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One of my more detailed, rant-filled reviews. Have fun!
One of my more detailed, rant-filled reviews. Have fun!

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AU: Hey, all. I found this list«of why
Twilight 
is better than
Harry Potter 
. Ilaughed.(: Anyway, some background information: When I was in third grade, Igot the first
Harry Potter 
at my book fair for lack of finding anything else. I hatedit. In fifth grade, I tried again, and fell in love. Haha, now I·m in eighth grade. Todate, my proudest accomplishment is reading all seven
Harry Potter 
s. I admit,when I was about eleven [I·m thirteen now] I liked
Twilight.
My little AOL InstantMessaging ´About Meµ box was filled with images that said ´Team Jacob,because real men don·t sparkle.µ«I am ashamed.So! If you bothered to read my little preface, thanks. If you just want to geton with the
Twilight 
bashing, read on. For more fun and laughs, check outmylifeistwilight.com. Many people from MLIA, (Love them!) including me, haveinfiltrated their base. It·s quite hilarious, actually. Also check outaveragewizard.com , a place for all of us obsessors.
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 Twilight is about true love, HP dont got that.
You·re dead, I tell you. I am a total grammar Nazi, so I can just harp onabout how you don·t use apostrophes, shockingly enough. Most Twihards I·veencountered normally don·t have very good grammar though, so no surprises there.´Don·t gotµ isn·t grammatically correct either, but whatever. And what true love? This iswhat I saw.Edward: You smell good. I want to bite your throat out.Bella: Ooh, he·s pretty.FanGirls: It·s love!«.No. Just no. As someone else pointed out, there are different kinds of love.Throwing yourself off a cliff to hear their voice isn·t love. Having sex is a form of love, butnot the only kind. Going after a new born baby is a love known as pedophilia.What could be considered love? Leaving the one for you to protect them.Putting your life on the line again and again. Willing to be put in jail for those you careabout and the causes you believe in. Dying for your son, perhaps? I·m starting to think I·m going to be ranting pretty badly about all of these reasons«
Twilight have well developed characters, HP dont got that
.
 
You obviously did not read the books. Dumbledore goes from power-crazedteenager to fighting for pretty much every magical minority there is. Harry goes from aslightly abused little kid to a man who found the strength inside himself to defeat themost powerful Dark wizard of all time. Hermione goes from a snobby little know it all torealizing how much she truly cares for Ron. And Snape is pretty much the mostcontroversial, well developed character I have ever encountered.
Hot guys and beautiful girls in Twilight, HP dont got that.
 
This is the most shallow, insufficient reason that·s been said so far. If this couldeven count as a reason. We wouldn·t know what the
Twilight
characters looked like,seeing as the only thing that·s ever been described is their hair color and the tone oftheir skin. If you·re basing it off the actors and actresses in both movies [which I·m sureyou are], than most of the people who acted in
Harry Potter 
are all very good looking.Emma Watson is absolutely gorgeous, not to mention a much better actress than KristenStewart. Robert Pattinson has ruined his career by going to
Twilight
. No matter howmany other movies he stars in, he·ll always be remembered as the sparkle-pire. Samegoes for Zac Efron being the High School Musical boy, even though that·s rather unrelated.
Twilight is popular, HP is not.
That isn·t a reason that something is ´betterµ than the other. Take music for instance.Many people like rap that you can·t even understand. Content wise, many bands thatactually write their own songs and sing without voice editing are of a lot better quality.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Twilight
has been out for five years, and sincethere·s only one movie left, it·s already fading fast.
Harry Potter 
has been a culturalphenomena since 1997 [13 years] and still going strong.
Vampires are way better than silly wizards
Says who? Like most of these reasons, these are opinions rather than actual reasons.And the Cullens aren·t vampires. They·re fairies.
Stephanie Meyers is a talented author, J Rowling isnt.
These are people, and albeit being the authors of the books, this has nothing to do withwhy you think 
Twilight
is better than
Harry Potter 
. Who said that you could decide thatarguably one of the most talented writers of all time isn·t good?
Twilight is more famous than HP.
I don·t see a
Twilight
theme park, I don·t see re-creations of things in
Twilight
 (They have
Harry Potter 
wands in the SkyMall catalogs. I want one.)
 
Twilight is amazing! I cant stand those Twilight haterz cuz they dont know whattheyre talkin about and they havent read Twilight books n movies. Harry Potterfails because its so totally boring and its promotes witchcraft, wiccan, and thedevil!
I actually have read the books and seen the movies. Many Twilight haters have. HarryPotter does not promote witchcraft, wiccan, or the devil. Those are actually personalbeliefs, so they cannot exactly be considered wrong. Along with that, people whopractice Wicca don·t believe in the devil anyway. If you·ll notice, McGonagall actuallysays ´Good Lordµ and ´How in the name of heavenµ quite a bit.On the other hand, Twilight promotes abusive relationships, suicide, early [teenage]marriage, pedophilia, teenage pregnancy, and not attending college and fulfillingyour education. I know a lot of these things, particularly about college, are personalchoices. But they are prominent issues in today·s society.http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101122021240AAToetjThank you. Might post more if I get some reviews. *Hint, hint, nudge, nudge, wink,wink.*(:
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 OMG TWILIGHT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT.......IT SO ROMANTIC N IT GOHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDWARD N TAYLOR SOOOOOOOOO FINE!!!!!!!! .............TWILIGHTIS BETTER BECAUSE IT SHOWS U HOW SOMEONE U LOVE CAN DO SO MUCH FORU..........HARRY POTTER IS JUZ STUPID ALL HE DO IS RIDE A STUPID BROOM (LOL) NFIGHT WERID THINGS. PS:IM A TWILIGHT FAN!!!!
Translation: Oh my gosh, Twilight Rocks. I love it, it so romantic and it go hard.Edward and Taylor so fine. Twilight is better because it shows you how someone youlove can do so much for you. Harry Potter is just stupid all he do is ride a stupidbroom [Laughing out loud] and fight weird things. Post Script: I·m a Twilight fan.So, it·s so, are so fine, all he does. Some minor grammatical corrections, notincluding all of the spelling and punctuation edits I made. Let·s dissect this, sentenceby sentence, shall we?

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