The minister announced that admission to a church social eventwould be six dollars per person."However, if you're over 65," he said, "the price will be only$5.50."From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice rang out,"Do you really think I'd give you that information for only ﬁftycents ? "Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper.It doesn't permanently solve any problems,but it makes things more acceptable for awhile.I read recipes the same way I read science ﬁction. I get tothe end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.' Two women were walking down a street when they spotted a frog. The frog looked up and said, "I used to be a handsome, wealthystockbroker, but I was turned into a frog. If one of you kisses me,I will be turned back into my original self. And I will be mightygrateful."One of the women stooped down, picked up the frog and placedhim in her purse. The two friends walked on for a while, but theother ﬁnally got curious and said, "Aren't you going to kiss thefrog and turn him back to what he was?""Nah," she replied. "I'd rather have a talking frog."" Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is getting fromone to the other . "