Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Part One
By C.M. Humphries
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Small Grains . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
Normality. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
Excluded Sample . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22
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Small Grains
“It’s a message in a bottle,” Alyssa said as she shook a bottle full of sand.
“No, it’s definitely not,” Craig responded, his eyes squinting as they struggled to make
out the finer details of the bottle and its contents. “It’s either a dumb hour glass or a souvenir
Alyssa place the bottle between her left arm and side, snug underneath her armpit, and
sprinted off towards a small cabin that sat at the top of a hill. Craig chased after her as she
headed away from the ocean. He kicked sand into the air with ever step he took. His calf
muscles grew sore as he scaled slanted sand dunes. No matter how fast he ran or how much
effort he put out into catching her, Craig could not keep up with his younger sister.
“Wait up!” Craig yelled, though he was losing his breath. He started to clamp his chest as
he began to scuttle.
At the sight of Craig taking small strides and clutching his chest, Alyssa began to panic
and slow down. She took a few glances behind her and discovered Craig was falling behind.
Before, there was a distance between the two of them, but now Craig was acting like prisoner
strapped down with ankle weights and shackles. Craig became petrified and fell to the sandy
ground.
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“Craig!” Alyssa screamed as she darted back towards the ocean. Her face felt hot from
mixed emotions; the tears that she began to cry felt like sulfuric acid running down her cheeks.
She slid beside her brother like a runner to home base. She placed the bottle down on the
beach and struggled to reach underneath Craig and flip him over. She knew CPR would be wise
“Don’t die on me, Craig. Don’t die on me,” Alyssa repeated as she readied resuscitation.
As her hands were about to slam down on Craig’s chest, a smile spread across his face.
“Ha-ha,” Craig said as he swiped the bottle from his sister. He stood up and then loped towards
the cabin.
To his surprise, Alyssa was much faster than he fathomed. Slam! Craig could hear the
sound of his sister tackling him down echo over the beachfront. For a minute, Craig thought he
Alyssa snatched the bottle and looked into it. “What?” she muttered as the contents of
the bottle began to change. Instead of small grains of sand sitting at the bottom of the bottle, a
playground began to form. Emerging from the limited amount of sand: monkey bars, a swing set,
a seesaw.
“What is it doing?” Craig asked. His eyes opened wide as his mind succumbed to
bedazzlement.
Alyssa’s look of confusion contorted until it developed into a beautiful expression of joy.
A smile. She said, “I was thinking about this last night—how much I wanted to play at the
playground.”
“Who’s your buddy?” Craig had to ask after seeing a granular version of his sister
“I don’t know.” And Alyssa knew that was the truth as she scratched the back of her
head.
“Maybe it’s because you don’t have any friends,” Craig said, tormenting his sister as she
snagged the bottle. He looked into and once again, the sand changed. The playground became a
couple of cars on a straight, which looked like Hot Wheels. “Huh, I told Dad I wanted cars for my
birthday.”
“It shows what you want,” Alyssa said as she watched Craig’s thoughts being portrayed
in a sand bottle. She could even see little people driving the cars around, which turned the
pretend city into a living one. People roamed the streets. Stores changed their door signs to
OPEN.
Alyssa and Craig took a deeper look into the bottle. “Look, it’s me!” Alyssa said, thrilled
“It’s just pretend,” Craig replied. He became short on breath, but tried to hide it.
The sand lookalike of Alyssa revved the play car’s engine until the real Alyssa and Craig
both though they could hear it over the sound of seagulls and the ocean waves smashing against
She sped down the roads like a pubescent high school boy trying to prove his
masculinity. Then, a small boy stepped in front of the car, and before the sand-made Alyssa
could slam on the brakes, it was too late. Blood splattered across the pavement. Alyssa jogged
away from her car and towards the body. She screamed at the sight of the body. Who was the
Alyssa dropped the bottle and turned to her brother, who had fallen to the ground,
Their silk shirts under expensive jackets, vests—their tacky and pricey dress shoes. They’re the
epitome of American success. In their American dream they’ve never been self-effacing, I
guessed, yet as I pointed the barrel at all of them, I was as good as God. I knew their type:
ruthless S.O.B.s who’ve backstabbed and cheated to the point that someone else cried in defeat.
