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Breaking In Is Hard To Do FINAL

Breaking In Is Hard To Do FINAL

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Published by Max Newland

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Published by: Max Newland on Apr 17, 2011
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Breaking In Is Hard To Do
A comedy in one actby
Max Newland
 
SETTING
Benny's, a local bar in Forsyth, Illinois – basically thesmallest town in the smallest county anywhere.
CHARACTERSFRANK 
and
GRACIE
, two young ex-lovers-turned-hotel-robberswho are constantly at each others' throats.
KEVIN
, Their accomplice.
 VAL
,A waitress at Benny's.The
GUY
at the bar. Big Hockey fan. Played by the sameactor who plays
KEVIN
 
(LIGHTS UP on
Benny's
, a local bar in a small town in Illinois. Theonly people visible are the Guy at the bar, and Val, who is cleaningoff one of the tables..)GUY(
Watching a hockey game on the TV behind the
bar)Ahhh, Jeez!Can you believe that?VAL(
startled by his sudden interjection
) uh, er, no, I can't?GUYWho's callin' this game? Can't believe this...(Val leaves, just in time for Gracie to storm in and sit in a booth.Val arrives to take her order.)VALHi there, welcome to Benny's, would you like to try our-GRACIE(
interrupting her, very curt
) I'm fine right now, thanks.VALOh... Okay, uh, I should come back later then?GRACIE(
rudely, snapping 
) Yes, later, please.(Val leaves, visibly upset. Moments later, Frank finally enters,carrying a duffel bag full of cash.)GRACIEJesus Christ, Frank, took you long enough to find a parkingspace.FRANKThanks, Gracie, but I was
actually 
making one last, uh, count.You know. To make sure.GRACIEWhat?FRANK(
fidgeting with the duffel bag 
) You know. The, uh...(Frank gestures with his hands in an attempt to indicate “money,” butGracie doesn't get it.)

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