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CAST
Narrator
Justin Beef Burger
Kawaii
Hilary
Oleoleoleoleooooooo~
Diva Devil
Domo-kun
Simon Corwell
Tribal Queen
Random people dancing to Baby
Flute player
Tribal Fangirls/Powerpuff Girls
Group of animals, houseflies and mushrooms
Buffalo
SCENE 1
(All lights off)
Narrator: Once upon a time, there lived a musical genius named Justin B….
(Narrator pushes the person out of the way dramatically (like flings him/her
away))
Narrator: No, not that guy. There lived a musical genius named Justin Be----
ef burger. He likes beef and burgers. YUUUUUMYUUUUUM.
(Beef burger walks out. A flute player is positioned at the side of the stage
sitting on a chair. Flute player stands up and gets ready to play her first note.
-Inhales- and before she could play her note---)
(Flute player quickly bows his head and scurries off. A stagehand comes up to
drag the chair away, making a “eeeee” sound on the floor)
(Beef Burger, suddenly clutches chest with one hand. Justin Beef Burger falls
to the ground but music continues. Justin Beef Burger sits up, cuts music, lies
down again)
(Throughout the rest of this scene Mr Burger just like keeps running across
the stage like some crazy person and doing funny stuff la)
Devil: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH.
(Diva Devil enters very confidently until the music starts. )
[MUSIC: Run Devil Run]
(Players look at Diva Devil weirdly and continue playing Run Devil Run slow-
motion then getting faster and faster until like damn fast)
(Devil tries REALLY hard to dance like SNSD and stops halfway. Devil gives up
and screams)
Devil: AAaaAAHH~~
(Students stare at Diva Devil in shock for a while before he regains his
composure)
Devil: Anyway. (composes self) I am the devil, and finally I have taken the
sanity of the musical genius Justin Beef Burger! And as the greatest musical
genius in the world loses his sanity, mankind will be without music and all will
fall into marvellous glorious chaos!! Justin Beef Burger is now insane!
(Scores fly in slow-mo in the air – being carried by backstage crew – towards
the 3 flags of Japan, America and South Africa)
Devil: Oops! Butterfingers! Now you’ll never save Justin Beef Burger, and the
world will be in silence from today. No more music!!!! Muahahahahah!!
Hilary: I say we split up, that way, we’ll cover the three countries in as little
time as possible, put the mystical score back together, and save Mr Burger!
Oleoleoleoleooo, you go start at Africa yeah? Need a buff guy to handle all
the animals there.
Kawaii: Hai!
(Students start to run off towards the flags, Mr Burger, being left alone, tries
to run off the stage. Players stop Mr Burger and guides him back into
backstage)
SCENE 2: Japan
Kawaii: Ah Japan!! Always wanted to come here! Sakura trees and green
tea!! Kawaii:)
(Background: “You’re waiting for a train.... A train that will take you far
away....”)
[Plays audio clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlUsQgC63fE) ]
Kawaii: GASPP!! It’s the missing piece! Hey give it here, Toyama-shita-ama-
lala.... llama?
(Background: I will give you what you seek if you perform a task for me,
Kawaii....)
Domo-kun: You’re the dude that I’ve been tasked to take care of?
Domo-kun: Yeah anyway... I kinda need to run some tests on you before I
tell you anything.
Domo-kun: I’ll need parental consent to grab blood from minors, so nope, no
injections. You’ll have to go through 3 tests.
Domo-kun: Test Number 1, you’ve got 2 seconds to design out a maze that
takes, 3.14159265 minutes to solve. You ready?
Domo-kun: And that was supposed to be my problem? You’ve got till the
count of 2.
Kawaii: WAIT WAIT WAIT- (digs for a pen)
Kawaii: What?? Don't bully me... I get really emotional when that happens..
When Cathy dumped me I cried for 40 days and 40 nights...
Domo-kun: ALRIGHT. Info overload. With someone like you, its little wonder
she dumped you.
Domo-kun: Test number two. You need to come up with something called a
totem, okay.. It’s a smallish thing you carry round with you all the time, to
help you keep a reality check on things, y’know, cause it’s not a good idea to
lose your mind during inception.
Domo-kun: No man, that’s lame crap.... Dude, you gotta have something
cooler. Like this top here (takes out top and spins) you see in the real world
it’ll just topple and fall like any other top right? But when you’re doing
inception, this will take a –little- longer to topple.
Domo-kun: Like a couple of seconds, but you get the point. So, an hour
enough for you to get a totem?
