“GOOD WILL BUNTING”Written by Kathleen FitzgeraldNovember 28, 2010 (Version #1)CASTWillhemina (Will) Bunting - 25-year-old janitor from SouthieThe Cakemaster - Award-winning Le Cordon Bleu professorThe Cakemaster’s Minion – Dessert boy, Cakemaster’s Asst.The Psychologist (Dr. Peter Roberts) – College Friend ofThe CakemasterMaureen – Will’s best friend from SouthieMoira – Will’s friend from SouthieMariah – Will’s friend from Southie(Scene opens on hallway at Le Cordon Bleu Culinary School. A portly Cakemaster paces up and down a florescent-lithallway, staring at a perfectly-decorated double-tier,octagonal wedding cake with glazed bunt accents.)THE CAKEMASTERSummon my Le Cordon Bleu advanced cake decorating class! I want to know who frosted this impossible octagonal weddingcake to such perfection.THE CAKEMASTER’S MINIONYes, sir.THE CAKEMASTER’S MINION scampers away. THE CAKEMASTERfollows after him, shaking his head in disbelief.WILLHEMINA (Will) BUNTING and her Southie friend, MAUREEN,are hanging out on a stoop. Two other friends, MOIRA andMARIAH, enter.MAUREENGood call picking this stoop for us to hang, Will. This isthe best stoop I’ve ever had.WILLHEMINA (WILL)That’s what Moira’s father said to me last night.MOIRA (In thick Southie Boston accent) Eh, feck you.WILLComeback of the century!