Kelso

I would like to meet a hot, big-tittied, blonde nympho. At least two standard deviations above the mean. I can read from my calculus text book to her while we make love. Can Jesus help me with that?

cmennucci

let go of the statistics baby and you need to call it out by faith! Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not yet seen. Jesus said "According to your faith...be it done unto you. which basically means you gotta believe to see it and/or become what you believe! I speak words of blessings over your life right now and YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. In fact, I'm believing that you will be blessed with a divine connections. I declare it by faith right now.

Kelso

The calculations could be worse; what if beauty and brains are negatively correlated.

ninjapirate007

maybe you could get a girl if you spent more time talking to them and less time researching why you don't have one.

Yoda2

Wow...how much time did it take to compile this? Ladies were likely in waiting!