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10 Jokes About Women and Men

10 Jokes About Women and Men

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10 Jokes About Women And Men
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0diggsdiggThese are 10 best jokes aboutMen and Women«1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspectshim, and after death she respects him.2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruhell for her. They got married ± and now he is going thru hell.3. A man inserted an µad¶ in the classifieds : ³Wife wanted´. Next day, he received a hundredletters. They all said the same thing : ³You can have mine.´4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either thecar is new or the wife.5. It¶s easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sittingbeside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, ³If you don¶t promise tosend us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife.´ The poor man wrote back, ´ I amafraid I can¶t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.´7. ³What¶s the matter, you look depressed.´ ³I¶m having trouble with my wife.´ ³Whathappened?´ ³She said she wasn¶t going to speak to me for 30 days.´ ³But that ought to makeyou happy.´ ³It did, but today is the last day.´

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