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Flirt Messages

Flirt Messages

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Published by Amit Kumar

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Published by: Amit Kumar on May 19, 2011
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FLIRT MESSAGES
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like uis Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, PricelessIf you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I willbe always there to INCREASE your tensionsMy eyes miss u,my feels love u,my hands needs u,my mind calls u,my heart just 4 u , my live is u,i will diewithout u, i love u, aisa mery mama mujhay aksar...Some One.. Misses You.. Needs You Worries About Yoy Lonely Without U Guess Who? The MONKEY IN....THE ZOO....Ur Ultimate Ur Logicall Ur lovely Ur Unpredictable In shortcut ur ullu2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy inair opened his parachute saying love never dieswen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top...It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALIBoy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, buttell me more about Rahul.i love u i love u i love u i love u dont get excited i also love v,w,x,y,zIn life when u get troubles, don't get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART maybe in left..... but it always right! and loves uLIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U!HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in yourmind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long...Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams& touch a star & never forget how...Never trust a girl who sashows ys she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it she has beenexperimenting.Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher,teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heartI f u need advice,msg ME IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No. udail not respondind @ da moment..Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave mestrength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS...
 
Today tommorow and forever there will be one heart that beats for u , u know whoes ur ownSTUPID!!!!!You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In factyou're becoming more like me everyday!I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait inline!I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on your mobilescreen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams& touch a star & never forget how...Never trust a girl who sashows ys she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it she has beenexperimenting.Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher,teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heartI f u need advice,msg ME IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No. udail not respondind @ da moment..Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave mestrength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS...
INSULTING MSGS
Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tellthem ur age.Tu hai harjaee, tu apna b yeh toar sahi......too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahiaRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor haiapni kisi friend se baat he karva do meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai wah wah wahJab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms nakerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqtbohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aagpakerta hey.Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aajbhi nahi nahaya.Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely, par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota haii think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gaygay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo
 
3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do. 2. utha ke neechay phainko. 3. sheesha ke saamnekhare ho ker muskurao. Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
SARDAR JOKE
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as iwood be afraid 2 lose u!I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!Love is like the seeds of life, To root is full of pain and strife. But to grow it's like a great Oak tree,Straight and strong for eternity. Love is what I offer you, Steadfast, calm and oh, so true! Love is lifebetween two who shares, A life between two who really cares. Love is ours, if you agree, To spend yourlife with me!IT MUST HAVE BEEN A RAINY DAY WHEN U WERE BORN, BUT IT WASN'T REALLY RAIN, THE SKY WASCRYING BCOZ IT LOST ITS NICE, GENTLE AND GENIROUS ANGLE.....GOD BLESS U.whenever i want to see u,i'll just close my eyes, if god decides to take u away from me then i'll ask godto close my eyes forever...........Wen i was a baby i was afraid to lose my mom,Wen i was a kid i was afraid to lose my toy,nw im older my fear grew bigger n im afraidto lose som1 like u Baby Al..Dun b 2 gud i mite miss u,Dun be 2 caring i mite like u,Dun be 2 sweet..i Mite faLL,its hard 4 me to love u when u wont love me after all..U may meEt ppL beTta deN me,fuNnieR deN mE,moRe loVely deN me,buT thiNg i caN saY to U,i wiLL alwAys be heRe wheN deY aLL leAve u..As i lay 2 rest ma head,i'd say a prayer 2 end e day.N if i die b4 i wake,4give me4 ma sins or wad eva tat hurt u in anyway!COURT ORDER! Ur accused of crawling into my HEART,& hijacking my smiles with your care.Hw duplead? GUILTY! U R sentenced 2 b MY Better Half 4-LIFE-no bail!

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