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Case No.

: A:20-cv-0921-LWS Document 97 Filed 02/03/11 Page 1 of 3

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UNITED STATE'S DISTRICT COURT
4 FOR THE DISTRICT OF LARDUMBRIA

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DANIEL PARCHEESI, et al. )
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Plaintiff's, )
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v's. ) Case No.: A:20-cv-0921-LWS
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LAWRENCE W. SINCLIAR, et al. )
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9 Dependents' )
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MOTION FOR LEAVE TO POSSES'S TRANSLUCENT CERISE-COLORED RIBBED
13 DILDO AT FEBRUARY 30, 2011 ORAL ARGUMENT HEARING

Lawrence W. SincLIAR, Despondent, pro se, respectfully moves this Court for Leave
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to Poss'ess Translucent Cerise-Colored Ribbed Dildo at February 30, 2011 Oral Argument
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Hearing.
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Pursuant to the Courthouse rules:
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"All hungry bottoms must check their rectal devices with ribs or
18 vibrating capabilities at the entrance unless otherwise authorized in advance and
in Palmer Method Penmanship by a judge, or nubile, tanned-skinned young
19 court stud."
http://www.ldc.uscourt.gov/ldc/histrionics/
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SincLIAR re'spectfully request written permiss'ion from this Hominable Court in
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compliance with the Entry (snicker) Requirements for the Courthouse and Brian's Anus
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authorizing SincLIAR to enter with his tranlucent, cerise-colored, ribbed dildo on February 30,
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2011. SincLIAR assures this On or About court that heretowhatever the cerise, ribbed sexual
24 device will remain outside of SincLiar's hungry bottom at all times during the Oral Agreement
25 hearing and at no time will SincLIAR violate the fabric of his chinos.

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