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Hyenastrology Treatise

Hyenastrology Treatise

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Published by Gloria Shamiso
Traditional #Astrology http://lulu.com/astrology #zodiac #horoscope #dating #ascendant

First published by Klaudio Zic Publications, 2011 http://stores.lulu.com/astrology Copyright © 2011 By Klaudio Zic. All Rights Reserved. No part of this material may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or otherwise, for commercial purposes or otherwise, without the written permission of the Author. The names of dedicated publications are normally given in italics.





Hyenastrology





Copyright © 2011 by Klaudio Zic, all rights reserved. http://www.lulu.com/astrology


The following treatise will elucidate all the facets of modern astrology. The elaboration is for the premier astrologer who wants to follow the traditional path.

(1)Welcome, incipient traditional astrologer. Incipientradition is with you. Incipient tradition is strong in your own family. We all have it. Today is the day to make your first horoscope. No, not as based on any real skies, of course. Any other skies will do. As follows is a step by step instruction of how to ruin many lives by playing on a sympathetic as well as genuinely na?ve public that will adore what you have done for them. They will trust you till the end. Keep your lies in well-meant format. Of course that things may not be as we present them, but we have our own way of seeing things: something along that wonderful line of thought. Never mention error. That your client has two to six signs of zodiacal offset in one's horoscope is too rude: make it sound like we have a slightly different point of view: that will sign up with our democratic mentality as endorsed by many.
(2)Mangling the original position of the planets in the form of fake ephemeris will never be your job at all. Don't worry: you will never see any real planetary positions; which are altogether obsolete for the matter at hand; just entrust yours to any system, eastern or western as well. There are namely two types of doing business on this regent's planet: the western way, including the eastern way for double profit. Where do you find double asinine public ready to pay for two versions of their own natal skies of which none is really their own at all? Don't worry: the bigger the distortion, the larger the public: they will come from any double sign, Gemini per instance, or Pisces; being already eager to test your incipient interpretations. People like new things like old stories retold. Nothing is so vintage lie itself. We don't call it lie, of course; as we already settled for tradition. Never call things by their own names. Don't say: here I am, yet another asinine repeater as relaying the same old nonsense that we all know as having no scientific fundament at all. Say, hi, I am your new traditional talent. I will speak of many things that you already heard, in a new way. You are important to me as I am to you, and if a little lie slips here and there, that is because we are all so genuinely human, huh. Being human makes for business even in the crawliest areas of life. When we are all human, we understand ourselves better: no need for understanding as we are all one big community. The collective will cushion all the nonsensei that might slip from your pen. Don't be careful at all when you cut and paste: anything will do. Make it sound revelational.
(3)Who does the necessary mangling in order to distort natal skies for a superstitious market? None of your business. Not many people, in fact. You have to know something in order to destroy it. Know where to find the real thing in order to mangle it. Even mangling the real thing requires some skill. So you may say that you are in good hands as expert enough to mangle things left and right. Thus, the planet is served: people asininely believe in everything set before them, especially when it links with adamant tradition. Give them a set of mangled ephemeris and they are already ready to die for tradition. Which is to say
Traditional #Astrology http://lulu.com/astrology #zodiac #horoscope #dating #ascendant

First published by Klaudio Zic Publications, 2011 http://stores.lulu.com/astrology Copyright © 2011 By Klaudio Zic. All Rights Reserved. No part of this material may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or otherwise, for commercial purposes or otherwise, without the written permission of the Author. The names of dedicated publications are normally given in italics.





Hyenastrology





Copyright © 2011 by Klaudio Zic, all rights reserved. http://www.lulu.com/astrology


The following treatise will elucidate all the facets of modern astrology. The elaboration is for the premier astrologer who wants to follow the traditional path.

(1)Welcome, incipient traditional astrologer. Incipientradition is with you. Incipient tradition is strong in your own family. We all have it. Today is the day to make your first horoscope. No, not as based on any real skies, of course. Any other skies will do. As follows is a step by step instruction of how to ruin many lives by playing on a sympathetic as well as genuinely na?ve public that will adore what you have done for them. They will trust you till the end. Keep your lies in well-meant format. Of course that things may not be as we present them, but we have our own way of seeing things: something along that wonderful line of thought. Never mention error. That your client has two to six signs of zodiacal offset in one's horoscope is too rude: make it sound like we have a slightly different point of view: that will sign up with our democratic mentality as endorsed by many.
(2)Mangling the original position of the planets in the form of fake ephemeris will never be your job at all. Don't worry: you will never see any real planetary positions; which are altogether obsolete for the matter at hand; just entrust yours to any system, eastern or western as well. There are namely two types of doing business on this regent's planet: the western way, including the eastern way for double profit. Where do you find double asinine public ready to pay for two versions of their own natal skies of which none is really their own at all? Don't worry: the bigger the distortion, the larger the public: they will come from any double sign, Gemini per instance, or Pisces; being already eager to test your incipient interpretations. People like new things like old stories retold. Nothing is so vintage lie itself. We don't call it lie, of course; as we already settled for tradition. Never call things by their own names. Don't say: here I am, yet another asinine repeater as relaying the same old nonsense that we all know as having no scientific fundament at all. Say, hi, I am your new traditional talent. I will speak of many things that you already heard, in a new way. You are important to me as I am to you, and if a little lie slips here and there, that is because we are all so genuinely human, huh. Being human makes for business even in the crawliest areas of life. When we are all human, we understand ourselves better: no need for understanding as we are all one big community. The collective will cushion all the nonsensei that might slip from your pen. Don't be careful at all when you cut and paste: anything will do. Make it sound revelational.
(3)Who does the necessary mangling in order to distort natal skies for a superstitious market? None of your business. Not many people, in fact. You have to know something in order to destroy it. Know where to find the real thing in order to mangle it. Even mangling the real thing requires some skill. So you may say that you are in good hands as expert enough to mangle things left and right. Thus, the planet is served: people asininely believe in everything set before them, especially when it links with adamant tradition. Give them a set of mangled ephemeris and they are already ready to die for tradition. Which is to say

