Battousai876 (9:12:21 PM):hey hey hey Blastoderm195 (9:12:27 PM): yo yo yo FnJen (9:12:43 PM):Hello. Blastoderm195 (9:12:47 PM): Evenin' Battousai876 (9:12:58 PM):LETS DO THIS SHIAT FnJen (9:12:59 PM):Hadn't noticed. Blastoderm195 (9:13:09 PM): Come on, we need some foreplay conversation first Battousai876 (9:13:13 PM):... Blastoderm195 (9:13:14 PM): we just can't jump right in FnJen (9:13:14 PM):... Blastoderm195 (9:13:20 PM): like uh Blastoderm195 (9:13:27 PM): How's your game arch class going? Battousai876 (9:13:55 PM):hitchin', I haven't been to it in a month, the project is a bitch Battousai876 (9:14:03 PM):I'd rather skeet javascript and make flashgames Blastoderm195 (9:14:09 PM): did you send me that tutorial? Battousai876 (9:14:16 PM):yep Blastoderm195 (9:14:24 PM): I thought you had to use some flash language to make flash games Battousai876 (9:14:43 PM):no-the new version of actionscript is essentially c++ Blastoderm195 (9:15:07 PM): I see. So Eva/Debby, are you in college? FnJen (9:15:12 PM):Nope. Blastoderm195 (9:15:28 PM): Oh okey Battousai876 (9:15:33 PM):how's about we forgo the foreplay Battousai876 (9:16:00 PM):so, the emperor gave us a bunch of quests, seemingly open-ended leik Blastoderm195 (9:16:01 PM): This is why you have no success with wymen Battousai876 (9:16:11 PM):a la bioware style FnJen (9:16:14 PM):No, there's a lot more reasons than that. Battousai876 (9:16:19 PM):lewl Blastoderm195 (9:16:26 PM): Well you do realize that... Blastoderm195 (9:16:33 PM): I haven't developed all of the quests Battousai876 (9:16:43 PM):this doesn't surprise me Battousai876 (9:16:48 PM):tell me what you have developed Blastoderm195 (9:16:54 PM): You expect me to make 6 high quality one shots? Blastoderm195 (9:17:04 PM): Don't worry, we'll just roll Battousai876 (9:17:10 PM):"..." Blastoderm195 (9:17:12 PM): try to make it flow naturally Blastoderm195 (9:17:32 PM): Well since everyone's all tight lipped about real conversation Blastoderm195 (9:17:43 PM): it's time for.... Blastoderm195 (9:17:45 PM): ROLL CALL Battousai876 (9:17:47 PM):Kazuo Nakazawa Battousai876 (9:17:53 PM):;-) FnJen (9:17:58 PM):Nanami Sato.:-* Blastoderm195 (9:18:16 PM): GAME START Blastoderm195 (9:18:51 PM): Now, Nanami and Kazou, you have just had a life-changing encounter with the great Emperor himself Blastoderm195 (9:19:03 PM): (I trust you have memorized/copy pasted his quests?) Battousai876 (9:19:11 PM): (the latter.) Blastoderm195 (9:19:23 PM): That shall suffice. Battousai876 (9:19:28 PM): "Well, wasn't expecting that." Blastoderm195 (9:19:44 PM): A storm has picked up incredibly outside Blastoderm195 (9:19:59 PM): You're still inside the Lion Temple Battousai876 (9:20:24 PM): "I'm not one for omens or nothin', but this how situation feels like a bad dream." FnJen (9:20:41 PM): "For once, I agree." FnJen (9:21:02 PM): "This is bad. We can't do this. I don't understand why it has to be us." Blastoderm195 (9:21:19 PM): You know that the Emperor's wedding is in the fall, which is precisely 100 days away Blastoderm195 (9:21:30 PM): Which means you've a 100 days to fufill all your missions. Battousai876 (9:22:07 PM): "We don't exactly have a heck of a lot of time. But with this gold we can get anywhere! Think of all the...*foams at mouth*" Battousai876 (9:22:22 PM): *imagines harem* FnJen (9:22:43 PM): *rolls eyes* "Kazuo, stay focused. We should use the money to hire mercenaries, and to buy weapons." FnJen (9:22:49 PM): "Things that can help us in our mission." Battousai876 (9:23:35 PM): "Any merc with any brains take one look at our gold, rob us in our sleep, and get the hell out." Battousai876 (9:23:44 PM): (*brains'll) Battousai876 (9:24:15 PM): "Well, you're the one with all the plans. Stop making them." Battousai876 (9:24:19 PM): *start FnJen (9:24:26 PM): "Yes, you would be stupid enough to leave our gold where it can be taken." FnJen (9:24:37 PM): "I am making plans. But you're not listening or offering any help!" Blastoderm195 (9:24:49 PM): Although you didn't want to question the Emperor during his speech, you realize that his quests for you were rather vague in detail. Battousai876 (9:24:54 PM): ":-\" Blastoderm195 (9:25:44 PM): Not to mention that he basically told you he can't bail you out lest you get into real trouble Battousai876 (9:26:16 PM): "What the hell was that about ratpeople? That what you nobles call dirty peasants?" Blastoderm195 (9:26:43 PM): Although they're uncommon where you grew up Kazou, Battousai876 (9:27:16 PM): (since we could only be humans or spirit folk, I assumed that were the only races) FnJen (9:27:18 PM): *shakes head* Blastoderm195 (9:27:18 PM): There are genuine rat people in Hyuga. They are considered of the unclean caste, and and do the poorest of the poor job, and handle corpses considered "impure" Blastoderm195 (9:27:44 PM): (they're a bit different) because they have a hard time communicating with humans, and aren't of the...highest intelligence Blastoderm195 (9:28:02 PM): (Thus making a rat PC character improbable) Battousai876 (9:28:38 PM): *looks outside at the storm* "I have a fricken suite fit for an emperor's bastard and I have to spend the night here?" Battousai876 (9:28:50 PM): "This sucks." Blastoderm195 (9:29:08 PM): Spending the night inside the temple...wouldn't be wise. As you're unsure of any guards coming to your area FnJen (9:29:09 PM): *shakes head* "This is all your fault." Blastoderm195 (9:29:28 PM): As you don't imagine that ninja master slaughtered the entire Imperial court guard to cover up your mistake. Battousai876 (9:29:51 PM): "You know the way back to the inn?" FnJen (9:30:33 PM): "I do. But I think perhaps I should just leave you here for the night to think about what you've done." Battousai876 (9:31:13 PM): "The hell did I do? If you could keep that damn lightning to yourself we wouldn't be in this mess!" Blastoderm195 (9:31:37 PM): *rolls dice* Blastoderm195 (9:32:09 PM): You hear the thundering continuing outside FnJen (9:32:12 PM): "Oh! You ran off without me, you idiot! If you had waited for me, we wouldn't be in this situation!" FnJen (9:32:24 PM): "This is all YOUR fault!" Battousai876 (9:32:29 PM): "Yeah, whatever." FnJen (9:32:53 PM): "Always have to get the last word. You are a child." Battousai876 (9:33:27 PM): "I'm going to find a tavern or something with a hard drink. You can follow me or stick around with the ugly wooden lion." Battousai876 (9:33:31 PM): *heads off* Blastoderm195 (9:33:37 PM): Nanami, as you dish out a verbal beatdown to your bodyguard, you notice the silohuette of a person at the entrance of the temple. FnJen (9:33:45 PM): "Kazuo, wait." Battousai876 (9:33:53 PM): *ignores* FnJen (9:34:04 PM): "Kazuo, you moron!" Blastoderm195 (9:34:09 PM): The person hears your words and knows that you've noticed him. Blastoderm195 (9:34:18 PM): He seems to have disappeared Battousai876 (9:34:50 PM): *talks to self* "this kid is starting to get to be too much." FnJen (9:35:24 PM): *shakes head and follows Kazuo* "I'm too much?! You're the one who acts