MARCH 2011

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Known as the Lipstick Killer, Heirens is currently incarcerated at the Dixon Correctional Center in Dixon, Illinois, but has since recanted his confession. He is 82 years old. Before him, Paul Geidel was the longest-serving American prison inmate, released after over 64 years of incarceration for second-degree murder. He was released May 7, 1980, at the age of 86. Richard Honeck runs a close second, imprisoned at 22 in 1899, and not released until the 20th of December, 1963, having spent 23,418 days in jail. Cumulatively, thats 193 years behind bars. Most of us would agree that serving most of your life in prison is a terrible waste. A terrible, if deserved, consequence to terrible actions. But the inmates most tortuous bars, next to the iron ones, are those of seconds and minutes the cage of time. All the time in the world, no way to rewind it to undo past deeds, no way to fast-forward it to freedom; all thats left is to pass it tic after terrible toc. But even if youre not doing time, you are probably times prisoner in some way. In college, my time passed in relation to the next holiday two weeks til Spring Break! When pregnant, I marked time in weeks accomplished against my due date. And this year, 2011, can be best understood by how many months past his third birthday Drew has NOT been potty trained. Time never feels neutral. Doesnt it always feel like youre either waiting for something important or nostalgic for something long gone? Time is either a high-strung nag or loud-mouthed mourner.
William George Heirens is reputedly the worlds longest-serving, stillliving prisoner, incarcerated in 1946 after confessing to three brutal murders.

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David and Job did their fair share in times holding cell: David: How long, LORD? Will you forget me forever? How long will you hide your face from me? How long must I wrestle with my thoughts and day after day have sorrow in my heart? How long will my enemy triumph over me? (Psalm 13: 1-2) Job: How I long for the months gone by, for the days when God watched over me, when his lamp shone on my head and by his light I walked through darkness! (Job 29:2)

Even Jesus lamented in Mark 9:19, You unbelieving generation, how long shall I stay with you? How long shall I put up with you? The common human sentiment seems to be How long? or How I long for the good old days! Albert Einstein once remarked that the only reason for time is so that everything doesnt happen all at once. Thats great for happy things weddings, friendships, queso but bad for seasons of life that are tragic, or worse, tediously boring or directionless. How long, O Lord? How I long for better days! The good news is that a day is coming when time wont hold the keys. We will be with Timeless God, who said of himself, I am the Alpha and the Omega, who is, and who was, and who is to come (Rev. 1:8). Once were with him, Right Now will be our dwelling, and my guess is there wont be aluminum toilets, visits from behind the plexiglass or unflattering orange pajamas in the vast expanse of Right Now. The American short-story writer/poet/essayist Henry Van Dyke sums it up best: Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. Waiting for wait-less-ness with you,

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Walk In Her Shoes

On Sunday, January 30, 50 IBC men put on pumps and stilettos and marched down MacArthur Blvd. to raise awareness of the uncomfortable reality of sex trafficking in our community. After a rally speech given by Katie Pedigo, Executive Director of New Friends, New Life (IBC partner committed to helping women leave the sex industry), the men began marching, signs in-hand, flanked by cheering supporters.

THIS JUST IN

New Testament Completed in Kutch

On Sunday, February 20, a group of IBCers traveled to Kutch, India to celebrate the dedication of the newly translated New Testament in the Kutchi language. After 10 years of hard work by key dynamic Kutchi leaders, the Scriptures are now available to one of the 2,500 worldwide people groups that previously had no Scripture in their native language.

Lent at IBC
What is Lent?

he word Lent comes from a German word for springtime. The 40 days of Lent in the Christian calendar recall the 40 days of Jesus temptation in the wilderness. Since the fourth century A.D., the Church has observed Lent as a time of spring cleaning for the soul. During this season, we imitate Jesus withdrawal into the wilderness for 40 days. We focus on Christs battle with Satan that he waged in order to win our salvation. And we think about our temptations and sins and repent. Lent is a time to evaluate ourselves in light of Gods Word, to abandon sin, and to receive Gods forgiveness and strength. Lent has been called the season of Bright Sadness because it is a time of both celebration and mourning.

IBC Lent Traditions

1. The Celebration of Shrove Tuesday See Ryan Sanders article, page 6. 2. The Observation of Ash Wednesday Ash Wednesday is the first day of Lent. On Ash Wednesday, ashes (made from burning palm branches blessed the previous year on Palm Sunday) are mixed with water and imposed on the forehead with the sign of the cross. The ashes serve a dual purpose. They remind us of our mortality and they are a biblical symbol of repentance, sorrow, and humility. For more information about IBCs celebration of Ash Wednesday, see page 16. 3. The Discipline of Fasting After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. (Matthew 4:2) Jesus fasted in the desert as a voluntary act of identification with the people of God in their wilderness deprivations. Jesus was saying, I have been sent to lead the people of God out of the Egypt of sin into the promised land of salvation. To do this I must be one of them. Therefore I will take on the testing that they experienced. I will allow my heart to be probed with fasting to show where my allegiance is. Fasting is a temporary, voluntary experience of deprivation that reveals the heart: More than any other single Discipline, fasting reveals the things that control us. . . We cover up what is inside us with food and other good things, but in fasting these things surface. If pride controls us, it will be revealed almost immediately. David said, I humbled my soul with fasting (Ps. 69:10). Anger, bitterness, jealousy, strife, fear if they are within us, they will surface during fasting (Richard Foster). The fast is usually expressed in giving up something for Lent that we value: a favorite food, activity, or even sleep. Every time you get an appetite for those items, you will be reminded of the reason for your fast. 4. The Stones Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempter came to him and said, If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread. Jesus answered, It is written: Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God. (Matthew 4:1-4)

