Dump Him or Her: The Last Supper
For the record, I don’t think it’s appropriate to dump someone in arestaurant. It’s actually the worst place to do it, because once themoment of dumping happens, there are usually tears, harsh words,and hasty exits. It’s tacky. Here are a few bars to go to instead. And yes, there’s booze handy.
Bourbon & Branch
501 Jones St. at O’Farrell St., 415-931-7292,bourbonandbranch.com
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Tosca Cafe
242 Columbus Ave. at Broadway, 415-986-9651
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OTHER IDEAS:
15 rooo (un the week; p. 209), B 4 (oune; p. 89),Hôte Bon (p. 192), lone P (p. 193), The rte Spot cfe (p. 207), Sesons B(757 mket St., 5th Foo, 415-633-3737)