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Love Bites: A Story about Life, the Undead, and the Fate of Every Person Ever Bitten by a Vampire

Love Bites: A Story about Life, the Undead, and the Fate of Every Person Ever Bitten by a Vampire

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Published by Ed Cyzewski
This is my annual April 1st book release:

In this novella by Ed Cyzewski, Eva attends Stoker College in dreary Sporks, Michigan after a voice calls her there and finds intrigue, danger, and the kind of love that bites in a beautiful stranger named Thomas who believes unusual things about the undead. In fact, Thomas believes that all of the undead may be able to live forever.

Will Eva find true love without having to sacrifice herself? Will Thomas ever stop asking questions? Will Ned Ciwinski ever find a publisher for Coffeehouse Vampirology? Will Max the werewolf ever find a shirt? Unfortunately you'll have to read all 15,600 words of this Love Wins/Twilight parody in order to find out.
This is my annual April 1st book release:

In this novella by Ed Cyzewski, Eva attends Stoker College in dreary Sporks, Michigan after a voice calls her there and finds intrigue, danger, and the kind of love that bites in a beautiful stranger named Thomas who believes unusual things about the undead. In fact, Thomas believes that all of the undead may be able to live forever.

Will Eva find true love without having to sacrifice herself? Will Thomas ever stop asking questions? Will Ned Ciwinski ever find a publisher for Coffeehouse Vampirology? Will Max the werewolf ever find a shirt? Unfortunately you'll have to read all 15,600 words of this Love Wins/Twilight parody in order to find out.

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Published by: Ed Cyzewski on Mar 31, 2011
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Endorsements
“In a world filled with knock 
-offs, unoriginal material, and shameless knock-
offs, Ed Cyzewski has given us what we‟re afraid to as
k for: a shameless,unoriginal, vampire knock-
off.”
– 
Literary Agent
Love Bites 
is a triumph of the postmodern milieu, mindlessly mashing 
theology and culture together without a point.”
 
– 
Theology Professor
“Ed Cyzewski offers a strong apologetic against eternal undead life for allvampires.”
 
– 
Pastor and Christian Apologist
“Cyzewski‟s prose highlights the tr
ivialities and vapid concerns of modernlife
— 
creating the perfect medium for a story about the undead. Who are thereal undead? Cyzewski raises the question without providing simpleanswers
—if any answers at all.”
 
– 
Bestselling Novelist
 
 
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Love Bites
A Story about Life, the Undead, and the Fateof Every Person Ever Bitten by a VampireEd Cyzewski

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