Biblical Foundation

Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. (Matthew 4:1) Every time Jesus responds to the three temptations of the devil in the wilderness, he quotes from Deuteronomy. Man shall not live by bread alone but on every word that proceeds out of the mouth of God (Deuteronomy 8:3); You shall not tempt the Lord your God (Deuteronomy 6:16); and You shall worship the Lord your God and him only shall you serve (Deuteronomy 6:13). Moses is speaking to Israel about their time of testing in the wilderness. Look at Deuteronomy 8:2-3 and mark the parallels between Israel in the wilderness and Jesus in the wilderness: You shall remember all the ways which the Lord your God has led you in the wilderness [as Jesus was led by the Spirit in the wilderness] these forty years [as Jesus was there forty days], that He might humble you, testing you [as Jesus was tested], to know what was in your heart, whether you would keep His commandments or not. And He humbled you and let you be hungry [as Jesus was made hungry by his fasting], and fed you with manna which you did not know, nor did your fathers know, that He might make you understand that man does not live by bread alone, but man lives by everything that proceeds out of the mouth of the Lord. (Deuteronomy 8:2-3) God obviously intends a parallel between Jesus and the people of Israel in the wilderness. Jesus endured His wilderness experience to contrast that of Israel and to show us how to negotiate ours. How can we keep our eyes on the prize, avoid moral failures, and honor Christ with the fruit of obedient lives? By following in the footsteps of The Master. Lent is the Churchs annual wilderness experience with Christ. He went to the desert, and so should we.

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Should he have so desired, the same Jesus who later commanded water to become wine could most certainly have satiated his hunger by telling those stones to become bread. But instead, he trusted his heavenly Father with his needs and let the stones remain stones. From that moment forward, those stones served as symbols of Jesus willingness to subjugate his desire to Gods will and to sacrifice his comfort for Gods glory, even to the point of enduring a cross to redeem Gods people. During Lent at IBC, we provide small stones for people to carry in their purse or pocket as a reminder to identify with Jesus in his willing submission to Gods will, letting the stones remain stones and trusting the Heavenly Father in significant new ways. 5. Significance of 40 The 40 days of Lent end on Holy Thursday (April 21 in 2011). The number 40 is very familiar in the Bible. In the story of Noah and the flood, it rains 40 days and 40 nights (Gen. 7:4,12,17; 8:6). After the sealing of the covenant at Mt. Sinai, Moses is with God for 40 days and 40 nights (Ex. 24:18). In Numbers 13, the Israelites distrust Yahwehs promise to give them the land. As punishment, the people wander for 40 years. When Elijah is being pursued by Queen Jezebel, he travels 40 days and nights until he comes to Horeb (Sinai), 1 Kings 19:8. And Jesus is tempted in the desert for 40 days and nights, and his ascension to heaven occurs 40 days after the Resurrection (Acts 1:3). I think the biblical significance of the number 40 is that it denotes a time of grace during which God is preparing to do something stupendous. After the flood, a new creation begins. After Moses converses with God, the covenant is renewed. After Israels wandering in the wilderness, they enter the Promised Land. After Elijahs journey, God strengthens him to resume his prophetic ministry. After Jesus temptation, he begins his public ministry. And after his death and resurrection, he ascends into heavens glory. Do you need that kind of renewal and hope? Then come to the desert. Do Lent with IBC this year! Pastor Andy often uses the Pavlov Dog motivational method for difficult writing assignments: write a paragraph, get some Reeses Pieces. Repeat. (Theyre all laid out in advance on his desk.)

As we move together through the 40 days of Lent, our teaching team will be examining the following scripture during Sunday Worship: March 13 Matthew 4:111 Jesus Is Tested in the Wilderness March 20 John 3:117 Jesus Teaches Nicodemus March 27 John 4:542 The Woman at the Well April 3 John 9:141 Jesus Heals a Man Born Blind April 10 John 11:145 The Death of Lazarus April 17 Matthew 26:1427:66 Judas Agrees to Betray Jesus/The Last Supper

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SHROVE IT!

