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Happy Bday to Diddy!!!!!!!!!!!

kanyewest 8:56 PM Nov 4th


I guess I’m just a Bronx cheer kind of girl.
ladygaga 12:52 PM Jun 11th
What’s everyone going to be for Halloween?
ParisHilton 7:55 PM Oct 21st
“On November 2, I need you as fired up as
you were in 2008.”
BarackObama 2:09 PM Oct 10th
puttn tha oogie in ya boogie !
SnoopDogg 1:31 PM Nov 7th
I love you, Earth. You are beautiful. I love
the way you are
yokoono 8:20 AM Oct 18th
I think I just saw CHUCK NORRIS...wait...
no...it was just my shadow
justinbieber 11:44 AM Nov 6th
Dear Brett Favre, Retire. Sincerely, Ashton
aplusk about 22 hours ago
Shout out to Don Johnson! Thanks alot for
the cameo
KingJames 11:52 AM Oct 25th
I know how hard it is to dance with that
snake! Nice job....
britneyspears 8:10 PM Sep 28th
Just tried on my suit for tomorrow’s premiere.
I have twelve hours to lose 35 pounds.
ConanOBrien 10:53 PM Nov 7th
Headed to Sacramento with One Republic
and Maroon 5!
BrunoMars 10:05:34 AM Oct 15th
I remember watching it on TV...thinking, “I
hope my wife isn’t there this morning”
BeingMarcEcko 5:48 AM Sep 11th
Dear summer: you’re a few months late, but
thanks for showing up.
tonyhawk 11:22 AM Nov 4th
Mel Gibson is such Hollywood poison right
now that even I wouldn’t do a movie with
him! Okay, I would.
RobSchneider 9:19 PM Aug 8th
I want mickey mouse shaped pancakes!
katyperry 11:50 AM Oct 14th
I’M WRITING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I’M
OBVIOUSLY VERY EXCITED
Pink 7:16 PM Nov 3rd
I have to take my pink suits to the dry
cleaners on monday
karimrashid 1:19 PM Jun 11th, 2009
GAGA! What a great girl. Love her message:
BE YOURSELF Hope you saw the show to-
day. And go see AVATAR.
Oprah 5:07 PM Jan 15th
Going to Benihanas with my kids. That’s
where they wanted to take me! I’m so happy.
God is so Great!
iamdiddy Thu Nov 4 19:59:00 2010
Since when did a nut have such a marketing
budget?
lancearmstrong 7:18 PM Oct 31st

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