Week 6 – 6/7/2011
Dancing and Fighting
Does anyone out there remember when this league was peaceful?... If youanswered
than you are either a fucking liar or thinking of the anticlimacticfoam ball follies of the ROC league. Come on people – DAD Dodgeball is the war-mongering republican prick of the obscure sports world. There is reason game isdesigned for children – because they are made of rubber! 75% of the refs areformer players who can stil taste the bitter sting of debilitating injury fromdodgeball's poisonous kiss.That being said - just because we areall pain seeking competition junkies doesn'tmean we can't all get along! If you rubber balling testosterone monkies don't seewhat I'm referring to, than you are thick, meatheaded dolts and deserve to be drawnand quartered. My point can be summed up with a quote from classic Americancinema: “There's no fighting in the warroom!” After watching last Sunday'scartoon-like scene of a dog, chasing a cat, chasing a mouse (in our case it was tenBaylors, chasing six mediators, who were chasing one Great Ball on Fire) I amcompelled to remind everyone that that shit will not be tolerated. In fact, thedirectors have decided that the next person to take the violence off the court will be banned from the league and promptly water boarded.