A LESSON IN GRAMMAR, HISTORY AND PANCAKES

A quick lesson in Middle English: Shrove is the past tense of shrive which means to obtain absolution for ones sins by penance. At IBC, we strive not to shrive. We have avoided the practice of earning absolution by penance or purchase for two main reasons:

1. Its unbiblical and sinful 2. It gets tricky reporting eternal salvation on a tax return
But while shriving has gone away, shrove is here to stay. IBC has adopted the old observance of Shrove Tuesday because, unlike shriving, it represents two things that we very much believe in:

1. Friends 2. Food
Shrove Tuesday (known to our Cajun brethren as Fat Tuesday) is the day before Ash Wednesday, which begins the season of Lent. As early as 1000 A.D., Christians gathered on Shrove Tuesday to encourage one another and to eat perishables. Since the most common Lenten fasts were from foods like milk, butter, eggs and meat, and since those things wouldnt keep until Easter, those soiree-seeking ancestors of ours saw Shrove Tuesday as an excuse to party and make pancakes. After all, what do you get when you mix milk, butter, and eggs? Pancakes! In England, the day is still known as Pancake Day. Many in the IBC family have found the Shrove Tuesday feast to be a rich and enjoyable time with friends and family. Will you join in? Consider a Shrove Tuesday party of your own this year on Tuesday, March 8. Invite some people over. Cook up some pancakes, perishables or pineapple. Or visit www.ibclent.com and download a PDF with other ideas and instructions for hosting your own Shrove Tuesday celebration. But whatever you do, please, no shriving. Like the good book says in 2 Hesitations: Cease shriving and know that pancakes are good. Ryan Sanders has spoken with the tongues of angels and held the hand of the devil.

Steps to a Slammin Shrove Tuesday

1. Decide what to feast on: Pancakes are the traditional fare, but not required. You might try your hand at Crepe Tuesday, Sausage Tuesday, or Filet Mignon Tuesday. Note: if you choose the latter, please remember to invite Chatter staff. 2. Go shopping: You could just use up your perishable foods but theres a good chance that means youll be feeding guests two cups of milk and the nub of a lettuce head. Better check. 3. Invite friends: Like your small group, or some folks you volunteer with, orthat family youve been meaning to get together with, but never found the time. Call them. Dont Evite them. 4. Pray: Thank God for the food and friends, and ask him to use the sacrifices of Lent to draw you closer to him. 5. Feast: Heartily.

Ideas to Make Your Shrove Tuesday Even More Slamminer

1. Include non-IBCers or non-churched friends. What better way to introduce someone to the faith than in your home over a steaming stack of flapjacks? 2. Read Ps. 100. Tell your friends how God has shown himself good and faithful to you recently. 3. Discuss your plans for Lent and ask your friends to encourage you and hold you accountable in your fast. 4. Consider using your party to bless someone else. Invite everyone to bring food (possibly a food from which they plan to fast) for donating to a local food bank. 5. Use the prayer below with your group on Shrove Tuesday and throughout Lent: My dear Savior who is Love, fill me with Your love that embraces and does not hold back, that accepts and does not condemn, that forgives and does not retaliate, that stretches out and does not stagnate. Make this Lent a positive time, a growing time but also a reflective time to see myself as You see me. It is only when my soul is stripped and naked that I can begin once again. Help me to shed all my wrappings this Lent so that I may stand before You as You know me. Amen.

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Maria Shrivers last name does not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the Governators wife.

IHOP: Inordinate Heaps of Pancakes

Fiji

Pastors in Paradise: Fiji College of Theology and Evangelism

Typically when people think of the Fiji islands, they picture an exotic vacation scene for honey-mooners, a place to enjoy the best of Gods creation. However, you seldom hear of the islands beautiful people and the

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need for ministry. But did you know: Fiji isnt just one island the country is comprised of about 300 islands that are large enough to be inhabited. Did you also know in the midst of one of the greatest tourist countries, 45% of its people live in poverty? Because of Fijis multi-racial and multi-cultural history, there is an amalgamation of major world religions. One finds Hindus, Muslims, Christians and Buddhists living in peace and harmony in Fiji. However Christianity is the most dominant religion at 80%. (The governments religious policy is open to all religions.) It is in the middle of the beauty, poverty, and cultural/religious diversity that you find IBCs ministry partner Narayan Nair, the founder of Fiji Bible College. In the mid 60s, after hearing Gods call to ministry, Narayan Nair, his wife and two young children, traveled to Australia so he could attend AFCIs (Ambassadors for Christ International) Illawarra Bible College. Narayan, who converted from Hinduism to Christianity, had a longtime dream to establish a similar college in his homeland of Fiji. This dream was conceived from a heartfelt desire to train and equip others to spread the gospel throughout the thousands of South Pacific islands. His dream came true in 1974 when The Fiji College of Theology and Evangelism (FCTE) opened. This fully accredited seminary has grown steadily each year. Through the years, IBC has supported FCTE financially as well as by sending IBCers like Buist Fanning (professor at Dallas Theological Seminary) to teach classes. With the focus on teaching and equipping saints to spread the gospel throughout the South Pacific, Narayan implemented two strategies to complement the schools accredited Undergraduate Degree program: A graduate program that offers students with a Bachelor degree the opportunity for higher education without leaving the region. Correspondence courses and off-campus programs which provide flexibility to students unable to live away from home during their studies. Other programs specifically designed to ensure the gospels flow to the farthest corners of the region have also been hugely successful: Pastor training seminars and Deeper Life Conferences developed to provide support, encouragement, and continuing education to pastors and lay leaders. Mass evangelistic events conducted by AFCI and in partnership with other groups like The Billy Graham Association. A literature department supporting the efforts of each evangelist as they work in their specific ministries by providing, among other things, translation of Christian media into the many native languages of this region. A library funded by supporters of AFCI (the most recent addition to FCTE).

