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3 Jokes

3 Jokes

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Published by: romanzahan on Dec 08, 2010
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 The United Kingdom’s international organisation for educational opportunities and cultural relations.
We are registered in England as a charity.
The chicken and the frog
One morning a chicken walked into a library.It went up to the desk and said “Book! Book!”The librarian give the chicken two books, and it left.Half an hour later the chicken returned.Once more it approached the desk and said “Book! Book!”This time the curious librarian followed the chicken.She followed it through the streets to the park.It went into the park and down to the lake.It gave the books to a big fat frog.The frog opened a book and looked at it.Then it said “Read it!” and threw the book into the water!
 
 
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 The United Kingdom’s international organisation for educational opportunities and cultural relations.
We are registered in England as a charity.
The firing squad
Two men were traveling together in a foreign country.One night they heard gun-shots and lots of shouting.Next morning they were told that a revolution had broken out.They were arrested and accused of being spies.They were sentenced to death by firing squad.The first man faced the guns … “Ready! Aim! …”“Earthquake!” he yelled, and the gunmen panicked.In the confusion he made his escape.The second man faced the guns … “Ready! Aim! …”“Fire!” he yelled!

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