Q. Why do men have their best ideas during sex? A. Because they are plugged into a genius. Why are the letters a, b, c, d, e, and f used in bra sizes? A - almost boobsB - barely boobsC - can live with them boobsD - damn good boobsE - enormous boobsF - fake boobs A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As heruns away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up thewoman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, andgoes to the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at hisclothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I sawthe way he kissed your neck . If he wants intercourse, don't resist, just do what he tells you!This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. Hetold me that he found you very attractive, and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroom.Be strong, honey. I love you too..." A woman sends her clothing out to the local laundry. When it comes back there are still stainsin her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the laundryman that says, "Use moresoap on panties." This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry, "Use moresoap on panties." Finally fed up, the laundry man responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper onass." A beautiful young woman gets out of the shower, wraps a towel around her form and tells herhusband that he can get in the shower. As he enters the shower, the doorbell rings. The wife says she'll get the door and goes downstairs. When she opens the door, she sees herneighbor, Bill, whose mouth opens wide at the sight of her shimmering form. He pulls out two one hundred dollar bills and tells her that they are hers if she will just let thetowel fall to her waist. She thinks why not and drops the towel down and takes the money.