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Modern Mythologial Creatures

Modern Mythologial Creatures



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Published by Cramulus
This booklet documents over 50 weird little monsters which are present in our modern world.
This booklet documents over 50 weird little monsters which are present in our modern world.

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Published by: Cramulus on Nov 24, 2010
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 Modern Mythological Creatures
Modern Mythological Creatures
(cc) 2010 –
created at the Principia Discordia forums located athttp://principiadiscordia.com/forum
by Cramulus – http://cramul.us
: Cramulus, Cuddlefist, The Good Rev. Roger, DiscoUkulele, CharlieBrown, Dr. James Semaj, Vexati0n, Richter, Eater of Clowns, Rev. What's-His-Name?,Vartox, Doktor Plague, Triple Zero, Rumckle, The Borderline Simpleton, Apikoros II,Cainad, Netatungrot, BabylonHoruv.This work is protected by a Creative Commons 3.0 License.
Modern Mythological Creatures
 When your GPS talks to you, you arehearing an Annanavi. Typically, the Annanavi is a helpful monster. But if you shout at your GPS too much, ordont follow its instructions, the Annanavi gets annoyed. It willreprogram your GPS to lead you intoplaces you don't want to go. Annanaviare also curious creatures, interestedin checking out places you otherwisemight not ever visit. They think they aredoing you a favor!
  An elf-like creature that communicatesvia an annoying and painful warble.They are striped and shimmer andknown for their perplexing behavioralpatterns. Some say they are just plainoutlandish.
  A Beer Elemental appears as aseemingly normal glass of beer. If aBeer Elemental is consumed, it willtemporarily posses the drinker,causing raucous behavior and black-out-drunkenness. Any eventsexperienced when possessed by aBeer Elemental will most likely beforgotten the next day. If you haveexperienced black-out-drunkenness onan evening when you've only had oneor two beers, then, more likely thannot, a Beer Elemental is to blame. BeerElementals are normally passivecreatures, and only cause troublewhen consumed. Beer Elementals arealso often the cause of "Beer-Balls."Beer Elementals in their natural statecan do very little on their own, so whena particularly fidgety Beer Elementalwants to exert itself, "beer balls" isusually the result.
 The child of prankster spirits and clubgoers. It will appear at parties, bars, orother events, and display a freelyswinging sexual orientation to getattention. It pursues this like a sport.

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