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Mao Lives

Mao Lives



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Published by Shana Mahaffey
Short story about an eclectic San Francisco Lower Haight community.
Short story about an eclectic San Francisco Lower Haight community.

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Published by: Shana Mahaffey on Nov 28, 2010
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Daniel Essman added this note
This is a laugh out loud story...thanks, Shana...the only part I had trouble believing was the driveway...where in San Francisco can you find a house with an empty driveway? I mean really...
Phantomimic added this note
LOL, bizarre and funny, there are some weird people out there! : ^ )

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