like a child!" Blastoderm195 (9:35:33 PM): Suddenly 4 guards burst through the entrance of the shrine, each with spears in on hand and lanterns in the other Blastoderm195 (9:35:42 PM): "Drop your weapons now!!" Battousai876 (9:35:56 PM): "woah,woah, that's my line officer!" Battousai876 (9:36:05 PM): *drifts hand towards sword* FnJen (9:36:14 PM): *looks around* "Put down your sword, you idiot!" Blastoderm195 (9:36:16 PM): 2 more guards come in and join the mass Blastoderm195 (9:36:47 PM): "I'm not playing games with you. Some of our own have died tonight." Blastoderm195 (9:37:00 PM): "This sure as hell won't go unpunished." Battousai876 (9:37:18 PM): "We're just newlyweds here to pay our respects." FnJen (9:37:23 PM): *shakes head* Battousai876 (9:37:34 PM): "We wanted to be alone, you see. That's why we picked this place." FnJen (9:37:34 PM): *whispers* "Let me talk, you moron." Blastoderm195 (9:37:59 PM): "Bullshit. We've seen people matching your description sneaking around here. A woman and a ronin. Drop your weapons" Battousai876 (9:38:19 PM): *looks for an escape route* FnJen (9:38:20 PM): *steps forward* "I am unarmed. Please, let me explain what happened." Battousai876 (9:38:39 PM): (who has the gold btw) Blastoderm195 (9:38:52 PM): (The only escape route would be up the stairs to the second floor, then out the window) Blastoderm195 (9:39:29 PM): The man turns his spear straight at Nanami Blastoderm195 (9:39:58 PM): "We found lightning wounds on one of our men. You're a magician now aren't you?" Blastoderm195 (9:40:28 PM): All of the men look ready to pounce on you, they don't need any excuse at this point FnJen (9:40:43 PM): *glares* "The word is Shugenji. And if I were you, I would be more careful about throwing accusations at the daughter of a nobleman. Harm me, and the fallout will not be kind upon you." FnJen (9:40:49 PM): "I killed no one." Blastoderm195 (9:41:39 PM): "Raaaaahhhh! Tell that to my friend you killed!" A young guard jumps out and charges straight towards you Nanami Blastoderm195 (9:41:42 PM): *rolls dice* Blastoderm195 (9:42:09 PM): The tip of the spear sears right through your arm Blastoderm195 (9:42:13 PM): Initiative time FnJen (9:42:14 PM): *screams* Battousai876 (9:42:24 PM): "=-O" Blastoderm195 (9:43:00 PM): It's Nanami's turn, then the guards, then Kazuo FnJen (9:43:11 PM): Retreat behind the meatshield. Battousai876 (9:43:12 PM): "Nanami, get out the back window!" Blastoderm195 (9:43:32 PM): There is a staircase that is secluded in darkness Blastoderm195 (9:44:08 PM): Knowing the layout of this shrine, that's your only alternative escape route, unless you want to try squeezing through the guardsmen Battousai876 (9:44:26 PM): (attack of opportunities out the ass) Blastoderm195 (9:44:43 PM): (well...not if she succeeded a tumble roll) FnJen (9:44:53 PM): (because I expect a mage totally could) Battousai876 (9:45:13 PM): (just do something damn it) FnJen (9:45:19 PM): *thinks* FnJen (9:45:47 PM): How's my condition? Blastoderm195 (9:46:11 PM): You're going to have a tough time grasping anything with your left arm Blastoderm195 (9:46:16 PM): but other than that you're ok FnJen (9:46:43 PM): I make a run for the staircase. Blastoderm195 (9:47:18 PM): You sprint up the staircase, and the spearman who was up in your face tries to stop you Blastoderm195 (9:47:22 PM): *rolls dice* Blastoderm195 (9:47:44 PM): You manage to dodge, although I wouldn't call it a graceful maneuver FnJen (9:47:55 PM): (pictures flailing arms and legs* Blastoderm195 (9:48:31 PM): You reach the top floor, there are windows but they are closed. Outside of the windows are roof scales, which you should be able to walk on. Blastoderm195 (9:48:51 PM): Should the storm outside not make it too slippery... Battousai876 (9:49:24 PM): "Oi, bastards. Your old guard buddy make a good meal for the rats, I bet." Blastoderm195 (9:49:27 PM): The guard's turn Battousai876 (9:49:36 PM): "Couldn't handle the wrath of a true samurai." Blastoderm195 (9:49:50 PM): The young guard is about to chase after the girl, but grits his teeth. FnJen (9:49:51 PM): (I was totally the one who killed him, tho) Blastoderm195 (9:50:00 PM): "I'll make you pay for that bastard!!!" Battousai876 (9:50:00 PM): (>:o) Blastoderm195 (9:50:14 PM): *rolls a lot of dice* Blastoderm195 (9:51:14 PM): 3 guards attack Kazou (more would, except they'll have to surround you first) Blastoderm195 (9:51:31 PM): While 1 heads to the base of the staircase Blastoderm195 (9:51:47 PM): Kazou, 1 hits and the others miss Blastoderm195 (9:52:21 PM): It's a glancing blow, you're able to deflect it using your katana sheath Battousai876 (9:52:30 PM): (badass) Blastoderm195 (9:52:37 PM): Your turn Battousai876 (9:52:45 PM): (If this was an anime, I'd reveal my secret demon bloodline technique right about now) Blastoderm195 (9:52:49 PM): If you get surrounded, you'll have to make a tumble check to get out Blastoderm195 (9:52:58 PM): (bitch plz) Battousai876 (9:53:03 PM): Do I have an escape routes open? Battousai876 (9:53:05 PM): *any Blastoderm195 (9:53:32 PM): The staircase, but you'ld get 3 AoO's and be right up against the guy trying to get up the staircase Battousai876 (9:53:54 PM): hm...what if I made a break for the main entrance? Blastoderm195 (9:54:19 PM): Your only option would be to roll a tumble check, and even then you'ld get AoO's Battousai876 (9:54:34 PM): argh, you're playing the gay way with all these AoOs Blastoderm195 (9:54:43 PM): xD Battousai876 (9:54:57 PM): how many guards are there total, and where the hell are they at? this is where we need a damn map FnJen (9:54:59 PM): Be a man and kill them. Blastoderm195 (9:55:08 PM): 3 guards in front of you Blastoderm195 (9:55:12 PM): 1 guard going up the stairs Blastoderm195 (9:55:33 PM): 2 guards trying to encircle you Kazou, but need another turn to make room Battousai876 (9:56:04 PM): alright, well I need to get to a place like a hallway where they have to come at me one at a time Battousai876 (9:56:11 PM): am i near any of such areas? Blastoderm195 (9:56:27 PM): The shrine is an open area for the most part, the only part would be the staircase Battousai876 (9:56:40 PM): you and your g-damn staircase Battousai876 (9:56:47 PM): alright, I make a break for the staircase Battousai876 (9:56:55 PM): I tumble or whatever Blastoderm195 (9:57:25 PM): Ok, you attempt to pull of a gymnastic somersault, something you never picked up from your samurai master. Battousai876 (9:57:43 PM): "Never been in such a shitty situation before..." Blastoderm195 (9:57:57 PM): You make a valiant attempt, if this was kindergarten gymnastic tryouts. Battousai876 (9:58:04 PM): lewl. Blastoderm195 (9:58:17 PM): You managed to get to the base of the stairs, let's see how cut up you get Blastoderm195 (9:58:37 PM): ...All 3 of the guards miss Battousai876 (9:58:43 PM): yay Blastoderm195 (9:58:51 PM): Nanami, it's your turn Battousai876 (9:58:54 PM): O: Battousai876 (9:59:00 PM): tumbling took my entire turn? Battousai876 (9:59:01 PM): *bitches* Blastoderm195 (9:59:05 PM): Yep FnJen (9:59:07 PM): What are my threats? Just the one dude? Battousai876 (9:59:21 PM): (Nanami tumbled and ran to the roof in a turn. -.