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2 ee yew Dale alee a Dear Sir/Madam British Television used to be the best in the world,then we got Eastenders, then Hollioaks, then THE X FACTOR. British Music used to be the best in the world.. Beatles, Stones, Kinks, The Who, Slade, The Jam, The Clash...then we got THE X FACTOR! If X marks the spot, this spot needs poppin,sterilising, lansing, locked in a leadlined box then hidden in the back of one of Simon Cowells many underpants drawers!.(next to the Handcuffs!). I'm fucking sick of hearing the shite that we call the charts, | cant remember when the Number One seller was actually a good song(or at least written by the person singing it!) Girls who'll "do enifink simon" (Code for suck your cock) and pretty boys who'll'do enifink simon" (Code for suck your cock) really get my back up! | wouldn't mind if the fuckers could actually sing!. The enclosed CD has seven tracks all written by myself apart from track (6)and even if | say so myself, I think it's pretty good. If you don't like it thats your opinion. If your interested theres some more material on MYSPACe.com/ pattern!

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