1 Tech Support: "What version of the Mac OS are you using?"Customer: "Word 6.0."2 Tech Support: "What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft?"Customer: "Netscape."Tech Support: "Could you read to me what it says at the top of the window?"Customer: "'Global Travel Conference - Microsoft Internet Explorer'."3 Tech Support: "Are you installing on a Mac?"Customer: "No, I'm using a 3.5" thingee on a disk."4 Tech Support: "This has Windows 98 on it -- did it have Windows 98 or 95 on itwhen it was sent out for repair?"Customer: "I think it had Office 97."5 Tech Support: "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"6 Customer: "I keep getting an error message whenever I try using the MSDOS modein Windows 95."Tech Support: "Can you describe what happens?"Customer: "Well, I keep getting a black screen with an error message saying, 'C:\WINDOWS>'."7 Tech Support: "which drive is your CD ROM?"Customer: "the top one."8 Customer: "Do I hit 'F' and '8' at the same time?"9 Tech Support: "Your password will be...a small 'a' as in apple, a capital 'V'as in Victor, the number '7' "Customer: "Is that a capital '7'?"10 Tech Support: "Ok, let's try once more, but use lower case letters..."Customer: "Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard."Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.The first woman said, "My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, hebrings me flowers and candy. I like that."The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!"The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does issit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be, when I finally get it..."ON JUDGEMENT DAYBill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informedthem that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days.They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not"changing his mind. So, . .