Look at them, humbled and kneeling, pleading for mercy underneath disgusting phlegm-filled
sobs. Should I have pitied them? No. If not for them—if not for those greedy, undermining power
gluttons—I would have never been in that forsaken bank. If not for them, I would be depositing
“Sit down,” I commanded the clients. They scurried around like moles above ground. I
My day started like any other: boring, routine, and uninviting. Of course, if my day had remained
mediocre, I would have nothing to say right now, nothing to do. There’s a fair chance I would’ve
contemplated suicide, but due to my daughter, I would have never tried. Nevertheless, my day
Young, blonde, and beautiful, my daughter ambled into my room, tears in her eyes. Her
grandmother, who had just brought her back from the doctor, slipped me a medical report. As I
read the document, my daughter—her body soaked with nervous perspiration—rushed into my
arms, embracing me. Conclusion: my daughter’s kidneys were failing and they said it might’ve
been my fault. $54,875 could save her. I had a mere $11,000 in my savings; next to nothing in
my checking account. That day I met the ass-end of life, or as some say, someone took a dump
on my life.
Black gloves, a black ski mask, and a pistol. Wal-Mart, Kohl’s, Don’s Guns. I kept my purchases
separate to avoid suspicion. The sad part was that I had no idea how to fire a gun. It didn’t
matter. There was no other way to obtain almost $55,000—to save my daughter’s life. Her name
was Emily and her life was my own. She was my soul. She was like the light at the end of the
tunnel. Emily was like the blood that ran through my veins; without her, I would cease to exist.
Incognito, I stood in front of what I would have called yuppies had it been the 1980s. At the sight
of my pistol, those rich bastards were like hamsters fighting to escape a closed cage. Some of
them might have been overcharging surgeons and doctors. My blood ran hot at the notion.
If they tried to escape, I would catch them—perhaps kill them. I’d shoot the doctors four
or five times.
“How much do you want?” a teller asked, stealing my attention from the yuppies. “All of
it?”
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I watched as his shaky left hand snuck underneath the counter and felt for the panic
button. “Press it and you’ll be responsible for two deaths,” I warned. The crowd behind me
He looked at me like I was the insane one. No, all those medical people were the crazies.
Pricing life like they owned it. God, I wanted to kill ever last one of them, but if I did, I would’ve
had the same problem, though without a solution. “That’s all I want,” I said. “Make it $55,000
Once the teller handed me a bag with all the cash, I fired a few rounds into the ceiling
and departed.
Four months flew by, during which I paid off Emily’s life.
Now, a little girl sits with her grandmother, talking to me through a private phone on the
Tears streaming down her face, Emily says, “I love you.” She knows Daddy was bad, but
“They can have the money back,” I whisper to her, assuming that she understands. The
Normality
With the blade already slicing through the skin of her throat, all he could whisper was, “I love
you.”
Clumsily falling to the ground like a tossed ragdoll, Garret’s mother fell, her arms pointed
straight at her son as if she was reaching out to him. Abrupt and anticlimactic, Garret’s mother
Walks in the park, eating with silverware rather than flimsy, inefficient plastic cuttery
were just two of the many things Garret longed for. He was ravenous for normality. Rehabilitated
by the Long Brooke Asylum, Garret started making goals for himself like anyone else. Like
Only one more obstacle divided desire from reality. Underneath her long blonde hair,
disguised by her extraordinarily blue eyes and tremendously immaculate complexion, was a true
heathen controlled by the same forces that declared Garret as subhuman; that he wasn’t like
His sister Morgan was a soul blessed by the very hands of God, but learned through
books written by Lucifer. Despite her willingness to help others, she only wanted to destroy
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Garret. To put him in Hell again. Garret had never met the devil, so it was better off that
someone who knew the monster would live in his eternal realm.