-) Blastoderm195 (9:59:25 PM): Yep, your bodyguard seems to be sandwhiched between you and the mob FnJen (9:59:30 PM): (because I'm awesome* Battousai876 (9:59:37 PM): "Some help would be appreciated." FnJen (9:59:42 PM): "..." Blastoderm195 (9:59:43 PM): (She didn't have a dude blocking the staircase) FnJen (9:59:51 PM): Fine. Let me check my spells. Battousai876 (9:59:58 PM): (So? could've gave me the chance to bull rush the bitch) FnJen (10:00:13 PM): Burning Hands would injure him too, right? Battousai876 (10:00:15 PM): (would've forced you to read up on some rules) FnJen (10:00:20 PM): But probably not as much as the horde of guards. Blastoderm195 (10:00:28 PM): Not if you judged your distance right FnJen (10:00:43 PM): I'll give it the college try. Blastoderm195 (10:01:25 PM): Ok, you bring your palms out (your arm quivers painfully from your previous wound) and cast your spell Blastoderm195 (10:02:33 PM): The flames jet out and hit burn him right in the face, causing him to fall to his knees. He's unable to get a reflex save because of his position next to Kazou Blastoderm195 (10:02:39 PM): He's still alive, but barely Blastoderm195 (10:02:47 PM): What do you do with the other half of your turn? Battousai876 (10:02:59 PM): (some of us are blessed with a full turn) Blastoderm195 (10:03:08 PM): (you can move attack, or attack move, or move move in a turn) FnJen (10:03:13 PM): I move! FnJen (10:03:19 PM): Time to start escaping. Blastoderm195 (10:03:58 PM): You make it to the window on the second floor, your arm prevents you from opening it immediately. Blastoderm195 (10:04:06 PM): Guardsmen's turn Blastoderm195 (10:04:23 PM): Kazou, which way are you facing? Battousai876 (10:04:44 PM): dur, the way where the 5 guards are Blastoderm195 (10:05:14 PM): The young guard leaps at you and drives his spear right into you Blastoderm195 (10:05:29 PM): But at the last minute it veers off course and hits the wall Battousai876 (10:05:52 PM): ...he can't 'drive his spear right into me' and miss. Blastoderm195 (10:05:54 PM): The burnt guard attempts a grapple to hold you down FnJen (10:06:03 PM): :-* Battousai876 (10:06:07 PM): I toss him over my head all badass like Battousai876 (10:06:13 PM): *judo throw* Blastoderm195 (10:06:20 PM): Not with that strength roll Battousai876 (10:06:23 PM): o: Blastoderm195 (10:06:57 PM): He's got you by the waist, every turn you don't break free you're flat footed and denied any dex bonus to defense Battousai876 (10:07:13 PM): wait Blastoderm195 (10:07:16 PM): The other guards cluster behind the young guard Battousai876 (10:07:16 PM): I'm trying to picture this Battousai876 (10:07:21 PM): we're at the base of the stairs Battousai876 (10:07:33 PM): the wall I assume is next to the stairwell, correct? Blastoderm195 (10:07:39 PM): Yes Battousai876 (10:07:50 PM): and all the guards are a little farther down? Blastoderm195 (10:08:10 PM): All the guards are right at the base of the stairs too, it's a clusterfrak downthere Blastoderm195 (10:08:15 PM): Only one can attack you at a time however Battousai876 (10:08:56 PM): "I must be fucking irresistable! But I don't swing that way, fellas." Battousai876 (10:09:11 PM): *taunts as free action* Blastoderm195 (10:09:14 PM): It's your turn Kazou Battousai876 (10:09:20 PM): I try to break free Battousai876 (10:09:28 PM): of this clusterfuck Blastoderm195 (10:10:09 PM): You're able to shake the charred man off you and push him against the steps. What do you do? Battousai876 (10:10:38 PM): I run over him as I swiftly climb to the top of the stairs, then I turn around to face the clusterfuck of guards down below. Blastoderm195 (10:11:08 PM): "Not if I have any say about that samurai-boy" Blastoderm195 (10:11:41 PM): The guard pulls his spear out of the wall and stabs at your back as you clamber up the stairs FnJen (10:11:50 PM): Gah. Ace, isn't the way free for you to freaking run? Battousai876 (10:12:02 PM): girl, it ain't been free for years. Blastoderm195 (10:12:06 PM): (he has to leap over the burned guy) Battousai876 (10:12:08 PM): this is a clusterfuck FnJen (10:12:11 PM): Ugh. FnJen (10:12:15 PM): I should've killed him. Blastoderm195 (10:12:34 PM): The spear stabs the charred man instead of you Kazou Blastoderm195 (10:12:42 PM): You get on top of the stairs scot-free FnJen (10:12:47 PM): w00t Battousai876 (10:12:49 PM): yay! FnJen (10:12:52 PM): :-* Blastoderm195 (10:12:59 PM): you still have another half a turn FnJen (10:13:04 PM): Fucking run. Battousai876 (10:13:14 PM): I fucking run outside the window Blastoderm195 (10:13:16 PM): It's dark up here, you'll get concealment bonuses Blastoderm195 (10:13:24 PM): You run to a window and find that it's closed Battousai876 (10:13:29 PM): 0; Battousai876 (10:13:36 PM): I open it? Blastoderm195 (10:13:53 PM): You huff and puff and fling the rusty window up Blastoderm195 (10:14:09 PM): Nanami, it's the window you're next to as well Battousai876 (10:14:17 PM): "Why am I having difficulty with this when the girl opened it with one arm?" Battousai876 (10:14:23 PM): "I'm such a pussy." Blastoderm195 (10:14:28 PM): (no she couldn't) Blastoderm195 (10:14:46 PM): Nanami, your window of escape is now opened to you. It's your turn Battousai876 (10:15:02 PM): "Get the hell out of here!" FnJen (10:15:15 PM): "Don't have to tell me twice!" FnJen (10:15:19 PM): *GTFOs* Blastoderm195 (10:15:30 PM): You leap ontop of the rooftop Blastoderm195 (10:15:34 PM): It's a full on hailstorm outside. FnJen (10:15:41 PM): "..." Blastoderm195 (10:15:50 PM): Cherry blossom leaves swirl in the sky making a sea of pinks and whites Blastoderm195 (10:16:05 PM): You try to keep your footing here *rolls dice* Blastoderm195 (10:16:43 PM): Your noblelady shoes are unfit for these ninja roof-running manuevers, and you lose your balance Blastoderm195 (10:17:24 PM): But your bodyguard grabs your shirt and keeps you from falling facedown into the mud below FnJen (10:17:37 PM): :-* FnJen (10:17:57 PM): "Kazuo, don't let go!" Battousai876 (10:18:00 PM): "What's wrong? Did I sweep you off your feet?" ;-) FnJen (10:18:07 PM): "..." Battousai876 (10:18:13 PM): (how far a drop is it?) Blastoderm195 (10:18:15 PM): (I'll let that save happen for free, but if both of you are on the roof that manuever may send you both falling) Blastoderm195 (10:19:05 PM): It's a story, which is certainly survivable, there are other rooftops around, connecting each other. It may be possible to get out of the inner square without going through the gates Blastoderm195 (10:19:13 PM): If you're feeling lucky with your ninja skills Battousai876 (10:19:40 PM): "My arm's starting to hurt. Get back on the roof and stop being so clumsy for once!" Battousai876 (10:19:52 PM): *fights off mob with a single arm* Blastoderm195 (10:20:00 PM): The guard's turn FnJen (10:20:37 PM): Don't you fucking let me go!