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Jokes

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Published by: Dharmsen Soni on Nov 29, 2010
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1- There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village.The village people, though backward were verypatriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the owner of thetheatre had installed a khaadi dhoti.The villagers were very happy with the idea of aKhaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate thetheatre to Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre:GANDHI KEE DHOTI.Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTIas advertised in the Local Newspaper were:Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE.Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHALGandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar.Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustam.Gandhi kee Dhoti mein BaazigarGandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos ..Gandhi kee Dhoti mein AandhiGandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa ..Gandhi kee dhoti mein American President.Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1.Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi .Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuchh Kuchh hota hai.Gandhi kee dhoti mein Indiana JonesGandhi kee dohti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen.Gandhi kee dohti mein JoshGandhi kee dhoti mein AirForce OneGandhi kee dohti mein Joru ka GhulamGandhi kee dohti mein Mere Do Anmol RatanGandhi kee dhoti mein Golden EyeGandhi kee dohti mein JudwaaGandhi kee dohti mein RefugeeGandhi kee dhoti mein GodzillaGandhi kee dohti mein JungleGandhi kee dohti mein Hera PheriGandhi kee dohti mein KoylaGandhi kee dohti mein Nothing to LoseGandhi kee dohti mein Gone in Sixty SecondsGandhi kee dhoti mein aag2 Nipple Nipple don't be farLet me press u in my carup above the chest so highalways milky never drylet me suck u don't feel shyin the brassieres u will die.Love is sensationcaused by temptationto feel penetrationa guy sticks his locationin a girl's destinationto increase populationfor the next generation.
 
A question had appeared in a student's medical examination which read:"List four benefits of breast milk." A student began to answer thequestion:1. No need to bottle it.2. Cats can't steal it.3. Available whenever necessary.But the fourth point eluded him.When there were barely a couple of minutes before the exam ended, thefourth point flashed before his mind. So he completed the answer bywriting:4. Available in attractive containers.Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversationand then decide Yourself.Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.Wife - have you brought the saree.Husband - Bad command or file name.Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.Husband - sharing violation, access denied.Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.Husband - data type mismatch.Wife - you are useless.Husband - by default.Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del toReboot.Wife - what is the relation between you & yourReceptionist?

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