Tears burning down her cheeks, Morgan couldn’t control herself. Hovering over her
parents as if she was performing a method of reincarnation, Morgan was awe-struck and
“Morgan,” Garret said, his tone smooth and unvaried, “please don’t make this difficult.”
Garret mocked her movements, only forward. “You need to help me.”
“Get away,” Morgan warned in a pathetic whisper. “Please, you’re fine.” Morgan started
“Oh God, please,” Morgan begged. “I’m not like them. I don’t think you should’ve been
sent away.”
“Oh yes I should have,” Garret said through clenched teeth. He teased her with the blade.
She ran.
Out of the back door. A tree, a bush, a raccoon. Some dew, some birds, some stars. Morgan’s
chest burned as she ran, but not because she was physically out of shape.
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A gnome, a different tree, a raccoon sprinting away. Some dew, some birds, some stars. Garret
A different tree, raccoon tracks in mud, a gnome. Some dew, some birds . . . no stars.
Garret stood above his sister, leaning over as if taking a better look at her in the darkness of the
night. Morgan turned around from facing the ground. She took a deep look in his eyes. Outside of
a sudden blankness that lied in the forefront, she could see a soul searching for its way out.
Garret smiled as he helped Morgan to her feet. Falling from her throat, through her body, and
out of her feet, the tension that had built inside of Morgan dissipated. Only the lingering notion
“I love you,” Garret muttered as he whipped Morgan around so that her back lay against
“Because I want you be like you.” The knife neared. Garret petted Morgan’s hair as she
Garret shoved Morgan straight up, holding her arms crossed behind her back. The knife
flirted with her throat. A single stream of blood cascaded down her neck.
“Please, please, please” Morgan pleaded. “You don’t need to be like me.”
“Fine,” Morgan said while trying to calm down. “But you won’t feel any better. You’re
Suddenly, Morgan felt free. Her feet touched the ground and the knife was no longer
As he walked away from Morgan, wondering if she’d ever forgive him, Garret whispered,
“I love you.”
Owls hooting in the night, stars illuminating the yard, trees rustling in the wind, dew
chilling his ankles, and a harvest moon directing his path: Garret noticed these things, which
From the minute I stepped into my office building, I knew something changed. Or maybe changed
It should’ve started like any other day at the office: filing papers, calling customers,
meeting with bosses who didn’t even know my name—nothing that could’ve ever interested me.
Work was money; that’s all. Having that lackluster notion in mind, I strolled along the sidewalk of
Long Brooke was a decent sized metropolis at the heart of Chase County. In a way, it
represented the twenty-first century in comparison to its neighbors that remained a couple
hundred years behind. Tall glass edifices testing time and proving the progress of mankind all at
once. Small coffee shop between expensive jewelers and tailors. It wasn’t a town for American
Eagles, Starbucks, or Wal-Marts. I enjoyed ambling throughout town just because of the blend of
And like most work days, my walk took longer than usual and I found myself a few
staircase, turning the corner, and jogging down the hall, I made it to my office just ten minutes
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late, which was quite impressive compared to my track record. Lungs on fire, legs throbbing, I
slipped in front of my office door and pulled the keys out of my pocket. To my surprise, when I
stuck the keys in the lock, the door swung open and strange fragrance of vanilla and coffee
Then: “Who the hell are you?” a man sitting behind my expensive oak desk asked.
Who the hell was I? Who the hell was he? “What are you doing here?” I asked the
“I think you’ve got this all backwards, son.” He showed off his squared, well-aligned
teeth. They screamed money. “You must have the wrong office. I’m very busy and I have no
appointments today.”
“What are you talking about? You’re in my office.” I hurried to the desk and flipped
My family and him. The same frame. The same smiles. The same poses. But I wasn’t in
the picture; this asshole was. “What have you done to my picture?”
“Your picture?” he asked. His smile faded, and soon his eyes narrowed, sharp like
machetes. “Son, you better get out of my office. I don’t want to call security.”