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Today, Narayans original dream has provided training for more than 10,000 men and women. The outflow of FCTE students and their commitment to spread the gospel in their homelands continues to impact large portions of this region. In addition to his efforts with FCTE, Naryan Nair, AFCIs National Director of AFCI-South Pacific, also leads a large team of dedicated Nationals in Ministry throughout this region. Many of these are former students who share his vision to change the South Pacific for Christ. In Acts 1:8, Jesus told the disciples you will be my witnessesto the ends of the world. Many of us cant even dream of going to the ends of the world, but God in his grace is able to draw people from anywhere to make his name known. For more info about FCTE, visit afcfiji.com or contact admin@afcfiji.com. Dieula Previlon never learned the American Double Dutch. Single rope please.

Get Involved
If you are interested in joining a ministry team devoted to planning trips and communicating and meeting the needs of Fiji College of Theology and Evangelism, contact Dieula Previlon at dprevilon@irvingbible.org.

Fijis reputation inspired the nickname Cannibal Isles among European sailors in the 19th century.

The British granted Fiji independence in 1970.

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Two Friends, One Mission

Its not just their problem. Its ours too. If you think human trafficking is something that happens only in third-world countries, think again. Its estimated that between 100,000 to 300,000 children are at risk in the U.S. for sex trafficking each year. To bring it a little closer to home, a recent study conducted by the Schapiro Group1 found that the North Texas area accounts for 35% of this statewide crime, and the FBI recently named Dallas and Houston as two of 14 cities in the nation with the highest incidence of the sexual exploitation of children. The National Human Trafficking Hotline receives more calls from Texas than any other state with 15% of those calls coming from the DFW area.

It is statistics like these that caught the eye of IBCers Kim Jones and Heather Crane. Although each of these women followed a different path, their shared outrage and compassion is helping to bring a dark issue to light. Attending a golf tournament is typically not a life-changing event, but for Heather Crane it was. While on the PGA tour with her pro-golfer husband Ben, Heather heard Lamont Hiebert (Co-Founder and Director of U.S. Prevention for Love146) speak about a recent trip he had taken to Southeast Asia. Lamont talked about human trafficking Heather Crane and Family and the toll it was taking on young children. At the time, Heather admits she didnt even know what trafficking was and had never heard someone speak about it. While listening to Lamont, something stirred in Heather and her heart went out to the plight of the victims of this crime. She knew she wanted to get involved and doors started opening. Lamont approached Heather about being on the board of directors for Love 146 and shortly thereafter asked her to go on a trip to Asia to experience first-hand the devastating effects of trafficking. Heather explained what an emotional journey that trip was; life-changing is the word she used to describe it. Upon returning home, Heather was fully committed to the program and knew this was something she had to do. She enlisted the help of her husband and they started planning their first charity golf tournament to raise funds for Love 146. This would be the first of many tournaments; over the past six years the golf tournaments have raised $1.8 million. Heather explained her dedication to this cause, One of my favorite quotes comes from Gary Haugen who started International Justice Mission, It is not where is God, it is where are Gods people? My husband and I feel that calling to respond to Proverbs 31:8 speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves. We desire to use our voices and platform to be a voice for those caught in this horrific injustice, and we desire great change to take place as a result of the awareness that is being raised. But Heather wasnt the only one committed to this cause; it was in August of 2010 that Heather found someone else who shared her passion Kim Jones.

Kim first became aware of the issue of human trafficking about five years ago, and like Heather, it was an unexpected event that led to her interest. Kim was watching a television show that featured an interview with Ashley Judd and Madeline Albright. They were talking about human trafficking. As with Heather, Kim was outraged and sadKim Jones and Family dened by the statistics and something stirred in her heart. It was something she could not let go and she began doing some investigation. After hearing from a friend about the work Love 146 was doing not only in Asia but here in the U.S., Kim went to the Love 146 website to learn more. When she came across the Board of Directors page, she noticed a familiar face a photo and bio of Heather. She couldnt believe it and thought to herself, hey, I know her. Kim recalls telling her husband that she had to call Heather immediately. Coincidentally, Heather had just returned from her second trip to Cambodia when Kim reached out to her. Of course, as Kim looks back on the phone call, she realizes that this was no coincidence at all but a nudging from the Holy Spirit, and once Kim made that phone call, God began putting all the pieces in place. Shortly after their phone call, Heather and Kim agreed to get together for dinner to talk. They enlisted the help of photographer Trey Hill and began brainstorming about how they could bring this dark issue to light. The more they learned about the issue, the more they realized this was something that was happening closer to home and was a problem that lacked awareness. As they talked, they found some alarming statistics about the increase of trafficking around major sporting events, in particular the Super Bowl. And since Dallas was hosting the Super Bowl, they figured this would be a perfect time to educate people and raise awareness. IBC had already been raising awareness about human trafficking for some time, but Kim and Heather knew more could be done. With little time to prepare, they quickly put together a plan of action for the week leading up to the Super Bowl. Both Kim and Heather agreed that knowledge is key and the first priority they had was to educate people about the issue. As Kim explained, We needed to create an opportunity for education and for people to become proactive. You need to give people a reason to care. When you hear statistics like two children are sold every minute, it really makes you take notice. In a few short months, they were able to pull together a team and start planning. Along with the help of Love 146, the Its Not My Fault campaign was born. Kicking off Super Bowl week, an awareness event was held at IBC where over 400 people attended to hear Lamont Hiebert talk about human trafficking and the goals and mission of Love 146. A former victim of trafficking also told her story of despair-turned-to-hope thanks to the efforts of New Friends, New Life (a partner of IBC).