>:o Blastoderm195 (10:20:40 PM): You can hear them cursing down below, and the adament pissed off guard makes it to the top of the stairs, sounds like he stepped over that one guy Blastoderm195 (10:21:08 PM): Kazou, it's your turn, Nanami is stabilized for now. You don't have to keep grabbing her kimono. Battousai876 (10:21:20 PM): *fondles breasts as a free action* Battousai876 (10:21:31 PM): "Just makin sure they're secure." Battousai876 (10:21:36 PM): ;-) Blastoderm195 (10:21:41 PM): ... Battousai876 (10:21:49 PM): *gets on rooftop* FnJen (10:22:02 PM): "Stop pawing at me!" Blastoderm195 (10:22:14 PM): You squeeze yourself out on the rooftop and try the roof for balance Battousai876 (10:22:27 PM): I keep low to the floor Battousai876 (10:22:48 PM): if I start to fall, I stick my katana in the roof LIKE A BOSS. Blastoderm195 (10:22:51 PM): While crouched you gain a bonus to your balance, although you are slowed. You have your balance Blastoderm195 (10:23:17 PM): Do you wish to head to a connecting rooftop (to what seems to be another shrine dedicated to something-or-other) Battousai876 (10:23:20 PM): where's Nanami? Blastoderm195 (10:23:28 PM): She's on the rooftop, next to the window FnJen (10:23:29 PM): Flailing uselessly behind you, probs. Battousai876 (10:23:40 PM): aight. Battousai876 (10:23:46 PM): "Check this out, toots." FnJen (10:23:47 PM): Can you carry me? FnJen (10:23:56 PM): Because I don't think she's gonna be able to do this. Blastoderm195 (10:24:06 PM): It would require a strength check, and it won't do much for your balance bonus Battousai876 (10:24:15 PM): "I dunno, you've packed on quite a few pounds recently." *smirks* Battousai876 (10:24:26 PM): *jumps across rooftop* FnJen (10:24:31 PM): "..." Blastoderm195 (10:25:09 PM): You leave Nanami to fend for herself as you jump to the nearby shrine rooftop, which is at the edge of the Inner Square wall. Blastoderm195 (10:25:29 PM): Next turn you may be able to get over that. Battousai876 (10:25:30 PM): "See if you can keep up!" Blastoderm195 (10:25:39 PM): Nanami, what do you do? FnJen (10:25:57 PM): uhhh FnJen (10:26:08 PM): Would taking off my shoes help my balance? Blastoderm195 (10:26:32 PM): Yep, natural footing would be the best for your balance FnJen (10:26:42 PM): I take them off and follow Kazuo, then. FnJen (10:26:46 PM): I'm probably gonna face plant. Blastoderm195 (10:27:30 PM): Your slippers slide down the roof and flop to the ground as you grudgingly move away from holding the window Blastoderm195 (10:28:05 PM): (You don't want to hold on to your slippers when you only have one good hand) FnJen (10:28:23 PM): :'( They were really expensive... Blastoderm195 (10:28:58 PM): You make your jump, much more gracefully than Kazou did actually. For a moment you think you could've been a shinto ninja in a previous life. Battousai876 (10:29:12 PM): "Meh, showoff." FnJen (10:29:29 PM): :-*"Jealous?" Blastoderm195 (10:29:32 PM): You are right next to Kazou FnJen (10:29:51 PM): I elbow him in the ribcage. Blastoderm195 (10:29:59 PM): Glancing back you see the guardsmen stick his face out the window looking around Blastoderm195 (10:30:11 PM): Do you try to hide from his view? Battousai876 (10:30:15 PM): yepyep Blastoderm195 (10:31:03 PM): You both press your back against the rooftop and go unseen. The weather severely restricts visibility as well. Blastoderm195 (10:31:46 PM): Combat is over (tentatively) Battousai876 (10:32:11 PM): "This reminds me of when this karate master caught me with his wife." Blastoderm195 (10:32:12 PM): (the combat music isn't playing anymore) Battousai876 (10:32:27 PM): "Except for the spear-stabbing." FnJen (10:32:31 PM): "This reminds me of the other times I did better than you at everything." Battousai876 (10:32:58 PM): "The main-roads aren't safe. We need to get the hell out of this place." FnJen (10:33:06 PM): "What do you suggest?" Battousai876 (10:33:42 PM): "I say we throw a gold piece at a stable boy and take a couple horses." FnJen (10:33:58 PM): "With my lame arm?" Battousai876 (10:34:14 PM): *sighs* "We'll double-up then." FnJen (10:34:51 PM): "Well, we need to find a stable. You're a peasant, so you should know where to find one." Battousai876 (10:35:02 PM): "..." FnJen (10:35:09 PM): "And remember that we need to collect our belongings." Battousai876 (10:35:19 PM): "Forget them. It's too risky." Battousai876 (10:35:30 PM): *heads to what appears to be the outskirts of the city* FnJen (10:35:47 PM): "Too risky?! It would take a few seconds!" FnJen (10:36:00 PM): "We can't spend our money on new things." Blastoderm195 (10:36:20 PM): Every so often you peek around the side and see what looks to be a mass of lanterns running around the square Battousai876 (10:36:24 PM): "It'll take hours to retrieve them. All that you have is makeup and useless clothes." FnJen (10:36:34 PM): "That can be sold for quite a lot." FnJen (10:36:47 PM): "Unless you believe we have so much money that it could never run out." Battousai876 (10:36:52 PM): *mumble-grumbles* "...so can you." FnJen (10:36:56 PM): "..." FnJen (10:36:59 PM): *back-hands* Battousai876 (10:37:50 PM): "We don't have time to argue. We can send a messenger for your clothes later." *looks for an alleyway that should keep us hidden* Blastoderm195 (10:37:53 PM): The storm outside is still raging, you're basically yelling at each other's ear drums just to hear each other. FnJen (10:38:00 PM): "Fine, let's go!" Battousai876 (10:38:09 PM): "What?! I can't hear you!" Battousai876 (10:38:21 PM): "SPEAK LOUDER!" FnJen (10:38:24 PM): "LET'S. GO." Blastoderm195 (10:38:39 PM): You will have to scale the wall, which is about 8 feet higher than you from your current position on the rooftop Blastoderm195 (10:38:45 PM): Or Blastoderm195 (10:39:02 PM): You can make your way down and try sneaking through the alleyways of the Inner Square Blastoderm195 (10:39:10 PM): and make it out of one of the four gates Blastoderm195 (10:39:15 PM): I'm not Olmec. You decide. FnJen (10:39:30 PM): We can always try our hand at the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. FnJen (10:39:35 PM): How many of those weird talismans do we have? Battousai876 (10:39:54 PM): I've already gotten molested by those trees twice. Blastoderm195 (10:39:57 PM): Considering how many times you have already been molested, not too many left Blastoderm195 (10:40:04 PM): lul FnJen (10:40:10 PM): Ace, I'll defer to your judgement on this one. Battousai876 (10:40:39 PM): I motion to Nanami that we're climbing down. FnJen (10:40:53 PM): *bitchy eye roll* Blastoderm195 (10:40:55 PM): By motion you flail your arms up and down Battousai876 (10:41:05 PM): *does a few pelvic thrusts* Blastoderm195 (10:41:20 PM): and start to shimmy down, it's only a story high, so you're able to hang down and drop safely FnJen (10:41:26 PM): Even with my arm? Battousai876 (10:41:35 PM): *prepares to catch Nanami* Blastoderm195 (10:41:51 PM): Hm, Kazou is there and pulls you down safely. Blastoderm195 (10:42:03 PM): Teamwork exp bonus Battousai876 (10:42:15 PM): "Saw up your