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A Dummies Guide to Budgeting
My Kingdom for a Key!
My Wife’s Measurement System
The Teutonic Tank
See the Blazing Yule Before Us
Roundabouts and Other Curiosities of British Driving
Medical Misanthropy
Mardi Gras Memories: Mayhem, Madness, and the Macabre
Lord of the Flies
Junk Sale Junkies
Good Cop! Bad Cop!
A Simple Matter of Mailing a Letter
Making Things Tough for Shoppers
Modern Life vs. the Stone Age
Moving: A Cautionary Tale
No Country for Old Men
Once More Unto the Beach
Testing … One … Two … Three
Politics! Politics! Who’s Got the Politics?
Massa Lincoln and Massa Obama
“Bad Banks”—a New Phenomenon
What’s In a Name?
Things the New Health Care Bill Leaves Out
Vetting the New Health Care Bill
Patient, Heal Thyself
Summertime Down South
Memory Lapses
The Gizmoholic
Yearly Visit from My Guardian Angel
Is Santa Claus Politically Correct?
Multiculturalism 101
Identity Theft: The Most Fiendish Crime Known to Man
The Three Stooges Versus The Oil Spill
The Ultimate Recall
The Episode of the Miracle-Gro Maniac
College Ain’t for Everybody
Elderly Driver Approaching: Run for the Hills
Cholesterol Is Your Friend
Keeping Up with Modern Terminology
Be Advised: Recession Approaching
Movies Today and Yesterday
Forrest Gump Breaks the Da Vinci Code
Ask the Pet Doctor
Unreal Estates
Water Water Everywhere and Not a Drop to Drink
Soliloquy of a Redneck Water Dog
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Funny Side Up

Funny Side Up

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Aging is a serious business that combines memory lapses with cholesterol counts and fixed incomes. In Funny Side Up, a former columnist for the Mobile Press Register shares a collection of unabashed, unapologetic short stories that provide an amusing glimpse into the whirlwind life and opinions of a typical senior citizen living in the twenty-first century.Through exaggerated satire, Varnado offers a variety of tales with a potpourri of characters and events that detail the yearly visit of a cigar-smoking guardian angel whose unrealistic optimism drives him insane; a wife
Aging is a serious business that combines memory lapses with cholesterol counts and fixed incomes. In Funny Side Up, a former columnist for the Mobile Press Register shares a collection of unabashed, unapologetic short stories that provide an amusing glimpse into the whirlwind life and opinions of a typical senior citizen living in the twenty-first century.Through exaggerated satire, Varnado offers a variety of tales with a potpourri of characters and events that detail the yearly visit of a cigar-smoking guardian angel whose unrealistic optimism drives him insane; a wife

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