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10 Get a job. But no one manufacturing, man I wish I was this will be the last Winter issue the future. Looking back on all
of The Sextant. Saturday, March 26th
seems to want to hire me. Asian right now! the amazing times I've had in uni-
Dal Diabetes
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What do you mean get a Become the next Ceasar I'm graduating in June, and am versity, the friends I've made, the
job? More school for sure... from "The Dog Whisperer". super excited and nervous to experience I've gained, and how Thursday, March 31st
Masters, Med School, Massage Man, can that guy train dogs! begin the rest of my life. This is a mcuh I've changed, I know it was Comedy and Dal ROV night
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Therapy….anything but work- Backpack through Europe: scary and unpredictable time for all worth it.
us students who are graduating. Friday April 1
ing. I think I'll just hang out in smoke in Amsterdam, find Working on The Sextant has been
love in Paris and hang out with It's strange having been working so much fun. I'd like to thank my Trivia and April Fool's
the T-room for the rest of my life.
Maybe I'll take over Trivia if Stan fat drunk balding middle aged so hard for five years towards a Assistant Editor, Dilan, and Trea- Thursday, April 7th
men in Britain. degree that is in our grasp. Now surer, Riccardo, for all their help
retires. Last day of classes!!!!
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As an Enviro engineer, I'll fix Either become a Justin what? along the way.
that Climate Change situa- Bieber groupie or the next Like many, I thought I'd have it The Fall Sextant team is lined Does your society have an
tion on the ASAP. Halifax Sleep Watcher. all figured out by now, but I don't. up for next semester, with great event on Sexton Campus?
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As an Industrial engineer, I'll Get back reconstructive sur- And I guess that's okay. Some of writers from Mining, Mechanical, Send an email to sextant@dal.
travel the world most effi- gery. Carrying that backpack my friends have awesome jobs and Industrial. I'm leaving you in
waiting for them after gradua-
ca and we’ll post it here!
ciently by planning my itinerary everywhere gave me the back good hands.
according to a travelling sales- of a 50 year old. Throw that 10 tion, and many don't. For those of Don't forget - it's free to
man linear program. Lord help pound graphing calculator down you who don't, including myself, Good luck on exams, and have a advertise a society on The
me. 20 stories while you're at it. now is the time to just not worry great summer everyone! Sextant.
so much. We have our whole lives
daleng.ca
March 24th 2011
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Gossip Geek says D… seriously? I’ve caught you in some bad poses.. but
nothing competes with that hair.. wait.. is it really hair?
Goodbye
Or a toupee? Oh and M.. pretty sure you don’t look old
enough to be drinking.
G
G
ossip
eek
ossip Geek here, your one and only source into the
scandalous lives of Sexton’s Engineers..
You reap what you sow. What goes around comes
around. No matter how far you run, you can never truly
escape. Everything catches up to you in the end. And
when it does, it usually kicks your ass. My time here has
almost come to a close.. and that means I’m feeling a
little nostalgic. For my final post, I’m revisiting some of
those good times you thought you’d left in second year.
Now there are those that change for the worse.. and
those that change for the better.. I think we can all agree
that, although S & friends look adorable.. we’re glad they happen, and cling to old habits. But if we hold on to the
no longer look like they’re 12. past too tight, the future may never come. So long Sex-
ton.. your memories will always be with us.
Choo choo! This is just adorable. Can’t say I’d ever think
XOXO —Gossip Geek
I’d see N looking so squeezable. J.. is that a pink handker-
chief? You’re lucky I didn’t ‘choo’se to put that pic of you
The time has come, and Gossip Geek is graduating this
in your bow tie at prom in… June. We will truly miss Gossip Geek's contributions....
And all in an instant, everything changes. We leave the but the legend must live on.
past behind and speed toward the unknown. Our future. If you think you are worthy of being the next Gossip
We set out for far away places and try to find ourselves. Geek, well, you have big shoes to fill. Still interested?
Or try to lose ourselves. Exploring pleasures closer to Email dalgossipgeek@gmail.com...
home. The problems start when we refuse to let change or sextant@dal.ca
ing or facilitating, but it’s oh-so-beau- is why there are a few new faces oc-
tiful to witness. Engaged people cupying what used to be the admin
have a certain energy about them, a offices across from the elevator just
desire to drink deeply from the cup of east of the Alumni Lounge. Neil, Wil-
life - and they make you want to be- low, and Laura have been hired by the
come engaged, yourself. DSU to occupy the space between
the hours of 10am and 8pm, five days
The Sextant is published by the
But enough of this idle banter! Let’s a week (‘till 6pm on Fridays), allow-
talk about engagement on Sexton ing you to connect with the DSU and Dalhousie Sextant Publishing
Campus. many of the services they offer with- Society and aims to represent
out trudging down to Studley and all of the students studying and
At the moment, students seem to sacrificing yet another umbrella to living on Sexton Campus.
be primarily engaged in their stud- the Maritime Tempest Gods.
Editor: Shani Blankrot
ies – which is great! That’s what
you’re paying for, correct? However, Rumors abound that they may soon Assistant Editor: Dilan Watson
a well-rounded university experience have a couch for you to sit on as you Treasurer: Riccardo Ciccarelli
can include many things beyond the fill out your grant application forms,
classroom – sporting events, par- talk up your society event, or wait for
Photo of the Week by Navin Chari (PhD Candidate ticipations in student governance, the fat pay cheque you’re expecting
Industrial): Freetown Christiania, Copenhagen snowball fights, society functions, or for that haiku on fluid dynamics you