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1. Bella can’t do anything without Edward, and when he leaves she basically
attempts to commit suicide.
2. Meyer is living out her fantasies by writing about Bella, who is clearly a
younger version of herself.
3. The books aren’t well written. Just because every other word is a fancy
adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
4. All the rules Meyer sets for becoming a vampire are broken by the end of the
‘saga’. More importantly, she breaks rules set by more esteemed authors.
5. The population of the world will come to an end because all the girls who
read this book will think they are Bella and wait for their Edward to come until
they are old, and he will never come.
6. Bella always almost dies, and Edward saves her. This is boring.
7. The reason the books have become so popular is because Bella has no
personality and any loser can put themselves in her shoes.
8. Isn’t it convenient that her father always disappears when needed and never
asks any questions? Real parents aren’t like this.
10.Bella is a useless, whining doll who has suddenly become the idol for girls
everywhere.
12.Read Ann Rice- those are vampires, not the girly men that Meyer created.
13.We all know how hot Edward is, we got it the first 50 times.
18.The plot drags on and on and on… she could have finished the series in two
books.
21.There was a drug reference in a book for ten year olds, not to mention
basically all of breaking dawn…
22.Fangirls are so blinded by Edward love, they don’t realize how stupid the
books are.
23.There are loads of historical errors, facts easily fixed by using Wikipedia or
just simply doing some research. (Or using your brain…)
28.Bella swan means beautiful swan, which is horrifically cheesy, in a bad way.
31.If the first 200 pages of a book rely on the characters identity being revealed,
don’t slap first, Edward was a vampire on the back. That's just stupid.
32.They fall love too quickly. No one falls in love that fast, especially not
teenagers.
33.They only like each other because Edward is hot and Bella smells good.
34.It teaches young girls that true love consists on the guy stalking you and
watching you while you sleep.
36.The reason Edward can’t read Bella’s mind is coz she doesn’t have one.
44.It is incredibly hard to kill him, and that’s just ruined my life.
47.While reading new moon I thought there was a slight chance that he would
stay away, but NO, he just HAS to come back. This is really infuriating.
48.Edward is always telling Bella to be careful. No, I will not be careful when I
shoot him!!!
54.Meyer made Rosalie hate Bella, and then in BD she's nice… bipolar much?
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