Welcome guests to our first winter paintball Big Game Sunday February 13th 2011
NORTH KOREANS
Unidentified KPA paratrooper photographed during winter
exercises in Onsong near the Chinese and Russian borders
INVADE CANADA
Pefferlaw (CP) - Thousands of Korean People’s Army paratroops landed late Saturday
evening blanketing Georgina Township with something far deadlier than snow. In a late
evening press conference that interrupted the Leafs vs. Habs game, Canadian Prime
Minister Stephen Harper informed Canadians that our country had been invaded. High
over the Arctic, Canadian CF-18 Hornets from Cold Lake Alberta along with USAF F-22
Raptors from Alaska, scrambled around 12 noon on Saturday to intercept a large air
armada that had launched from air bases across North Korea.
Despite the initial success of the fighters, they were eventually overwhelmed by over
200 enemy fighters. Once our air force had been badly mauled, the Korean People’s Air
Force (KPAF) dropped over 20 plane loads of paratroopers along the south shore of Lake
Simcoe between Keswick and Beaverton. The PM then turned over the conference to the
Chief of Defence staff General Walt Natynczyk. The General explained that the KPA was
attempting to establish an improvised airfield on Lake Simcoe where they could land an
invasion force to occupy Southern Ontario, with the ultimate goal being invading the USA.
HOT & DELICIOUS PIZZA
Remember to place your pizza order before 10:00 am Large 8 slice pepperoni (no substitutions please)
only $10
FREE
Hot Chocolate
PAINT
6¢ per ball
$30 bag 500
and Soup $120 case 2000
Safety Rules:
1. Barrel Socks, condoms, bags or locking plugs, must be used at all times in safe areas. Barrels may not be detached from guns in these areas.
2. No firing, even dry firing, may be done in the staging areas. (Markers may be dry fired if a secure barrel-blocking device covers the barrel)
3. Players must be at least 10 years of age. Children under the age of 10 are not allowed on the field without parent.
4. All players must sign and agree to a WAIVER. Those UNDER 18 MUST HAVE A WAIVER signed by a parent or legal guardian.
5. Players must first register at the sign-up counter and listen to orientation given by the Referee before they play. All payers must do this, even if they are regulars.
6. Players may not enter the field or play a game without a Referee.
7. Paintball goggles must be worn at all times in the field, chrono, and walkway areas. Damaged or unsafe modifications to goggles are not allowed for field play. Field Rules:
8. Players must adhere to all rules of the game.
9. Players may not move, alter or modify any structures on the playing field.
10. Our field speed is 280 fps. No marker is allowed on field shooting over 280 fps. All markers not owned by Georgina must have velocity verified prior to playing.
11. Players may not adjust a gun's speed on the field. Tools may not be brought into a game. If the player's gun is malfunctioning, they must call themselves out.
12. Players must call themselves out when they have an obvious hit, unless the game rules state otherwise.
13. Once a player is out, they may not talk, argue, or in any way try to signal other players. Any attempt to act as an eliminated player on the playing field while game is in play will
result in the elimination of that player, plus one team-member.
14. Players must hold the paintball gun above their shoulders when they are shot out while still on the field, and reinsert the barrel blocker on the marker.
15. Blind firing is not allowed. You must see what you are shooting at.
16. Full-auto, reactive, or burst modes are allowed when field refs authorize their usage. At all times the use of Semi-automatic mode only is to be used.
17. All players must recognize the Surrender Rule; players may not shoot each other at a range less than ten feet, unless otherwise stated by referee.
18. All players must abide by the referee's directions or be subject to sit out a game or leave premises.
19. Paintballs not purchased the day of play, must be approved before use.
20. Failure to comply will result in ejection from the field without refund.
Personal Conduct:
21. This list of rules is not inclusive. Actions that endanger people, prohibit fun or do not coincide with Georgina’s objectives will be prohibited.
22. We reserve the right to refuse service.
23. Players will be asked to leave immediately for the following offences: Unsportsmanlike conduct: over aggressiveness, threatening, insulting, disregarding referee's instructions,
cheating, not following the rules. Paintball is for fun.
24. If a player does not abide by the rules, they will sit out a game or be made to leave. No refunds are given.
25. Fellow players and the staff and property must be treated with respect.