Kawaii: it's sooo boomz and shings!!! It's my Prada handbag!!!! I can totally
tell a fake bag from a realll one. When the fake one appears in dream land. I.
Will. Know. Oh my gawdddd!!! Imma geniussss!! (Fans self)
Domo-kun: (Smacks head) Okay, last test. Dude, if you’re gonna be able to
perform inception, you gotta do one thing: you’re gonna have to know how to
fight without gravity.
Domo-kun: Okay, let’s try it out now. (Claps hands, gravity ‘disappears’)
Kawaii: WOAHHHHH~ (Kawaii starts flapping his arms and look as if he’s
flying off ground. Looks very happy)
(Kawaii loses his balance and looks ridiculous. Domo-kun is still on both feet,
getting ready to fight. Domo-kun stares at Kawai like -.-)
SCENE 3: America
Hilary: Ah FINALLY.... NEW YORK! Hm... What a big place... Wonder where to
start. Where would Mr Burger’s soul have been hidden... I’d bet the devil put
it somewhere I’d never expect to find it, which means he put it in a place
where I’d think he’d think that I’d never expect, which means it’s some
obvious place where any idiot would probably put the soul of the greatest
musician alive... and in America that means......
[MUSIC: American Idol theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=lSBosoQA904]
(American Idol backdrop moves onto stage, Simon Cowell enters)
Simon Cowell: (talks on the phone) Honestly, it’s DISGUSTING! Is this the
kind of talent America’s gonna get for the next decade? This country just
gotta reflect man. Killing me!
Simon Cowell: Yeah, obviously (rolls eyes) Who do you think I am? Randy
Newman?
Hilary: Oh hello sir, what a pleasure! (Grabs hand and shakes, Simon Cowell
looks at her like she’s a lunatic) I am like--your biggest fan.
Hilary: Mr Cowell, did you happen to see, like a white slip of paper, like a
mystical score anywhere? I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere around here.
Simon Cowell: Er, what is this? Some kind of a joke?! what the heck makes
you think that I have it? Ugh... All the born jokers I deal with...
Hilary: THAT’S IT!! Mr Cowell, just let me... (Reaches out for the score)
Simon Cowell: Ah ah... No touch. The only way you’ll get your hands on this
marvellous back is if you win American Idol and show me you’ve got the stuff
I’m looking for in the show.
originality dear. (wave hand in this I'm making a point way)
Hilary: Oh alright, that won’t be a problem Mr Cowell. I am rhythm perfect.
You see one note
subdivides to get... (catches His
famous glare) okay I'll grab my guitar.
SCENE 4: Africa
[MUSIC: Circle of Life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc]
Tribal Girls: OWWWW Macho man! U la la.... ( shakes pom pom made with
leaves)
Oleoleoleoleooo: (Runs his fingers through his hair and looks cool)
(Group of animals, houseflies and mushrooms part to make way for the Tribal
Queen to enter.)
Tribal Queen: (with thick accent) I is ze tribalz Queenz!! And you have
enteredz ze zungle... Shoz youz takes my orsingle
Oleoleoleoleoleooooo: O...k.......
Tribal Queen: If you want your part of the mystical scorez, you mustz face
the toughest and roughest challenge yet!!!!!!
(People dressed as animals start coming up one by one and posing in a very
ridiculous but obvious position. Oleoleoleoleoooooo racks his brain trying to
spot the animal but is unable to do so. When Oleoleoleoleooooo spots the
wrong animal/chooses the wrong spot, a trumpet can do the kua kua kua
kua~ sound with the harmon mute haha)
SCENE 5: RI
(Justin Beef Burger enters, going around the stage like a crazy chicken. The
three students enter later, appearing exhausted)
Oleoleoleoooo: NO! My charm and good looks had no use down there...
Kawaii: And I didn't watch inception!!! Thursdays nights are meant for
watching gossip girl. (turns to face the audience) xoxo, you know you love
me. (Sends a flying kiss to the audience)
Kawaii: Well I hated it! Like all my brain cells were fried. Like, deep fried.
Ooo the calories.
Oleoleoleoooo: Let’s try going together! Each of us had some skills the
others don’t have- well except, maybe, me- but if we go together, maybe
we’ll succeed!
Hilary: You know what... I never thought I’d say this, but good idea
Oleoleoleooo!
SCENE 6: Japan
[MUSIC: Some peaceful japanese music http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=2qqmwsxFOK4]
(Domo-kun is sitting peacefully in a meditating position)
Domo-Kun: Hah! I see youre back with some friends of yours.
