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Windows 2000 Source Code

Windows 2000 Source Code

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For you programmers out there - A humorous version of Windows 2000 source code - From an email I received around 8 years ago.
For you programmers out there - A humorous version of Windows 2000 source code - From an email I received around 8 years ago.

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Published by: Niraj on May 15, 2007
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/* Source Code Windows 2000 */#include "win31.h"#include "win95.h"#include "win98.h"#include "workst~1.h"#include "evenmore.h"#include "oldstuff.h"#include "billrulz.h"#include "monopoly.h"#include "backdoor.h"#define INSTALL = HARDchar make_prog_look_big(16000000);void main(){while(!CRASHED){display_copyright_message();display_bill_rules_message();do_nothing_loop();if (first_time_installation){make_100_megabyte_swapfile();do_nothing_loop();totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();disable_Netscape();disable_RealPlayer();disable_Lotus_Products();hang_system();} //ifwrite_something(anything);display_copyright_message();do_nothing_loop();do_some_stuff();if (still_not_crashed){display_copyright_message();do_nothing_loop();basically_run_windows_31();do_nothing_loop();} // if} //whileif (detect_cache())disable_cache();if (fast_cpu()){set_wait_states(lots);set_mouse(speed,very_slow);set_mouse(action,jumpy);set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);} //if/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");if (system_ok())crash(to_dos_prompt)

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