s toxic.”McGuire nodded.“Sure is ripe. And that’s just the first of many.”As if to accentuate his point the whale farted again.McGuire had to turn his head away, and it was several seconds before he could speak.“Let’s get the blood and tissue samples. Then we’ll call it anight. This big boy isn’t going anywhere. Maybe in the morningthe gases will have worked their way out.”“Or maybe the wind will get up and keep it from hangingaround too long,” Toms said. “But whatever you say boss. Onetissue sample, coming up.”The dead sperm whale was laid out along the beach justabove the water line. It had been found that same morning by adog walker. McGuire took the call just after lunch, and they wereon site less than an hour later. The whale was already dead, andfrom the looks of it, it had been for a few days at least. Earlier there had been a large crowd of gawpers, and even a crew from alocal television station, but a dead whale doesn’t do much exceptlie there and rot. The crowd grew bored and dissipated as dusk