Thanks for making this review. I had problems with the RLM review before reading this, but apparently I glossed over a large amount of stupidity. I will say that I enjoyed RLM's humor, if not their film criticism ability and/or comprehension skills. But as many are incapable of understanding, opinions can differ.
Step 1: make a criticism over making a mountain out of a molehill\u000aStep 2: use comfirmation bias to "interpret" characters and plot elements the way you want\u000aStep 3: make a ridiculously big deal about off the cuff comments\u000aStep 4: don't understand why people don't take you seriously.\u000a\u000awhat an absolute joke
You've written 108 pages with regards to why the review of this movie is bad and you are looking at the review itself from the wrong context. TPM was a bad -movie-. The entire point of the RLM reviews was that these stories were conveyed in such a poor, illogical way. Movies are a visual medium, and a lot of what you consider nitpicks are instances where something is conveyed poorly or not at all.