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Charles Barkley Jonesing for a Golf Lesson

Charles Barkley Jonesing for a Golf Lesson

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Published by Don Sheu
Okay, don't know how long it will last, but starting with Eddie Murphy and continued by Dave Chapelle, white face is funny. I want to see Charles Barkley in white face. Weird to write, but this would be the least racial of any of the white face performances in my recent memory.
Okay, don't know how long it will last, but starting with Eddie Murphy and continued by Dave Chapelle, white face is funny. I want to see Charles Barkley in white face. Weird to write, but this would be the least racial of any of the white face performances in my recent memory.

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Published by: Don Sheu on May 24, 2011
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Charles Barkley Jonesing for a Golf LessonByDon Sheu2010 Don Sheuwynhkdon@sheu.com(602) 885-1288
 
CHARLES BARKLEY IN MONOPOLY FAT CAT DISGUISECLOSE UP: ON WANTED POSTER, SHOWING ILLUSTRATION OF CHARLESBARKLEY, CAPTION SAYS NO GOLF LESSONS, YOU CAN’T HELP THISMANZOOM OUT SHOW CHECK-IN COUNTER WITH GOLF PRO AND CLERKCUT TO ENTRANCEWIDE:Doors of facility, doors open in walks Charles Barkley indisguiseTRACKING SHOT FOLLOWS CHARLES BARKLEY WALKING TO COUNTERCLOSE UP:Golf pro and clerk watch Charles Barkley approach deskCHARLES BARKLEYHi, I need a golf lesson. Are thereany openings?CLERKOur pro, John had a cancellation,are you ready now?GOLF PROAlright buddy, why don’t you setupin bay number 5, I’ll meet youthere.CUT TO BAY 5MEDIUM CLOSE UP:Golf pro approaches Charles BarkleyGOLF PROSo, you always wear a tuxedo?CHARLES BARKLEYFor my size, it’s hard to find goodfitting clothes, I like tailoredclothes, I like how I look in atuxedo. Ladies like it.GOLF PROYou look familiar, we met before?(CONTINUED)
 
CONTINUED: 2.CHARLES BARKLEYNo, I just moved to Arizona fromTexas, you been to Texas?GOLF PROOkay show me what you got, take aswingCharles Barkley takes his swing with the big hitch.GOLF PROWait a minute bub.Golf pro takes top hat off of Charles Barkley’s head,takes-off Charles Barkley’s monocle.GOLF PROReally Charles? Where’s yourdignity? You were the 1993 NBA MVP!CHARLES BARKLEYWhy do you think I’m wearing atuxedo and monocle!CHARLES BARKLEY IN GRANDMA DISQUISEWIDE:Charles Barkley in old lady drag approaches golf proMEDIUM CLOSE UP:Charles Barkley facing golf proGOLF PROReally, I already heard you were byto see John. Let me take a picture,I gotta send Larry Johnson this.CHARLES BARKLEYI’m just an old lady wanting toplay some golf young man.GOLF PROIn golf, you’re no role model. IfHaney and Tiger can’t help you,time to try a new sport. You triedtennis?CHARLES BARKLEYI think you’re confusing me withsomebody else.(CONTINUED)

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