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Using billboards, video PSAs, social media and Street Teams (who worked during the week passing out information throughout Dallas and Fort Worth on the issue of human trafficking), the word was getting out. The men of IBC lent their support as well when about 50 men put on womens pumps and stilettos and marched down MacArthur Blvd. to raise awareness of the uncomfortable reality of sex trafficking in our community (see page 3). The Walk in Her Shoes rally was another way to bring attention to this important issue. The Anti-Pimp My Ride vehicles sporting awareness magnets were slated to drive around downtown Dallas, but because of bad weather the event was rescheduled for April 9 to coincide with NASCAR. The goal is to reach as many people as possible. We need more people of goodwill on our side to tip the balance against those with ill will who aim to exploit women and children, said Kim. But this was just the beginning. While the main objective for the nearterm is awareness and education, the long-range goals include support and recovery centers for victims of trafficking. According to Kim and Heather, one of the best ways to get involved is to educate ourselves about this issue and share that information with someone else. Awareness is the first step, explained Heather. We need to arm our families and our friends with information. Human trafficking is a dark issue, Kim added. Its not something people want to hear about. But if people would just learn one statistic, one piece of information and share it, then the word will spread, and with awareness comes action. The other major focus for the future is prevention. Plans are underway to work with the school districts, the foster care system and other organizations to educate young people about the dangers of trafficking. Since the average age for American girls who are first prostituted is 13, it is critical that we get to these girls first, said Kim. They need to feel valued and loved. As Kim explained, The sky is the limit; while our vision might be focused on education and awareness for now, we dont know what Gods plans are Gods vision is huge. One person can make a difference, or in this case, two. Two women brought together from a shared passion are bringing a light in the darkness. Peggy Norton is looking forward to spring after one of the strangest Dallas winters since she moved here in 1981.
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ABOVE As part of the Love 146 initiative, street teams conducted manon-the-street interviews with Super Bowl fans about their knowledge of human trafficking. BELOW Volunteers sport Anti-Pimp My Ride car decals for a caravan through downtown Dallas (event postponed to April).

2010, Adolescent Girls in the Texas Sex Trade, The Schapiro Group

Patrick was probably born in 387 A.D. and quite possibly died on March 17, 493 A.D. Of Briton-Roman descent, St. Patrick was carried off to Ireland at the age of 16 and sold as a slave to the Druidic chieftain Milchu. Serving as a shepherd for Milchu for about six years, the young Patrick came to rely on his faith in God for survival, writing that on any given day he would pray from one up to a hundred prayers, and in the night a like number. Claiming that the voice of God instructed him to flee his master, Patrick escaped to freedom and home by traversing 200 miles of unfamiliar territory to reach a port city. Patrick soon entered the church, eventually returning to Ireland to both minister to the Christian enclaves there, and to convert the pagan clans that populated the countryside. He eventually won the hearts and trust of two important chieftains, and he thus defeated paganism in Ireland. While legend holds that St. Patrick drove snakes from the country, most historians believe that snakes had not even inhabited Ireland since long before Patricks arrival on the scene. Also, the assertion that he prophesied the making of a picture of moveable parts detailing the horrific deeds of a rogue leprechaun and starring a tartlet known as Ginifer Ahnuston is believed to have been made up out of holey cloth by the author of this piece. Today, St. Patricks Day is celebrated around the world with parades and green-tinted libations no true Irishman would dare let slip past his lips. Jason Fox has the pasty pallor of an Irishman, but prefers shivs to shillelaghs.
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The Irish Society of Boston organized the first recorded Saint Patricks Day Parade on March 18, 1737.

St. Patrick: Snake Charmer, Clover Fighter

In preparation for the green pancakes and hooligan dodging that ensue every March 17, Chatter sat down with St. Patrick himself to discuss his eponymous holiday, the truth about leprechauns and why clover is his least favorite herbal remedy.

The Interview

Chatter Thanks for taking the time to speak with us, umhow exactly should we address you? St. Patrick Patrick is fine. I know some blokes go by Patty or Paddy, but I think it makes em sound like an after-dinner mint.

pots of gold for the local orphanages. They finally gave up, moved to Hollywood and started Scientology. Chat Youre not implying SP That a certain Top Gun pilot is neck-deep in purple horseshoes? Aye. Chat Moving on. As a teenager, you were sold into Druidic slavery. What did that experience teach you? SP A perfect reliance on God as both spiritual and temporal savior. And that complaining about your lack of an Xbox 360 is grounds for receiving the blunt end of my shillelagh. Chat What other advice can you give todays young people? SP Stay focused on what really matters. God, family, truth and the eradication of all things Bieber. Chat Its said that the voice of God told you to flee your captors. SP Thats only partially true. It was actually a text message from the Holy Spirit. Chat Youre kidding. SP Of course Im kidding! I couldnt afford a text plan on slave wages. Please. Chat And then you traveled over 200 miles over unfamiliar countryside to find a boat that would take you back to freedom? How did you pull that off? SP My Tom Tom guided me. Chat Again with the tech jokes. SP No, I had a West Highland White Terrier named Tom Tom. Chat Arent Westies Scottish? SP Scottish, Irish, who can tell the difference? Chat Were going to get some letters on that one. Anyway, can you shed some light as to why your prayer is also referred to as St. Patricks Breast-Plate? SP What can I say? I love me some chicken.