Swiping the picture, I turned from the desk and chucked it at the far wall. No sound came
from the collision, although I could clearly see the glass shatter. I stepped over to the wrecked
frame picked it up. The photo remained intact, even the stranger’s face. On the ground, I found a
small cut out of my face covered by the glass. I tossed the frame on top of it.
“What have you done?” the man asked. He pressed the intercom on the desk and at once,
Their stomping resonated across the office, like a stampede through a vast, empty plain.
--A bull of a guard charged at me, his shoulder crashing into my rips like an SUV into a
moped. Felt like a knife to my lungs. I’m pretty sure I tried to scream, but only warm chunks of
Down the stairs, letting the back of my feet slam against the hardwood steps. Out into the
I stumbled to my feet, ready to curse at the guards and make impossible threats. But a
quick honking scared me straight up. A truck. I knew then what “like a deer in the headlights”
really meant.
The truck screeched, but the space wasn’t enough for braking. Metal near my side.
I stepped over and tripped on a drain below the sidewalk. Trying to regain my balance, I
teetered before falling onto a small produce stand. Tomatoes, cantaloupes, apples, and various
produce scattered across the sidewalk. The merchant, a small ratty man, tired to collect his
product and demanded my assistance. But I remained focused on the truck as it zoomed by, the
driver hollering some gibberish at me, waving his fist out of the window.
For hours, I strolled around the center of Long Brooke, searching for that one thing that would
take my mind off of what happened in my office. Whatever did happen in my office? No matter
how much I thought about it, nothing made sense. And it seemed particularly off for such a
beautiful day. A sky like a blue geode. Sun bright and yellow like fresh daisies.
I didn’t care much to compare the weather to work, however. For the most part, I
meandered around the city wondering what the hell I would say to my wife and boy. “Sorry,
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honey, but someone stole my job, literally, and a bunch of guards kicked my ass. Oh, and I
I gazed at my house, fond of its clean brick foundation and alpine white color. Three cars
sat in the driveway: my Chevy Cobalt and my wife’s blue Toyota Prius. Wait a minute, three
cars?
I scrambled up the driveway, onto the stone path, and onto my porch. My hand raced for
the door knocker and pounded the brass handle until the door opened on its own. Just like the
The sweet smell of something in the oven—teriyaki chicken? The sound of my son
playing with Hot Wheels in the upstairs bedroom. I tossed my coat on the staircase railing and
I glanced at all the photographs as I passed by. After the office incident, I looked forward
But none of the family portraits seemed familiar. They’d been replaced by individual
pictures, which seemed all right to me. One of my son. One of my beautiful should’ve-been-a-
model wife. Yet, I couldn’t find a picture of me, which seemed to make sense, because I never
More relieving was the lack of a picture of the man from the office. It seemed silly of me
to think that he would take over my home life, too. I moved on.
Instead of responding with her usual, “Hey, handsome. How was work?”, she remained
still with a puzzled on her face and a steak knife at her side.
“What are you doing in my house?” she asked, her tone sincere and shaky.
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“Honey—”
“Get out, get out, get out!” She charged at me with the puny knife in hand, shoving it up
my chest.
Blood trickled down my chest, soaking my sky blue dress shirt red. Only a superficial
wound, though.
“What’s going on, Mommy?” a tiny voice said from behind me.
I twisted around and spotted my son entering the kitchen, toy car still in hand.
A plastic explosive went off under my ribcage. Fighting the sting of the laceration, I
leaned down on one knee and said to him, “Daniel, you know who I am. Please, just say my
name.”
Daniel cocked his head to the side and squinted his eyes, as though he began searching
the catacombs of his young memory. “But I don’t know your name,” he said.
No. “Please don’t say that, Danny. C’mon, I’m your daddy. I’m your father.”
My wife stepped between us and scooted Daniel towards the staircase, saying, “Go on.
Go upstairs and play with you toys. This man shouldn’t be here.”
