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miranda_s01e03

miranda_s01e03

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MIRANDA: EP 2: ‘JUST THE JOB’
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SCENE 1. INT. MIRANDA’S SITTING ROOM. DAY.MIRANDA:
(TO CAMERA:) Good evening and a heartywelcome. Biscuit? Sorry mine. (EATS IT)
Wouldn’t have worked, it’s television, but it’s the thought.Though if you’d been right here, I still would have eaten it. (BEAT)
Now, previously in my life, mymother puts me under pressure to get a proper job...CUT TO:
 
MIRANDA: EP 2: ‘JUST THE JOB’
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EP.2. SCENE 2. INT. FORMAL HALL. DAY.(FLASHBACK – RECENT PAST)
MIRANDA AND PENNY SAT A DESK.BEHIND THE DESK A NAVAL CAPTAIN.
CAPTAIN:
So we’re signing Miranda to the Royal Navy?
MIRANDA:
What?
CAPTAIN:
The first trip is 7 months.
PENNY:
(PLEADINGLY:) Could it be longer?MIRANDA SHOCKED STARE AT PENNY.PENNY DOES A ‘WHAT?’
CAPTAIN:
Miranda, do you really want to be in the Navy?
MIRANDA:
(SINGING:) In the Navy!... yes, you can sail theseven seas… In the Navy!... Bet you get that a lot.
CAPTAIN:
No.PENNY SHOCKED STARE AT MIRANDA
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MIRANDA DOES A ‘WHAT?’
 
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MIRANDA: EP 2: ‘JUST THE JOB’
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SCENE 3. INT. MIRANDA’S SITTING ROOM. DAY.
BACK TO PRESENT.
MIRANDA:
(TO CAMERA:) Alarming propensity to sing ininterviews. Luckily for that one I failed the exercisetest. They asked me to run. I said no. Running -wrong unless professionally or as a child. As anadult you should only run if you’re near a trainstation and look at your watch first. And youcertainly can’t gallop like kids. Something I’d liketo see…CUT TO:

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