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    How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend
    How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend
    How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend
    Ebook18 pages14 minutes

    How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend

    By ChronicleBooks

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    By Gary Ghislain -- David Gershwin's summer is about to take a turn for the weird. When his dad's new patient Zelda tells him she’s from outer space and on a quest to take Johnny Depp back to her planet, he knows he should run away screaming. But with one look from her mean, green eyes, David's hooked, and soon he's leaping across rooftops, running from police, and stealing cars just to stay by her side. He might not be a typical hero, but David's going to get the girl even if it takes him to the ends of the earth—or beyond.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChronicleBooks
    Release dateFeb 11, 2011
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