skirt." :-P FnJen (10:42:28 PM): "And that is as close as you'll ever get." Battousai876 (10:42:45 PM): "It's closer then any man would dare." Battousai876 (10:42:49 PM): "Let's go." Battousai876 (10:42:54 PM): I check for guards Blastoderm195 (10:43:11 PM): As long as you still to the dark narrow alleyways, the chances of running into guards are slim Blastoderm195 (10:43:30 PM): As you approach the gate entrance, there's a cluster of guards FnJen (10:43:37 PM): "..." Battousai876 (10:44:04 PM): "Don't you have some kind of spell for this? Transform into the Emperor!" FnJen (10:44:10 PM): "It's not that simple!" Battousai876 (10:44:37 PM): "Why'd my shujengi have to be so useless?" Blastoderm195 (10:44:42 PM): Your disguise spell let's you change your appearance visually. FnJen (10:44:44 PM): "..." FnJen (10:44:47 PM): "I have an idea." FnJen (10:45:03 PM): "I can distract them, if only temporarily." FnJen (10:45:17 PM): "You'll have to be quick and stealthy to get past them while I'm doing this." FnJen (10:45:24 PM): "Can I trust you?" Blastoderm195 (10:45:45 PM): *crickets* Battousai876 (10:46:59 PM): *starts laughing* Battousai876 (10:47:17 PM): "Alright. But how are you going to get out?" FnJen (10:47:35 PM): "Have faith in my magic." FnJen (10:47:40 PM): "I will find a way." Battousai876 (10:47:43 PM): "..." FnJen (10:47:49 PM): "Are you ready?" Blastoderm195 (10:48:02 PM): (That way usually involves frying people with magic) Battousai876 (10:48:02 PM): "Sure." FnJen (10:48:16 PM): *casts Disguise Self* Blastoderm195 (10:48:29 PM): What do you disguise yourself as, you must envision it in your mind FnJen (10:49:20 PM): A peasant girl with a trustworthy face and generous assets. Battousai876 (10:49:33 PM): you and your peasant girls FnJen (10:49:37 PM): It works. Battousai876 (10:49:54 PM): *googly eyes Nanami* Battousai876 (10:50:16 PM): "Just uh...how long does that spell last? You definitely need to use it more often." FnJen (10:50:22 PM): Is it working? Blastoderm195 (10:50:26 PM): (if you wish to go that route, would you prefer a...geisha?) FnJen (10:50:30 PM): Yes. Blastoderm195 (10:51:16 PM): You envision one of the working girls you've been exposed to by living in the affluent capital region. Their facepaint, kimono, bows, makeup. Blastoderm195 (10:51:31 PM): And voila, you are a geisha. FnJen (10:51:35 PM): :3 FnJen (10:51:43 PM): "Watch the master at work, Kazuo. Be ready." Battousai876 (10:51:45 PM): "wait!" Blastoderm195 (10:51:50 PM): You even have a pink fan Battousai876 (10:51:57 PM): *adjusts nanami's kimono to show more cleavage* FnJen (10:52:03 PM): I should have an umbrella too, right? Battousai876 (10:52:07 PM): "Go get em, girl." ;-) Blastoderm195 (10:52:20 PM): You...sure FnJen (10:52:24 PM): Okay. Blastoderm195 (10:52:27 PM): But it is just a visual illusion FnJen (10:52:30 PM): *approaches guards* FnJen (10:52:38 PM): "Guards! Guards! You must help me!" FnJen (10:52:46 PM): *pants alluringly* Blastoderm195 (10:52:50 PM): The guards stand at attention Blastoderm195 (10:53:03 PM): "! You must be freezing!" FnJen (10:53:21 PM): "Yes...It is so cold...But I don't care! You must help my family!" Blastoderm195 (10:53:30 PM): They usher you into the guardstand next to the gate Blastoderm195 (10:53:42 PM): It has a little rooftop which provides some cover from the weather Blastoderm195 (10:53:56 PM): "You're...family?" FnJen (10:54:32 PM): *nods feverishly* "These two vagabonds invaded our home and are pawing at our belongings! I slipped out and have been running around, looking for help!" Blastoderm195 (10:54:46 PM): "Two vagabonds! What did they look like miss?" FnJen (10:54:51 PM): *thinks* FnJen (10:55:31 PM): "One of them was a woman with terrible magic. She looked evil and had some fire in her eyes. The other was a man, possibly a ronin, or something similar." FnJen (10:55:45 PM): "I...I didn't want to leave my sisters there with those two evil people. We must hurry!" Battousai876 (10:56:06 PM): "...a startling accurate account." Blastoderm195 (10:56:18 PM): All the guards gasp in amazement. "We're looking for those bastards-I mean criminals ourselves! They've attacked our own men." FnJen (10:56:24 PM): *gasps* FnJen (10:56:34 PM): "My sisters! Oh, by the Emperor, they'll kill them all!" Blastoderm195 (10:57:09 PM): "..But what are you doing inside the square? There are only royal shrines here. The erm...no geisha houses here..." FnJen (10:57:29 PM): "I was visiting my sisters for the night." Blastoderm195 (10:57:34 PM): The talker seems to be a bit intimidated by your cleavage FnJen (10:57:51 PM): "I had dressed up in my geisha garb because my sisters were curious." Blastoderm195 (10:58:29 PM): The men seem to have dirty thoughts in their minds. But snap back to business. "Where did you last see the two criminals?" Blastoderm195 (10:58:48 PM): Kazou, your alluring partner has captured the attention of the guards FnJen (10:58:52 PM): "They were still in our home. I believe they were almost done taking what they wanted." Blastoderm195 (10:59:17 PM): "Where is your home miss? We'll send men right away!" Battousai876 (11:00:02 PM): I sneakily sneak past them. Blastoderm195 (11:00:13 PM): *rolls dice* Blastoderm195 (11:00:27 PM): :-\ Blastoderm195 (11:00:56 PM): You crouch hugging the wall, but accidently ram your knee into a stone statue of some kind. You curse unconciously FnJen (11:01:05 PM): *turns around* Blastoderm195 (11:01:07 PM): Some of the guards start to turn around Battousai876 (11:01:17 PM): *acts drunk* Battousai876 (11:01:27 PM): "what A Pretty LaDEe" FnJen (11:01:32 PM): "It's down that street, straight ahead and then at the red shrine take a left!" FnJen (11:01:49 PM): "It should be the third home on the right." Blastoderm195 (11:01:59 PM): The guard puts his hand in the air and says "Let me handle this" FnJen (11:02:09 PM): "Please, sir, there's no time for this!" Blastoderm195 (11:02:11 PM): He approaches Kazou Blastoderm195 (11:02:33 PM): "What the hell are you doing here?" FnJen (11:02:43 PM): *covers face* FnJen (11:02:57 PM): *shakes head* Blastoderm195 (11:03:01 PM): There's 6 guards here Battousai876 (11:03:07 PM): "Huh? IM TRying to find Mah gambling buddiesssssss" Blastoderm195 (11:03:21 PM): 4 near Nanami, 2 near Kazou Battousai876 (11:03:28 PM): "Hey, you play shogi?" Battousai876 (11:03:38 PM): "You look liKE you play Shogi" Blastoderm195 (11:03:43 PM): "Well what can I say" FnJen (11:03:43 PM): "..." Blastoderm195 (11:03:53 PM): "I've been known to play a game here and there." Blastoderm195 (11:04:04 PM): The other guardsmen next to you is silent FnJen (11:04:31 PM): "..." Battousai876 (11:04:41 PM): "I'm aan EXpert, sake is a HAndicap, you see." Battousai876 (11:04:50 PM): *hiccup* Blastoderm195 (11:04:57 PM): "Makes the creative juices flow. So where you headed?" FnJen (11:05:06 PM): *folds arms* Blastoderm195 (11:05:28 PM): *rolls dice* Battousai876 (11:05:29 PM): "Nearest tavernN. So TIred. And wet" Blastoderm195 (11:05:54 PM): Well lemme help you, you look like you're