Application For Side-broad
Side-piece, Badge Bunny, Star Chaser
Please answer the following questions as honestly as you can. By signing this application you agree to only contact the officer via thecell-phone number provided and to meet at pre-arranged locationsand times. The applicant understands that there will be long periods of non-communication from the officer, and agrees to the following:
You will not show up at said officer's home, residence or place of work without informing the officer of your intentions
You understand that this may be a solitary sexual encounter withsaid officer, and does not constitute any type or form of commitment by said officer.
The said officer may not be available on major holidays where primary family commitments may take precedence. These include but are not limited to Christmas, Thanksgiving, Mother's Day and the 4
The officer will take prophylactic precautions during the sexual encounter(s) but you agree to be held responsible for any offspringgenerated during said sexual encounter(s).
The said officer does not guarantee the length of time he will be ableto spend with the applicant during the aforementioned encounters.
The applicant understands that any spontaneous exclamations of love, caring and commitment during the sexual act do not hold theofficer liable to the applicant in any way or form.
First name onlyLess than 30 yoa?
(If no, do not completeapplication.)
Hair Color / Eye Color / ComplexionHeight:Weight
(If over 200lbs see specialinstructions. You may qualify for a drunkenbooty call ONLY.)
Bra size (ie. 36, 40, 44)Cup size (ie. C, D, DD)Have you had breast augmentation?Do you have all of your original teeth?
(If no, your case will be reviewed onaesthetics.)
(If married, please includethe district/precinct in which your spouseworks.)