between your eyebrows, knuckles, elbows, the back of your knees, on your jaw, anywhere
your mouth and in your ears.
Now, add up those points.Do you have +3 or more
? Then WELL DONE, you're good looking. See the first section belowfor advice on how to behave on dates.
Did you score between +2 and -2?
Then you are not-bad looking, nor completely unattractive .Give the good looking section and the following section a read and take advice as you see fit.
Less than -2?
Oh dear. You're going to need a bit of help with getting chaps to find you attractive.See the section for people. See the section for the not-so good looking for that essential advice onall things romantic.
Less than -8?
Don't you even think about going out on any dates. Stay indoors. Don't yet despair,however, see the "So you look like a horse?" guide below, and soon you may well be in the -2 to -8range. Hurrah!
Less than -10?
Less than -12?
Less than -16?
How did you manage to get a score this low? You must be trying to look COMPLETELY gruesome to all around you. If not, then its just as well you read this book. Wear itover your head so no one sees you, run back to your cave, and hide under a rock until deathmercifully takes you. See the "So you look like you should live in a pond?" section while you waitfor the grim reaper. Right, now that you have been handily and insultingly classified, on with the first-date guides!
How to Bag a Shag:
If you are good looking
then do the following. (This works 24/7, not just on dates):
Laugh charmingly.Look pretty.That's it. Everyone will do whatever you want, all of the time. (If people don't do whatever youwant all of the time then you may have added up your points incorrectly.)If you are...
not so good looking:
O.K, you are going to need to use all of your natural assets to pull this one off, but you can do it.You go girl...Make him feel important. Ask him questions about his life, job, family, studies- whatever. Men liketo feel like they're the centre of the universe, so exploit this to the maximum extent that you possibly can.Is that not working for you? How about joining in with his enjoyment of 'manly' activities. Sports,