Domo-Kun: Oh really?
Hilary: You bet, c’mon Domo, test number one, bring it on!!
Domo-Kun: Alright... (takes out watch) You have 2 seconds to come up with
a maze that take 3.141592654 to solve.
Hilary: (takes out rubik’s cube) Let’s see how long you take to solve this.
Domo-Kun: This stupid thing? Oh please a newborn could solve this! When
do you think I'm born? Yesterday?? (tries to solve it)
Hilary: In the dream world this becomes awesome :p in the real world... Yea
it's not
exactly a best seller..
Domo-Kun: i totally agree!! Edward cullen is like.... Okay you win... Well,
there’s still the zero gravity test, let’ see you beat that!
Oleoleoleooo: Oh yeah?? (take off shirt, show off muscles and abs) Bring it
on!!
(Oleoleoleooo claps the 11claps (used in adventure camps), and uses one
finger to push Domo-kun’s forehead and he flies offstage (with help of stage
crew) in dramatic slow-mo)
All: YEAH!!!!
SCENE 7: America
Simon: Oh twerks again. Yea yea what do you want THIS time.... Just go
away it's been a long day. Since Susan Boyle appeared in the other not so
awesome show. The producers are
stressing to find the next big thing ya know?
(Simon stops and turns around and then the climax of "Hero" by Mariah
Carey came on and Oleoleoleooo hits it perfectly (if actual singer can't do it,
just mouth Mariah:)) Backdancers/fangirls to come up and do cheesy dance
moves. Harmonize please:)
Oleoleoleoooo: Now...RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Oleoleoleoleoooo, Hilary and Kawaii run off. Simon stretches out to them but
it’s too late)
SCENE 8: Africa
Xin Yi requests: please play born this way by lady gaga chorus:) haha cause
the tribal queen has attitude:)
Tribal Queen: Zee is zbackz. Shoz I Zee more peoplez. Zo whatzz ze this?
Three blindz mice? Hehehahahahehahazzz. Ahem. (Composes herself)
Tribal Queen: Zee? I shallz be magnanimous ands letz you try zegain....
Butz this is ze final chances! Jejhahdhahahahah. Ahem. (Regains composure
quick again. Touch up hair.)
(Kawaii removes her leopard prints jacket and compares it to the live picture
in front of her. The leopard prints are similar so he uses it to spot the animal.)
leopard prances around and unmasks to show a guy with green horns on his
head. (green hornet) hahaha I know it's lamee :)
one of
the horns is actually the music score painted green. The group grabs it and
goes back home :)
Simon: (not really listening to the Devil, dreaming in his own world about
Oleoleoleooo still) Talent, really, that boy...
Tribal Queen: Where ze that bimboz get that limited summer edition
leopard printz jacketzz?
Domo-kun: (Reading the book) Sorraye! But twilight really was a GREAT
totem! Stephanie Meyer is SO overpaid:( (muttering) selling my soul to the
devil only makes me $5/hr....
Diva Devil: Whatssss?! FOOLS! Looks like this time I must stop them myself!
It's okay they will never be able to play the pieces perfectly. The skillz of
these amateurs. MUAHAHAHA!
SCENE 10: RI
(Beef burger is on stage, still acting like a mad chicken basically. They piece
together the score, each grab an instrument (depending on who is playing
the roles of Kawaii, Oleoleoleooo and Hilary) and begin attempting to play.)
Hillary: This isn't working, beef burger is rotting soon. We need help.
Hillary: Enough. Now for the showdown! [MUSIC: Pokemon theme song] I
wanna be the very best that no one ever was...
(All of them manage to play the piece perfectly. As they play, beef burger
starts to get healthy. And then a random backstage crew gets a label that
says: ‘Certified safe for consumption by AVA(Agri-Food and Veterinary
Authority of Singapore)’ and pastes it on him)
Beef burger: Thank you so much my fellow apprentices for saving my life!
How did you do it???
Hillary: it's a long story conductor sir! We did it with brain juice...(steps out)
Oleoleoleoooo: And (flexes) good looks. (flashes a winning smile and looks
cool.)
(Kawaii and Hillary stare at Oleoleoleoooo and hit him on the head at the
same time.)
Oleoleoleooo: Fine, fine. I know you love me deep deep down anyway.
We’re all in this together song, starts singing high school musical.
Kawaii: Let's not forget the RSB!!! They were awesome!! [Haha a bit Zi kua
here:)]
-finish-