Chat Okay then. So, Patrick, how does it feel to have your own holiday? SP Its been a mixed blessing, to be perfectly honest. Im honored, to be sure. And the preferred seating at Dennys is nothing to sneeze at. But since its not a federal holiday, I still have to work. Chat Really? We thought youd be retired by now. SP Heavens, no. 1,634 is the new 40. Besides, the Lords work is never done. At least not until he says it is. Oh dear, I hope I didnt miss the Rapture. Twould be most disappointing. Chat In Ireland, St. Patricks Day is a day of holy observation. Yet, in America, its a day of SP Unholy imbibition? Chat Exactly. Does that trouble you? SP It used to, it used to. But I cant get the dagnub kids to stay off of my lawn, let alone off the sauce. All I ask for these days is that people drink responsibly. As in, stop with the green Natty Light already. Also, theres no such thing as a plastic pint glass. Chat Legend has it you drove the snakes from Ireland. SP Thats all true. Assuming you define snakes as long-haired Druid clover tokers. If I could, Id give up using my name for the holiday and change it to Pagan Smackdown Day. Chat Interesting. I also read in your bio that you used three-leaf clovers to teach pagans about the Holy Trinity. SP I did indeed. Many were converted with the help of such a small thing. A bit like the Irish version of the mustard seed, if you please. Of course, that all came to a swift end once those accursed leprechauns taught the chieftains the medicinal uses of the fourleaf varieties. Chat How did you cope with that setback? SP Prayer. Also, I spent a good chunk of the Middle Ages chasing double rainbows all the way to the end and taking the little trolls

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St. Patrick always wanted to dance like Patrick Swayze.

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How to make your Wheres Chatter? picture even more CHATTERIFIC!

Sure. The Statue of Liberty is a great place to take Chatter. After all, its a tourist destination (see #1). But how can you give it an edge, that certain something more? Like this.

HIGH DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY

EXAMPLE 1

A normal picture. Lady Liberty in the background, IBCer in front holding Chatter.

If youre a trick rider at the rodeo, a tightrope walker, or an astronaut (seen here), you might achieve fame as a Wheres Chatter? alum.

TERRUPTING AN PORTANT EVENT

EXAMPLE 2

Chatter does a great impression of Ladys inscribed tablet. But wait, whats that? A foam headdress? Bottle-as-torch? You just got published.

Make Chatter your up.

Just remember, a little personality goes a long way for a great Wheres Chatter? picture. (Even if youve already gone a long way to begin with.)

26 years old, he led the Montgomery Bus Boycott, and at 34 he marched on Washington to tell the world he had a dream. At 21, he was elected to Parliament while still a university student, and at 28 he launched the parliamentary campaign to abolish the slave trade. At 21, she wrote her Princeton thesis proposing a teaching corps of exemplary college graduates, and today Teach For America is one of the nations largest providers of teachers in low-income communities. At 20, he created a website connecting himself and his college peers, and in 2010 Facebook exceeded 500 million users. Since ancient times, young adults like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., William Wilberforce, Wendy Kopp, and Mark Zuckerberg have led nations, spearheaded major movements, defined their times. Maybe thats why Paul told Timothy, Dont let anyone look down on you because youre young. I love this phase of life, the thrill and travail, the possibility and peril. And I love the generation in it now. We are in our 20s and early 30s. We work dream jobs, pay-the-bills jobs, downright horrible jobs; thats if we have a job 35% of us dont. We wrangle in relationships, placing a high value on successful marriages and good parenting, even while 75% of us remain single. We are rooted in family and friends. We value our elders more than the previous generation and plant ourselves in community. We are on track to becoming the most educated generation in history. (And with competition as it is, we think we ought to be.) We ask hard questions about generational prejudices, faith practices, and whats really important in life. We are marked by self-expression, digital connection, and political progression. More than fame, fortune, and owning our own home, we want to make a difference with our lives.* As William Pitt told Wilberforce in the movie Amazing Grace, We are too young to realize certain things are impossible so we are doing them anyway. We are defining our times.
Wendy Kopp, Teach For America founder

