FATHERNo it’s not. It’s uh. What’s that word you’re always throwing around?Oh right. It’s “vintage”.TUMBLR-TAN’s eyes widen.TUMBLR-TAN“Vintage”? Really?FATHERSure. They don’t make bikes likethis one anymore. Yupthis is areal rare find. So make sure youuse the bike lock.TUMBLR-TANTake a picture of me on it first!FATHERWhat?TUMBLR-TANHere snap a pic! I want everyone tosee my new vintage bike!TUMBLR-TAN puts her phone in her FATHER’s hand. He scratcheshis head and hesitates.TUMBLR-TAN (CONT’D)THE GREEN BUTTON!The camera beeps and TUMBLR-TAN strikes a pose on the bike.TUMBLR-TAN (CONT’D)Do another one! Keep going!FATHERDo we really have time for this?TUMBLR-TAN gets a threataninglook.TUMBLR-TANThere is always time for pictures.If I don’t have pictures, it didn’thappen.FATHER snaps a few more shots. TUMBLR-TAN runs up an snatchesher phone back.TUMBLR-TAN (CONT’D)Oh yeah. This is perfect!2.