about to fall over Blastoderm195 (11:06:12 PM): He gets to your left side and puts your arm around his shoulder FnJen (11:06:13 PM): *glares at Kazuo* Battousai876 (11:06:22 PM): *sense motives the guard* Blastoderm195 (11:07:28 PM): Something isn't quite right here. You turn and look into the guardsmen's eyes. His smile is fake. The guard behind you has his spear pointed right at you. Battousai876 (11:07:59 PM): *pulls out sword and chops his arm off in a single, badass motion* Blastoderm195 (11:08:58 PM): He's positioned himself under your left shoulder. When you go to reach out your katana you can't pull it out. His hand is grasped to the hilt. Blastoderm195 (11:09:05 PM): Initiative time. Battousai876 (11:09:07 PM): :-\ Battousai876 (11:09:13 PM): fuck u FnJen (11:09:22 PM): You should've checked first. Battousai876 (11:09:35 PM): I thought it would be known if someone was touching my sword Battousai876 (11:09:38 PM): it's kinda like my penis. Blastoderm195 (11:09:41 PM): (the downside of your katana, makes you pretty noticeable) FnJen (11:09:42 PM): ... FnJen (11:09:59 PM): Good thing nobody can sheath my magic. FnJen (11:10:04 PM): 8-) Blastoderm195 (11:10:20 PM): It's the 2 guards next to Kazou, then Kazou, then Nanami, then the 4 guards around Nanami's turn FnJen (11:10:30 PM): The guards aren't hostile towards me, right? Blastoderm195 (11:10:32 PM): "We got 'em!" Blastoderm195 (11:10:47 PM): They're too focused on skewing your partner atm Battousai876 (11:10:56 PM): 'Alright Alright, I give up!" FnJen (11:10:57 PM): Can I cast Hypnotism subtlely? Blastoderm195 (11:11:01 PM): You're denied your dex bonus FnJen (11:11:04 PM): Because I think that's our best bet. Battousai876 (11:11:13 PM): "You won't find that bitch if you gut me" Battousai876 (11:11:20 PM): "She's the whore who friend your men." FnJen (11:11:27 PM): "..." Blastoderm195 (11:11:29 PM): You can, but if you fail they will notice FnJen (11:11:38 PM): I do so. FnJen (11:11:48 PM): I can always bluff them to say I was casting it on the drunkie. Blastoderm195 (11:12:00 PM): Oh your turn is after Kazou's FnJen (11:12:03 PM): ... FnJen (11:12:05 PM): Okay. Blastoderm195 (11:12:12 PM): ;-) all in due time FnJen (11:12:12 PM): Ace don't fuck this up for me! Blastoderm195 (11:12:28 PM): The guy with the spear at your back gets a clean shot at your back Battousai876 (11:12:38 PM): wait, I don't even get a check? Blastoderm195 (11:12:46 PM): I'm rolling dice here Blastoderm195 (11:12:50 PM): That's just flavor flav Blastoderm195 (11:12:53 PM): He hit yo ass Battousai876 (11:13:06 PM): no, I'm talking about my bluff about telling them where the girl is Battousai876 (11:13:20 PM): or do they just kill on sight and have no notion to capture people alive? Blastoderm195 (11:13:38 PM): They didn't pay attention. You're a dead giveaway. The description was a ronin. Downside of being a "badass" Blastoderm195 (11:13:44 PM): Ronin's are unheard of Blastoderm195 (11:14:12 PM): You take a spear right in the ribs FnJen (11:14:22 PM): Yeah, that was kinda my fault... Blastoderm195 (11:14:41 PM): The man tries to tear your sword away from you with a str check Battousai876 (11:14:42 PM): "This is getting old...real fast..." Blastoderm195 (11:14:51 PM): It stays on you Blastoderm195 (11:14:59 PM): Kazou, it's your turn Blastoderm195 (11:15:14 PM): I...would suggest running. Blastoderm195 (11:15:20 PM): Real fast like. FnJen (11:15:29 PM): I'll take care of the rest. 8-) Battousai876 (11:15:36 PM): >:o Battousai876 (11:15:45 PM): Fine, I run like a friggen pussy. Blastoderm195 (11:16:09 PM): The guard is still grabbed on to your sword. You can drop it and escape freely Battousai876 (11:16:19 PM): lolno FnJen (11:16:20 PM): I'll get your freaking sword, Ace. Blastoderm195 (11:16:35 PM): Ok do you try to pull away forcefully then? Battousai876 (11:16:39 PM): yep Battousai876 (11:16:50 PM): I use all my masturabatory practice and yank Blastoderm195 (11:17:02 PM): ...Well taking that into account *rerolls* Blastoderm195 (11:17:16 PM): You have him thrown to the ground and you are free Blastoderm195 (11:17:21 PM): What do you do. Battousai876 (11:17:26 PM): run out the gate Blastoderm195 (11:17:37 PM): You start sprinting as fast as you can Blastoderm195 (11:17:41 PM): Nanami, your turn Blastoderm195 (11:18:29 PM): It seems like the storm is starting to subside, for better or worse FnJen (11:18:44 PM): I cast Hypnotism, all sneaky like. FnJen (11:18:51 PM): Try to calm these guys down. Blastoderm195 (11:19:03 PM): What is your mental suggestion you send? FnJen (11:19:19 PM): "Go and help the geisha's family instead of pursuing the ronin" FnJen (11:19:27 PM): Hopefully their libidos will triumph. Blastoderm195 (11:19:43 PM): They did seem like the ronery types Blastoderm195 (11:20:01 PM): You manage to entrance... Blastoderm195 (11:20:09 PM): All of them actually FnJen (11:20:18 PM): 8-) Blastoderm195 (11:20:22 PM): They start running in the direction to the geisha's house Blastoderm195 (11:20:33 PM): You still have half a turn FnJen (11:20:41 PM): I run after Kazuo. FnJen (11:20:48 PM): I don't think they'll notice me. Blastoderm195 (11:20:51 PM): You both high tail it out of there at high speed Blastoderm195 (11:21:04 PM): The two guards do notice you Nanami Blastoderm195 (11:21:12 PM): *rolls dice* FnJen (11:21:15 PM): fuckfuckfuck Blastoderm195 (11:21:18 PM): Your lack of shoes will hurt your speed Blastoderm195 (11:21:36 PM): But you round a corner Blastoderm195 (11:21:52 PM): There's raman noodle side shops everywhere Blastoderm195 (11:21:58 PM): And a few pedestrians FnJen (11:22:04 PM): During a storm? Blastoderm195 (11:22:13 PM): Yep, there's covers on them Battousai876 (11:22:15 PM): Ain't it like 3am? FnJen (11:22:24 PM): They're clearly disreputable folk/ Blastoderm195 (11:22:27 PM): (there's night shift workers) Blastoderm195 (11:22:44 PM): Nanami, as you run barefoot in the mud you upturn your nose at the common worker Blastoderm195 (11:23:13 PM): Kazou, your punctured lung reminds you that you can't keep this up without pushing yourself FnJen (11:23:14 PM): :-* Blastoderm195 (11:23:18 PM): You do have the endurance feat however... Blastoderm195 (11:23:33 PM): Do you keep running? Battousai876 (11:23:48 PM): "What a drag..." Blastoderm195 (11:23:53 PM): Eventually you will get to a forest in the outskirts Battousai876 (11:23:53 PM): *keeps running* Blastoderm195 (11:24:03 PM): ok, "combat music fades" Blastoderm195 (11:24:27 PM): The storm stops, and is replaced by a stillness FnJen (11:24:32 PM): Well, we've somehow managed to screw things up even more than before. Blastoderm195 (11:25:03 PM): You're both nursing injuries. Battousai876 (11:25:09 PM): "Never been in a pinch like that...I really hope not to make a habit of it." FnJen (11:25:18 PM): We're seperated, aren't we? Blastoderm195 (11:25:24 PM): The shock from them have worn off and the pain is becoming evident Blastoderm195 (11:25:36 PM): No Blastoderm195 (11:25:45 PM): You managed to keep up with Kazou in his punctured lung state Blastoderm195 (11:25:51 PM): Well it seemed like more of a trot FnJen (11:26:05 PM): "We should...probably find somewhere to recover." Blastoderm195 (11:26:08 PM): Your feet are sore, clearly unused to being mistreated this way Blastoderm195 (11:26:36 PM): There's a pond nearby and some large rocks Battousai876 (11:26:48 PM): "That's as good a place as any." Blastoderm195 (11:26:48 PM): The ground is muddy and mushy. FnJen (11:27:02 PM): *stares at area with raccoon-like eyes* FnJen (11:27:15 PM): *sits on rock* "I want to go home." Blastoderm195 (11:27:24 PM): You make a spot check, surveilling the area. You don't see any danger Battousai876 (11:27:30 PM): -.