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to top-tier business schools to gain training for shaping the world through the non-profit industry. With the help of a few IBC mentors, Scott has gained wisdom and exposure to the industry and will now enter it with greater clarity. I think of Shannon who invests her days teaching 3-5 year-old special-needs kids, while her time volunteering with the IBC Sonshine Pals reminds her of the value in what shes doing. I think of Paul and Christine who moved to Austin to be gospel-carriers to the inner city, and of Crystal who moved to the Philippines to run a house for women leaving the sex industry. They are world-changers in common clothes. They define their times. Young Adults are current and future employers, scientists, lawyers, civic leaders, and the soon-to-be elders of our church. Its hard to say what our final contributions will be, but here and now we help shape the way people think and live, and we need some shaping ourselves. If you asked Bert and Lisa Elliott (who mentor young married couples at IBC), theyd say theyve An individual has received just as much from young not started living adults as theyve given to them. until he can rise above But if you ask young adults, wed the narrow confines say wed be lost without people of his individualistic like Bert and Lisa. Thats what I concerns to the broader love about the body of Christ: its concerns of all humanity. family, different generations conMartin Luther King Jr. verging to become one sharpening, encouraging, building each other up to show Jesus to the world. Who knows what the days ahead hold or what our legacy will be. But Im glad well write it together. May we be like David: may we serve Gods purpose in our generation before we fall asleep. May we be a people who define our time. Betsy Nichols is the pastor to Young Adults and has a hate-hate relationship with snowboards.
* Sources: Millennials, A Portrait of Generation Next, February 2010; The Mosaic Generation: The Future of Christianity? Who are they and how will they change the future?, Wayne Oppel, Leadership Advance Online, Issue VII. (No punctuation was hurt in the crafting of this footnote.)

My very greatest asset was that I simply did not understand what was impossible.

Inside IBC, were privileged to witness this generation as it moves forward. Were cheering them on as they commit to marriage, have their first child, take their CFA, CPA, or finish graduate school. Were encouraging them as they move to the inner city or off to other countries in hopes of changing the world. I think of Scott, who youll see nearly every Sunday ushering at the 10:45 a.m. service, leading a table group with his wife Stephanie, or hanging with young adults at The Gathering. Happily employed at AT&T, Scott recently applied

Young Adult (at IBC) defined:

A man or woman in their 20s or 30s, married or single, without children.

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Ash Wednesday
Wednesday, March 9 Ash Wednesday is the first day of the Lenten season, falling this year on March 9. IBC will hold its Ash Wednesday service in the main worship center at 6:30 p.m. This will be a simple and shortened service with music, scripture reading and prayer. Its a time for us as a community to prepare our hearts for the season of Lent. The latter half of the service is designed for you (individually or with your family) to have space to pray and contemplate the meaning of Lent. The worship center will be open for you to come to the altar, find a quiet corner, or choose to interact with one or more of the creative stations available related to the themes of sin, repentance and forgiveness, including the ancient tradition of the ashes. KidZone is available for children preschool and younger by registering at least 48 hours in advance at kidzone.irvingbible.org.

Financial Coaching Workshops

Join the IBC Financial Coaching Team for fun-filled financial freedom festivities! We will be hosting four interactive workshops with lots of practical ideas to help you make simple changes to your money routine. When: March 19, 9 a.m. 12:15 p.m. Where: IBC (West A & C) Who: You What: Four 90-minute Workshops
Clip & Save (9 a.m.)

You already buy groceries. Why not spend less and get more? Learn easy and effective strategies for stretching your grocery dollars with coupons. Do you know what a Catalina is? If not, join us and youll see how to get organized, learn the coupon lingo, and have fun while spending less.
Lost? Theres a Map for That (9 a.m.)

Are you lost when it comes to the big picture of your finances? Come get your bearings. With the Crown Money Map in hand, your old money habits will disappear in the rearview mirror.
Looking for Leftovers (10:40 a.m.)

Do you ever run out of money before you run out of month? Tired of your money telling you what to do? Weve all been there. Join this workshop to see how to boss your money around and have some left over at the end of the month.
Common Cents (10:40 a.m.)

401(k). IRA. SEP. 403(b). BBQ. Whether youre an investing neophyte or a Wall Street veteran, youll hear plenty of practical advice for how to steward your investments for the long haul. Weve got plenty of answers, so bring your questions! Sign up at our kiosk in Town Square on March 13 before and after each service or e-mail budgetcoaching@irvingbible.org.

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Random Chatter Fact Only 3 pressmen have ever run full editions of Chatter. Butch, Nick, and Willie.

BLESSED BY SOMETHING BIGGER

The Search

Become a Part of Hospitality Ministries

As the Hospitality Ministries Director at IBC, I have the honor of leading one of the best teams of volunteers each and every week. These are the people you see giving high fives to all the kids as they come into church, stopping traffic to let you cross the street, helping you find your seat, and directing you to the Bible Communities. Why do we do this? We love Jesus and love to serve you! Come be part of a team that makes IBC a warm and welcoming place for everyone who walks in our doors.
Here are several areas in which to serve:

A recent move prompted me to search for a new church home. There were so many options at first it was overwhelming, but at the enthusiastic recommendation of a friend, I attended IBC one Sunday and have not looked back. This is not to say the decision was made without discernment there were several things I was looking for when choosing a church; I wanted a Bible-based community in which I could become involved, find supportive friends and give back. But all of these things fell rapidly into place from the moment we entered the parking lot from the help we received finding a parking spot to Geralds warm handshake at the front door. We felt at home.
Plugging In

