No prediction, no April Fool’s joke boss, this cup belongs to India and we will take itwith might and roar. Betting-wetting, look past the smelly bed-wetting, we have won theworld cup.
India Wins World Cup
What are the odds against Sri Lanka? No odds, its seedhi baat, we win, they lose, we win.You want to chant that again? At Wankhede Stadium tomorrow, it will be a billion voicesscreaming just that. You have to be there (and in cinema halls, office pantry, at home) toknow how much this means to India, this world cup has long been denied us. It’s now, or never.Approximately 33, 000 Indians will jostle for elbow room in the stadium. Of that number,a few will be Sri Lankans, clearly outnumbered; even 'hairat angez khoofiya' televisioncameras will have a tough time looking for Sri Lanka’s invisible fans in the capacity of the desi tadka stadium.The match itself will begin to look a bit like an S & M peep show. Why S & M? Uhh…Sachin, Sehwag, Singh whipping the a** of Murali, Malinga, Mendis! Kinky bats andballs this game will be.Captains Dhoni and Sangakkara are men of quiet reserves; not one to let even theslightest of anxiety flutter on their yogic calm faces. Yes the S & M clash is going to takea large part of our time with their on-field histrionics, but it’s also the Captains, who willsmoothly sail their teams through this high-nerve, full tension maha-yudh.The clash has been so magnified that fans have already been baying for blue blood,calling this finale a second coming for Ram to torch Lanka. Lanka dahann!!!