I wanted to rip my own eyes out. What the hell was happening?
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“You,” my wife said, turning around to look me in the eye. “I don’t know who you are, or
what kind of sick shit you’re trying to pull here, but get the hell out of my house. Our
neighbor’s—”
“—Captain Brown of the Long Brooke Police Department. I know,” I said, holding my
chest again.
Her eyes grew wide and her arm hoisted the flimsy steak knife above her waist, pointing
at me. “Get the hell out of here, you sick pervert! Get the hell out!”
I didn’t know what else to do, so I ran for the front porch, swiping the pictures off the
She followed. “Randy!” she screamed, popping her head out of the door. Randy Brown,
the cop.
As if he’d been waiting for this moment the entire day, Captain Brown sprinted out of his
doorway, across the small yard separating out houses. He was well into his late forties with a
belly that giggled as he ran, but he dashed to my house quicker than I could have myself.
“What’s the problem here?” he asked without showing any sign of being winded.
“—I’m not asking you,” he interrupted. He pointed at my wife. “I’m asking her.”
“I dunno,” she spat out. “He came into the house swearing I knew him and that he was
my son’s father. He stole the pictures!” The steak knife pin-pointed the photos in my right hand.
I couldn’t let the portraits slip from my fingers, despite Captain Brown starting them
down.
He hopped over the small staircase and removed his nightstick and began swinging
wildly.
A hit to the chest. One to the shoulder. Two to the neck. It became impossible to dodge
them. The next blow—one to the back of the head—acquainted my face with the porch. I
struggled back to my feet, and through my dizzy haze, spotted a glock materialize in Brown’s
hand. I couldn’t remember seeing him pull it out of the holster, which was very likely due to my
Something cold rushed over me, like a winter wind. Slumping my head down, I spotted a
well of blood instead of a small part of my abdomen. All strength left me.
I plummeted onto the wood, the pictures escaping from my grasp. Bone-chilling
Was he kidding? However, with a little effort on my part and more on his, I made it to my
feet. I wobbled as he pushed me forward. At any point I could’ve fallen down, but that wasn’t my
main concern. As a matter of fact, I didn’t know what I was concerned about at all. You can’t
“Randy,” I said, the words ripping like thin paper, “you know me. Damn it. Just say my
name.”
“I’m gonna find out who the hell you are, that’s for sure,” he replied. He jabbed my back
I tried to turn around, but Brown wouldn’t let me, so I settled for turning my head to the
Daniel stepped out of the door and grabbed my wife’s hands. I shaped his name with my
She just shook her head and replied, “Just someone who couldn’t take the pressure.”
Once we reached Brown’s Dodge Charger, I could no longer hear their voices. I just
observed the weather. It was truly a lovely day. A cool breeze. A mild temperature. Perfect little
sky, the kind that wipes depression away. It was just one of those days you could really lose
From Excluded.
Prologue
Decades Ago
Shimmers in the darkness, crystalline beads of rain cascaded down young Liddell
remove his father’s collector’s knife out of another boy’s chest. Douglas watched the
boy’s eyes roll backwards into their permanent position. One last expression crossed
The boy symbolized oppression and needed to be shown his place. Liddell
couldn’t take it anymore; the push, the shove, the theft. The boy never left him alone.
Liddell possessed a small stature, yet the boy picked on him for different reasons. The
hatred all derived from a single thread of disgust for the name Douglas. It all came
down to a last name. In Chase County, the name Douglas represented two things: power
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and fear. The boy felt the need to prove himself every day at school in front of the
other kids. “But now look at you,” Liddell said to the lifeless body.
Along the edge of the knife blood shaped a liquid spider, dripping, spreading. A
Douglas ripped the sleeve off of the boy’s shirt. Cloth in hand, he wiped the
blood off of the knife. He enjoyed the majestic imagery of the blade cleaned by way of
He looked towards the sky. In the near distance, sunlight broke through the dark
Liddell took one last glance at the boy before he placed the knife in his jacket pocket.
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