- FnJen (11:27:48 PM): "I don't want to be here. I don't want to be at the academy." FnJen (11:27:55 PM): "I want to go home to my bed, my sheets, my food, and my family." Battousai876 (11:28:05 PM): "Yeah well get over it!" FnJen (11:28:15 PM): *hugs knees to chest* FnJen (11:28:25 PM): "This isn't fair. It's your fault that I'm here!" Battousai876 (11:28:30 PM): "I can't believe it...now I've got the Emperor riding my ass!" Battousai876 (11:28:40 PM): "bad enough with this twerp." FnJen (11:29:14 PM): *tears up* "Leave me alone! I hate you. I shouldn't have saved you from those guards!" Blastoderm195 (11:29:24 PM): *rolls dice* Blastoderm195 (11:30:04 PM): Nanami, you hear the sound of branches being walked over behind you. Kazou, your ears pick up that it's sandals. Blastoderm195 (11:30:17 PM): Sandal on one foot, bare on the other. Short strides. A woman or child. Battousai876 (11:30:25 PM): "Son of a..." *pulls out sword* FnJen (11:30:32 PM): *stands up* Blastoderm195 (11:30:51 PM): You turn around and see a woman in a blue kimono with a wooden hood on. Blastoderm195 (11:31:12 PM): She turns around and seems more occupied in what's behind her than you two. Blastoderm195 (11:31:34 PM): She practically stumbles onto you two Battousai876 (11:31:44 PM): "Ahem" Blastoderm195 (11:31:45 PM): Her eyes filled first with fear then with something else. FnJen (11:31:59 PM): *stares at woman* Blastoderm195 (11:32:25 PM): Her gaze goes between the both of you. Despite being out of breath and a soaking mess she stands up straight. She speaks with a farmer's accent Blastoderm195 (11:32:38 PM): "You two don't look like royal guards to me." FnJen (11:33:07 PM): *glares* "Perhaps that means we aren't? Wonder of wonders, what a strange conclusion to reach." Battousai876 (11:33:14 PM): "Can't say I fit the type, miss..." Blastoderm195 (11:33:46 PM): My name is Toshie. She notices your current tired state (and kranky state apparently) FnJen (11:33:58 PM): (Nanami with the ICEBURN) Blastoderm195 (11:34:20 PM): She lowers her voice. "You were with Satsuma weren't you? I apologize, my running away must have caused you all of this trouble in the first place." Blastoderm195 (11:34:26 PM): She takes a long bow, her voice sounds sincere. Blastoderm195 (11:34:44 PM): You can make out her features better in the moon light Battousai876 (11:34:56 PM): "I'm not sure I know what you're-" Battousai876 (11:35:02 PM): (I'm assuming she's really hawt?) Blastoderm195 (11:35:18 PM): Her face gives her Kondo heritage away, long with pronounced features. Wide shoulds and stands tall for a woman. Blastoderm195 (11:35:37 PM): Where the coastal cities prefer petite and soft features, the Kondo beautify more practical and child-bearing assets. Blastoderm195 (11:36:00 PM): Although she still has her courtroom white facepaint on, you imagine she has tanned skin from a life of hard labor. FnJen (11:36:22 PM): *folds arms* Blastoderm195 (11:36:28 PM): "Let me reintroduce myself. My name is Toshie, and I knew Satsuma long before he became Emperor." FnJen (11:37:00 PM): *glares* "I am sure you expect us to welcome you with complete trust and openness. But I am in no such mood for that." FnJen (11:37:08 PM): "Prove to us that you are not a demon nor a spirit." Battousai876 (11:37:23 PM): "Hey kid, the lady's trying to help us out here." Blastoderm195 (11:37:38 PM): "No, it's ok. You are right to be suspect of me." FnJen (11:37:40 PM): "I'm sure you think so." Battousai876 (11:37:44 PM): "I'd gladly take a demon spirit if it means I get a roof over my head." FnJen (11:37:57 PM): "And that is why I am smarter than you." Blastoderm195 (11:38:04 PM): She shows you a seal "My title is, or was royal astrologist here." FnJen (11:38:18 PM): "Easily forged." Blastoderm195 (11:38:30 PM): She smiles Blastoderm195 (11:38:56 PM): The Kondo have a saying that trust is earned in years, not in the market. Blastoderm195 (11:39:35 PM): Believe me when I say I am on your side. I have given up everything here at the capital to join you two. Blastoderm195 (11:39:58 PM): I...read your summons FnJen (11:40:20 PM): "..." Blastoderm195 (11:40:20 PM): "Satsuma has been silent with me as of late. I knew he was up to something." FnJen (11:40:27 PM): "Kazuo. What do you think?" Blastoderm195 (11:40:52 PM): She waits, but can't contain the question "He's told you about his visions?" Battousai876 (11:41:03 PM): "Welcome to the team, Tosh!" Blastoderm195 (11:41:34 PM): "Thank you. " Blastoderm195 (11:41:58 PM): "Satsuma has always been a prodigy. Ever since we were young he has told me of his prophetic visions." Battousai876 (11:42:09 PM): "Yeah, we've got a full stack of quests. It's a pain, er, I mean an honor." FnJen (11:42:25 PM): "Yes, well." Blastoderm195 (11:42:39 PM): "It is kept secret that he grew up in the Dry Basin area. It was and still is a politically unstable area full of revolutionaries. His mother died when he was still young, and my family took him in." Blastoderm195 (11:42:49 PM): She looks at the moon as if it would send her back to the days of yesteryear Blastoderm195 (11:43:02 PM): "I have always looked after him, but he has been...pulled out of my grasp." Blastoderm195 (11:43:20 PM): "I wish to help him in any way I can." Blastoderm195 (11:43:50 PM): "...There are those in the court who are suspicious of my true background, and I cannot be seen with him for fear of rumors between us. I would end my life before causing him dishonor." Blastoderm195 (11:44:07 PM): You can tell she's serious about this. FnJen (11:44:45 PM): "I believe you." Battousai876 (11:44:50 PM): "Not to interrupt, but do you think we could get out of the rain for the rest of the story?" Blastoderm195 (11:45:30 PM): "Sorry, I've gone on for too long. I've been prepared to tell you two this for so long." Blastoderm195 (11:46:19 PM): She comes to a realization while you two try your best to walk. "! Are you injured badly? We can't have you travel in that condition!" FnJen (11:46:21 PM): *thinks* FnJen (11:46:31 PM): "Yes. We have both been injured." Blastoderm195 (11:47:01 PM): "Satsuma wasn't involved with this, right?" Battousai876 (11:47:24 PM): "Eh, it was more a personal matter. The Emperor is fine." Blastoderm195 (11:47:26 PM): (You can tell that she doesn't want any bad news to be connected with His Majesty) FnJen (11:48:01 PM): "Yes, these