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The comedian said, “Don’t aircraft carrier, the USS John F. Kennedy, problem they encounter as a poten-
applaud too loudly. He may do we discovered we’d lost all of our cos- tial “straight line.”
an encore.” tumes. We had them on the last ship; Any stage malfunction generates
The performer recaptured his we didn’t have them on this one. tension. Tension creates an atmos-
audience. How can you do a large musical phere that is perfect for comedy. In
song and dance segment when the almost any awkward situation, what-
DON’T: Surrender to the Situation. wardrobe is missing? One of the stars ever the performer does or says, will
Whatever dilemma you face is a remembered that “the show must go bring laughter. Take advantage of that
temporary one. It will go away. It’s on.” She borrowed the jacket of a unexpected gift and get your laugh. It
only a battle, not the war. A good naval officer. Belted tight around her will not only lighten the moment, but
speaker should be able to project waist it became a very nautical it will win you added respect from
and convince under almost your audience.
any circumstances. So contin- “Remember that you are the I remember
ue to be a superb speaker once emceeing a
even if the podium is falling
featured act in this performance;
apart in front of you. the problem is a bit player.”
I once coached a speaker who miniskirt. All
had prepared diligently for a very of the women borrowed naval uni- banquet honoring one of our fellow
important presentation. Her voice was forms and the number looked like it employees. The dinner was sched-
lively, her gestures were animated, was costumed in Hollywood. uled at a nearby restaurant immedi-
her delivery was moving. Then the The dance number looked so ately following the workday. When I
microphone cord broke and the mike good with this makeshift wardrobe approached the microphone, it
around her neck crashed to the floor. that it was used in the final broadcast squealed painfully loud. I immediate-
Someone handed her a replace- version of the show. ly backed off and the screeching
ment almost immediately, but from Work your way through minor stopped. When I stepped forward
that moment on her voice lost its disasters and often your performance again, the mike whined again. This
enthusiasm, her gestures were life- will be better for it. happened several times until a techni-
less, her delivery was unconvincing. cian realized the problem and turned
All of the enthusiasm was drained DON’T: Continually Refer to the down the audio volume. Now when I
from her presentation. Problem. Most speaker disasters are grabbed the mike, it behaved.
She allowed a 20 second setback quickly remedied or circumvented. I said, “I apologize for that. When
to destroy a well-prepared 30 minute Once the problem is solved, dismiss these dinners are held right after
speech. it. Calling it up throughout your work, I don’t always get a chance to
speech only draws attention to a shower first.” It started the program
DO: Your Best Under Any problem that no longer exists. Referring with a huge laugh and appreciative
Circumstances. The common show- back to it keeps it alive as a distrac- applause from the audience.
business expression says, “The show tion. It’s in the past; leave it there. As a speaker, you can no more
must go on.” The curtain rises and you Some speakers, though, insist on control your surroundings than a
perform with gusto. A comedian I constantly drawing attention to the sailor can manipulate the waves. The
worked for once complained of being situation. It may be an attempt to all-inclusive advice is to maintain
tired before a show because he had exonerate themselves, to gain sym- your dignity and professionalism. In
had several hours of dental work done pathy, or to reap revenge on short, you do your part as well as
that afternoon. I said, “Why don’t you whomever may have been to blame. you are able; let the problem you
tell the audience that. They’ll under- None of those reasons, though, face resolve itself or be resolved by
stand.” He looked at me like I was should take precedence over the whoever is responsible. T
crazy and said, “I don’t want sympathy message you have to deliver. Now
out there; I want laughs.” that the problem has been solved, Gene Perret was Bob Hope’s head
If things go wrong, work that much deliver your message. writer and is a three-time Emmy
harder to win over your audience. If Award winner on the Carole
there’s a problem, try to solve it. DO: Keep Your Sense of Humor. Burnett Show. He teaches an
One time we were taping a Bob I have worked with very competent e-mail course on using humor in
Hope military special in the middle of humorous performers for many years. speaking and has written many
a war zone. All of our shows were I’ve seen all kind of setbacks on books on that subject. Contact him
performed on ships at sea. Right stage. I can say from experience that at Gper276@sbcglobal. net or
before our last performance on the most polished performers treat each visit www.writingcomedy.com.