Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
The stage is dimly lit in red light. Visible in the dim lighting are two rooms. OnStage Right is Dr. Horrible’s lab, with a camera set up on a desk. Against thewall sits a couch, and on the other wall is mounted a dry erase board with a tableunderneath it. On Stage Left, a Laundromat is seen, with two washers in thecenter of the room, and a bench against the wall. A screen is seen hanging abovethe stage. As the house lights dim, the red light grows more intense, and then fades to black.#1 – Horrible Theme Instrumental When the theme finishes playing, the lights in Dr. Horrible’s lab come up, and the screen comes to life with a live video projection of DR. HORRIBLE. He is making another entry for his online blog.
SCENE 1-1DR. HORRIBLE
(immediately as lights come up, evil laugh)
AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! So that's, you know...coming along. I'm working with a vocal coach; strengthening the "AAHHH". A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards. If you're going to get into the EvilLeague of Evil, I mean you have to have a memorable laugh. What do you think BadHorse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death whinny. No response, BTW from theLeague yet, but, my application is strong this year; a letter of condemnation from thedeputy mayor. That’s gotta have some weight, so, fingers crossed.
(awkward silent pause)
EMAILS! 2sly4you writes: “Hey Genius” Wow! Sarcasm. That’s ORIGINAL!
“Where are the gold bars you were supposed to pull out of that bank vault with your trans-matter ray? Obviously it failed or it would be in the papers.” Well no, they’re notgoing to say anything in the press. But, BEHOLD. Transported from there to here.
(DR. HORRIBLE reaches off camera and brings into view a Ziploc bag with ametallic looking liquid inside. He pokes at it)
The molecules tend to shift during the trans-matter... um... event, but they weretransported IN BAR FORM and they clearly were...