injuries were a result of...various mistakes." Blastoderm195 (11:48:21 PM): There is a Kondo community in the outskirts of the capital. It's not labelled on the maps but Blastoderm195 (11:48:40 PM): They should keep us for a few days, until your back in travelling condition. Blastoderm195 (11:48:58 PM): I can interpret his visions then. Battousai876 (11:49:25 PM): "Sounds like a plan." Blastoderm195 (11:49:26 PM): She seems to bounce happily. "This is so much more exciting than court life." Battousai876 (11:49:37 PM): "Right..." Battousai876 (11:50:02 PM): *whispers to Nanami* "I give her one week." FnJen (11:50:25 PM): *shakes head* Blastoderm195 (11:50:40 PM): She notices your camraderie. "Do you two know each other?" FnJen (11:50:48 PM): "Yes, regrettably." Battousai876 (11:50:59 PM): "We're best of pals." Blastoderm195 (11:51:17 PM): She smiles. "Then it must be fate that's brought your two souls together! Like moths to the flame!" FnJen (11:51:24 PM): "Yes, we will surely be at each other's weddings and funerals." FnJen (11:51:30 PM): "I will mourn one and celebrate the other." Blastoderm195 (11:51:47 PM): You don't think she caught your joke. Battousai876 (11:51:49 PM): *thinks about it for awhile* Battousai876 (11:51:55 PM): "hilarious." Blastoderm195 (11:52:38 PM): "I never caught your names..." FnJen (11:52:46 PM): "Oh, your brain has finally rubbed two thoughts together to form a coherent sentence. A remarkable day." FnJen (11:53:03 PM): "I am Nanami Sato, of house Sato. You should know of me. He is of no importance." Blastoderm195 (11:53:39 PM): "A noblewoman. You don't have anything against Kondo do you?" Battousai876 (11:54:04 PM): "Kazuo Nakazawa, bodyguard extroadinaire. But you can call me Kaz, miss." FnJen (11:54:15 PM): "I do not. I have never met a Kondo." Blastoderm195 (11:54:19 PM): "Kaz. I like that." Blastoderm195 (11:54:35 PM): "Oh? Well then I'll be your first!" Battousai876 (11:54:39 PM): "Most of the ladies do." ;-) Battousai876 (11:54:48 PM): "Oh, you won't be my first." Battousai876 (11:54:52 PM): ;-) FnJen (11:55:07 PM): "Kazuo was the first failed Ronin I've met. You are making a better impression than he." Blastoderm195 (11:55:46 PM): She's a bit oblivious. "A ronin? Are you ex-military?" Battousai876 (11:56:10 PM): "Something like that." *is badass* Blastoderm195 (11:56:30 PM): "Nanami. Do something for me." Battousai876 (11:56:54 PM): "Ordering the kid around already? I like this one!" Blastoderm195 (11:57:27 PM): She grabs your palm and runs her fingers around your creases FnJen (11:57:31 PM): ... Battousai876 (11:57:41 PM): :-* Blastoderm195 (11:57:47 PM): "As I thought. You're a spell weilder now aren't ya?" FnJen (11:57:52 PM): "I...yes." FnJen (11:58:03 PM): "Perhaps next time...ask, rather than do. I am not fond of being touched." Blastoderm195 (11:58:19 PM): "Oh us Kondo are like that. Better get used to it!" Battousai876 (11:58:21 PM): "I dunno, I thought it was pretty neat." FnJen (11:58:25 PM): *glares* Blastoderm195 (11:58:30 PM): "A noble then. You must be a war wizard!" FnJen (11:58:31 PM): "Yes...I suppose I shall." FnJen (11:58:45 PM): "You are clearly educated. Yes, I am training to be a Shugenji." Blastoderm195 (11:58:52 PM): "What's a ronin doing guarding a shugenji? That's like a lion guarding a tiger." Battousai876 (11:59:20 PM): "feels like we've been de-clawed, most days. like this one." FnJen (11:59:42 PM): "Yes. My father insisted that I have a guard, and he felt that a failed Ronin would do the job better than most." Blastoderm195 (11:59:44 PM): "You're still alive aren't you? Cheer up!" FnJen (11:59:47 PM): "He was...quite mistaken." Tuesday, April 19, 2011 Blastoderm195 (12:00:03 AM): "Everything happens for a reason Nami" FnJen (12:00:07 AM): "Nami." Battousai876 (12:00:09 AM): *stomach growls* FnJen (12:00:11 AM): "..." Battousai876 (12:00:34 AM): "I'm starting to get hungry." Blastoderm195 (12:00:42 AM): Oh I'll be glad to cook you up some traditional Kondo cuisine Battousai876 (12:00:51 AM): "=-O" FnJen (12:00:54 AM): "Yes, your screeching belly hinted as much." Battousai876 (12:01:10 AM): "Hey Nanami, Toshie can cook~" Blastoderm195 (12:01:11 AM): "Down south we know what to make that'll really feel you up." Battousai876 (12:01:17 AM): "Maybe she can teach you one of these days." Battousai876 (12:01:22 AM): "heheheheh" FnJen (12:01:23 AM): *glares* Blastoderm195 (12:01:26 AM): "I'd be honored to" Blastoderm195 (12:01:33 AM): and.... Blastoderm195 (12:01:35 AM): GAME END FnJen (12:01:39 AM): wewt FnJen (12:01:43 AM): I think I did good. Battousai876 (12:01:48 AM): yep FnJen (12:01:51 AM): wit mah spellz Battousai876 (12:02:10 AM): I was dissappointed with that clusterfuck of guards tho Blastoderm195 (12:02:12 AM): Indeed. The combat was a bit much but you survived Battousai876 (12:02:13 AM): that got old Blastoderm195 (12:02:26 AM): You're not supposed to be slaying townguardsmen. Blastoderm195 (12:02:30 AM): WWKD Blastoderm195 (12:02:32 AM): What would kenshin do Battousai876 (12:02:36 AM): O: FnJen (12:02:45 AM): Throw a vial of period blood at them? *shrugs* Battousai876 (12:02:51 AM): I need to trade my sword in for a verus-blade. FnJen (12:03:05 AM): And I need to learn more AoE spells. Blastoderm195 (12:03:30 AM): You will when you level. For sure. Battousai876 (12:03:32 AM): *reverse-blade FnJen (12:03:42 AM): Good! Blastoderm195 (12:03:49 AM): Although I'm going realistic on the healing Blastoderm195 (12:03:57 AM): It will take you time to recover Battousai876 (12:04:08 AM): and sinse SOMEBODY can't heal us FnJen (12:04:16 AM): Okay, you totally told me to take fire. FnJen (12:04:24 AM): I recall you saying 'LOL we don't need a healer'. Blastoderm195 (12:04:32 AM): And the 100 days is like your time limit. If I can remember to keep track of it Battousai876 (12:04:35 AM): :-\ not really. I wanted you to do what you wanted FnJen (12:04:41 AM): But you ENCOURAGED fire. Blastoderm195 (12:04:53 AM): Well it seems to fit your char. concept FnJen (12:04:57 AM): Indeed! Battousai876 (12:05:00 AM): yep Blastoderm195 (12:05:27 AM): It took you two sessions and like 8 hours but you've finally finished the intro Battousai876 (12:05:37 AM): yay FnJen (12:05:40 AM): Oh wow. FnJen (12:05:41 AM): Go us. Battousai876 (12:06:04 AM): but derek, is there any way you can draw out the battle stuff? Battousai876 (12:06:14 AM): like the WEE chatbox has a drawing app FnJen (12:06:15 AM): I'm doing stick figure doodles. Blastoderm195 (12:06:33 AM): Hm, mayhaps. Although I kinda like the vagueness of my words ;-) Blastoderm195 (12:06:43 AM): Makes you picture a badass fight scene in your head Blastoderm195 (12:06:45 AM): At least mine Blastoderm195 (12:06:53 AM): And I usually get caught up in flavor flav FnJen (12:06:55 AM): Tis what I do. Blastoderm195 (12:07:00 AM): I'm glad Blastoderm195 (12:09:00 AM): I'll try to balance out fighting and rp'ing Blastoderm195 (12:09:15 AM): This one was more fighting oriented than I wanted it to be Blastoderm195 (12:10:38 AM): Well night