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THE ONLINE DATING
PROFILE FORMULA
 
by Race dePriest
 
Welcome!
I’veputthistogethersothatyoucangetupandrunningwithanawesomeprofilein
recordtime
.Yes,Ididitalicizethewords
recordtime
.That’sbecauseyou’reonthefasttracknow,baby.Ok,allkiddingaside,whatyou’vegothereisgoingtogiveyoumajorawesomenesspointswiththegirlswhoseeyourprofile.Addsomegoodpicsintothemix,andyou’llbegettingwomenwritingandrespondingtoyouindroves.Droves,Itellya.Incasewe’venotformallymet(yet),mynameisRace,and
I’vebeendoingonlinedatingforaboutfouryearsnow
.I’vedatedwomenoffoffacebook,MySpace,Match,Jdate,PlentyOfFish,OkCupid…younameit,I’veprobablybeenonthesiteanddatedsomeofit’swomen.Thishascreatedsomeprettygreatlifestyleopportunitiesforme.I’mnotarichman,butwheneverItraveltoseefriends(andcrashontheircouches)inplaceslikeNewYork,Hawaii,Montreal,NewZealand,andtheU.K.,andwheneverI’mfeelinglikesomevarietyinmysociallifehereathomeinLasVegas,thereareusuallymorewomenthatIhavetimetosee,allwaitingtohangout.Now,ifyoujustwanttokeepitsimpleandgetagirlfriend,noproblem.Mylifestyleisn’tforeveryone.But
youcandefinitelylearnathingorfiftyfrommysemi-professionalcareerasanonlinedater
.IputtheProfileFormulatogethersothatyoucouldgetanattention-grabbing,smile-inducingprofileupinlessthantenminutes.Thisissoimportant,and
it’sshockingtomewhenIseethatguysdon’tputmucheffortintotheirprofiles
.That’slikegoingouttothebarwithoutshoweringorcombingyourhair.Getittogether,caveman!Allyouhavetodoiscopysome(orall)ofthequestionsfromhereintoyourprofile.SomeofthesequestionscomefromOkCupidandNerve.Whereasitedoesn’thavequestionstoguideyouthroughit(likeMatchorPlentyOfFish),youcanstillusethis–
 justpickquestionsyoulikeandwriteoutyouranswersaccordingtomyguidelines
.
Ihighlyrecommendthatyouusebulletpointsandkeepyouranswersshort 
.Desirablewomendon’twanttowadethroughatenparagraphessay.Andwhenyou’rereadytotakeittothenextlevel,well,youneedtogetinonPushButtonDating.It’smyAtoZ,1-2-3,copy/pastecourseonexactlyhowtomeettheexactwomenyouwantonanyofthesitesImentionabove(andanywhereelseyoucancreateaprofile).You’recompetingwithguysonthosesiteswho
have
boughtPushButton,andwho
are
gettingdateswiththetopwomen.Sogetthisgoing,thenstepupandarmyourself,solider.AndI’lllookforwardtoseeingyouonourprivateforumwithagreatstoryandagreatgirl.
 
THEPROFILEFORMULA
AboutMe/SelfSummary:
-Keepthissectionshort.(i.e.
Iamamanwithaplan
or
Likeagrown-upversionofTomSawyer 
).Awomanwillfindoutaboutyouintherestofyourprofile.
RelationshipGoals:
Whereasked,alwaysputthatyouarelookingforarelationship-nevercasualmeetingorfriendship.Youmaythinkit’scooltosaythat,butit’sahugeturn-offforwomen.Ifyou’reonfacebookorMySpace,orasitethatdoesn’taskthis,thennoneedtoincludeit.
WhatI'mDoingWithMyLife:
Includesomething
•
 
Aboutfriendsandfamily(i.e.MakingsurethepeopleIlovearetakencareof,etc),
•
 
Aboutyourgoals(travelingtoeachofthe7wondersoftheworld,buildingatelescope,doingstandupcomedy,etc)
•
 
social(meetinginterestingnewpeopleallovertheworld,learningnewjokestomakepeoplelaugh,etc)
•
 
funny(gettingintotroubleasoftenasIcan,playingpracticaljokesonmyfriends,etc)
I'mreallygoodat:
-Include2thingsthatmakefunofyourself/showyoudon'ttakeyourselftooseriously(i.e.cooking-toastismyspecialty,lookingsillyonthedancefloor,etc)-Include2thingsthatarefocusedonotherpeopleorverygeneral(i.e.makingsurethepeopleinmylifeknowhowmuchtheymeantome,livinglaughingandloving,etc)
Thefirstthingspeoplenoticeaboutme:
Showvariouspositiveaspectsofyourpersonalityinaroundaboutway:
•
 
MyLackOfJudgment(personalitytrait:open-mindedness)
•
 
Myplayfulattitude(personalitytrait:light-hearted)
•
 
Mywittyretorts(personalitytrait:senseofhumor)
•
 
Ismilealot(personalitytrait:happy)Don’tincludethestuffinparentheses–thoseareforyoutounderstandwhatI’mconveyinghere!
Myfavoritebooks:
-Inadditiontoyourfavorites,includeabookonrelationships(i.e.AGeneralTheoryofLove,TheEvolutionofDesire,He'sJustNotThatIntoYou,etc),Afavoritebookfromyourchildhood(i.eIfyougiveamouseacookie,wherethewildthingsgrow,etc),andaclassic(TheCountofMonteCristo,ATaleofTwoCities,ThePictureofDorianGrey,etc)
Myfavoritemovies:
-Inadditiontoyourfavorites,includeagirlymovie(Clueless,,etc)Amoviefromthe80's(i.e.BacktoTheFuture,TheBreakfastClub,BetteroffDead,etc)andacartoonmovie(i.e.Ratatouille,TheLionKing,FindingNemo,etc)
Myfavoritemusic
:-Inadditiontoyourfavorites,includeafunnyband(i.e.SpiceGirls,HannaMontana,etc)andmakesuretohavemorethanonegenre(iehaveabandfromclassicrock,indie,pop,etc)
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