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First published by Klaudio Zic Publications, 2011http://stores.lulu.com/astrologyCopyright © 2011 By Klaudio Zic. All Rights Reserved. No part of this material may bereproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or otherwise, for commercial purposes or otherwise, without the written permission of the Author. The names of dedicated publications are normally given in italics.
Hyenastrology
Copyright © 2011 by Klaudio Zic, all rights reserved.
 
http://www.lulu.com/astrology
The following treatise will elucidate all the facets of modern astrology. Theelaboration is for the premier astrologer who wants to follow the traditional path.(1) Welcome, incipient traditional astrologer. Incipientradition is with you.Incipient tradition is strong in your own family. We all have it. Today is theday to make your first horoscope. No, not as based on any real skies, of course. Any other skies will do. As follows is a step by step instruction of how to ruin many lives by playing on a sympathetic as well as genuinelynaïve public that will adore what you have done for them. They will trustyou till the end. Keep your lies in well-meant format. Of course that thingsmay not be as we present them, but we have our own way of seeing things:something along that wonderful line of thought. Never mention error. Thatyour client has two to six signs of zodiacal offset in one's horoscope is toorude: make it sound like we have a slightly different point of view: that willsign up with our democratic mentality as endorsed by many.
 
(2) Mangling the original position of the planets in the form of fake ephemeriswill never be your job at all. Don't worry: you will never 
see
any realplanetary positions; which are altogether obsolete for the matter at hand;just entrust yours to any system, eastern or western as well. There arenamely two types of doing business on this regent's planet: the westernway,  including the eastern way for double profit. Where do you finddouble asinine public ready to pay for two versions of their own natal skiesof which none is really their own at all? Don't worry: the bigger thedistortion, the larger the public: they will come from any double sign,Gemini per instance, or Pisces; being already eager to test your incipientinterpretations. People like new things like old stories retold. Nothing is sovintage lie itself. We don't call it lie, of course; as we already settled for tradition. Never call things by their own names. Don't say: here I am, yetanother asinine repeater as relaying the same old nonsense that we all knowas having no scientific fundament at all. Say, hi, I am your new traditionaltalent. I will speak of many things that you already heard, in a new way.You are important to me as I am to you, and if a little lie slips here andthere, that is because we are all so genuinely human, huh. Being humanmakes for business even in the crawliest areas of life. When we are allhuman, we understand ourselves better: no need for understanding as weare all one big community. The collective will cushion all the nonsenseithat might slip from your pen. Don't be careful at all when you cut andpaste: anything will do. Make it sound revelational.(3) Who does the necessary mangling in order to distort natal skies for asuperstitious market? None of your business. Not many people, in fact. Youhave to know something in order to destroy it. Know where to find the realthing in order to mangle it. Even mangling the real thing requires someskill. So you may say that you are in good hands as expert enough tomangle things left and right. Thus, the planet is served: people asininely
 
believe in everything set before them, especially when it links with adamanttradition. Give them a set of mangled ephemeris and they are already readyto die for tradition. Which is to say, in mentioning tradition often, you gaincredibility. Don't worry: not many will step against it, the devil has a firmfoothold on its own planet.(4) Now, choose a house system for your novel horoscope: any of them dozenswill do. Remember that you do not need something workable, none of themis, but something eccentric in order to impress thy asinine public with your knowledge. Make it a strange sounding Latin name. Latin is the language of them learned folks.(5) Try and sound knowledgeable on the subject of that planet in the seventhhouse square all the rest. You perhaps suppose that it is not in the seventhhouse at all, but since the program set it there, there is no dispute at all.Make that pair divorce on account of planets that were never there.Misplaced planets by sign and house make for an excellent way to ruinother people's lives. Besides, if they
do
divorce after all, wasn't it as youplanned them to? If an organ is cut, even a wrong organ will do; on expertastrological  advice,  wasn't  its sheer  fate to be cut, even  with  your predictions not so sweet? And don't make any, predictions. You don't knowhow to make anything anyway. Keep it so.(6)  Never predict. Any idiot can predict and learn how to predict in minutes,but you are not supposed to. Use no direction. Discard hundreds of techniques. Speak of transits. No astrologer even predicted anything byusing that crap, thus it got popular. People intrinsically don't believe thatthat thing works: follow on popular belief, make it sound stupid, like“retrograde Mercury squares”, etc, etc... Speak of terrible transits fromplanets that never make any aspect of that kind among themselves. Makeeverything look orderly. Even when the real planets don't make aspect,make it sound like a terrible truth. No one will check on it anyway, them

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