After attending the Propel class to see how best to get involved (see ad pg. 20), I signed up to be a Sunday greeter. I had hopes of working my way up to being a Journey Lounge host. My plan was to spend some time getting to know people, shaking hands and saying hello while learning the answers to their (and my own) questions. It would be a gradual growth process and in no time, I thought, I would be ready for greater responsibility. As God would have it, within three weeks the opportunity arose for me to be stationed at Journey Lounge, exactly where I wanted to be assisting members and guests still learning along the way.
The Blessing

Parking: The first person to greet people as they arrive on the IBC campus and assist people in quickly finding a parking place (morning services only). Perks include getting to use a walkie-talkie. Greeter: Make people feel welcome as they walk into the building on Sunday. Cheerfully answer any questions and direct or escort folks to the Worship Center, Town Square and Bible Communities. Serve at any service. Time requirements: be in place 15 minutes before and stay until 10 minutes after the start of the service. Usher: Greet people as they enter the Worship Center, assist them to a seat, receive the offering and help with communion. If you are interested in joining our team, either as an individual or with your whole family, you are invited to a welcome dinner March 5 from 6-8 p.m. Please let us know you are coming so we can prepare enough. If you have any questions or want to join our team but cannot make the dinner on the 5th, please e-mail khaney@ irvingbible.org or call (469) 767-5254. We look forward to meeting you or answering any questions you may have.

A funny thing I have noticed is the particular joy of wearing the name badge around my neck. This symbol makes me more approachable to those needing help; it also includes me in a special group of people who are giving their time, energy and gifts. More than that, it is a constant reminder that I joined this ministry to be a blessing to others. But it is I who am blessed. Blessed by the smiles, the friendships, the joy of giving back and being part of something bigger than me. Not six months ago I was searching for a church home; today, I am surrounded by a new group of family and friends and I have the joy each week of welcoming them to this special place that is full of Gods love. Rolanda Leslie, co-authored by Kim House

Kelly Haney

Welcome to the Hospitality Team Dinner

March 5, 6-8 p.m., The Commons, RSVP to Kelly at khaney@irvingbible.org

Great Drinks Free Wi-Fi Open All Week Space for Meetings Chair Massage Every Thursday Located at the north end of IBC next to the Worship Center.

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This MonTh
Bible Communities
Communities on Sunday
Theres always something new going on in Bible communities! Heres a taste of whats going on this month: The Tree 9 a.m. West D A community of newly married couples or those with young families in their 20s or 30s. Study in progress: Love and Respect, exploring the two key elements for a successful marriage. Thrive 10:45 a.m. West D Series kickoff: Celebration of Discipline. Based on Richard Fosters classic book on spiritual disciplines, this study will challenge us to a life of transformation. Renew 10:45 a.m. Training Center Confused about the Old Testament? Join our six-week series: The Old Testament: Expanding Your View of God and His Promises. Girlfriends 10:45 a.m. Commons Annex If you are a woman of any age or situation in life and are solo on Sunday, join Girlfriends as we study Scripture and pray for one another. Legacy Builders 6:45 p.m. Zone Jr. 7 Join us as we continue our study on the meaning and purpose of prayer. For more information or to find out more about all our Bible communities, visit biblecommunities. irvingbible.org or call Jen at (972) 560-4655.

Community Care
Hope for the Hurting
Recovery at IBC Thursdays, 68:30 p.m. West Wing Youth Lounge Do you deal with perfectionism, pride, overeating, inappropriate anger or control? Join us for a light meal at 6 p.m. for just $4. Shelter from the Storm Tuesday/Wednesday evenings A 16-week confidential small group study for women who have experienced the trauma of sexual abuse. We will experience what it means to find hope and healing. For more information, contact Michelle Robinson at shelterfromthestormibc@ gmail.org. IBC Career Transition Ministry Wednesdays, 6:308 p.m. Want to find a job in 2011? Join the Career Ministry at IBC and you will: Learn how to make a rock-solid resume Learn the importance of networking Use the Internet and LinkedIn to find jobs and network Search to find jobs before others do Build your confidence and ace the interview In addition, we hold open discussion sessions and offer one-on-one assistance. For more information, contact Anna Martinez at amartinez@irvingbible.org.

Lauren Menge: esl@irvingbible.org. Estudio Biblico de Mujeres Martes 9:30 a 11:30 a.m. o 6:30 a 8:30 p.m. Acompaanos a estudiar y meditar en la palabra de Dios junto a otras mujeres. Womens Bible Study Tuesdays 9:30 to 11:30 a.m. or 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. Join us as we study Gods word with other women.

Single-Parent Family
Community and Resources
Kids Night Out March Madness Saturday, March 19, 69 p.m. Mustang Park Basketball and dodgeball, crafts and games, pizza. Register at irvingbible.org (Single-Parent Ministry/KNO March Madness). Girl Stuff Saturday, March 5, 9:30 a.m. Noon The Alcove For girls in single-parent families. Scrapbooking fun! Register at irvingbible.org (Single-Parent Ministry/Girl Stuff Scrapbooking). Guy Stuff Saturday, March 26, 10 a.m. Noon Commons Annex For boys in single-parent families. Workshop and lunch. Register at irvingbible.org (Single-Parent Ministry/Guy Stuff). Family Movie Night Saturday, March 5, 710 p.m. At Deannas home Prayer Time Sunday, March 13,10:45 a.m. Noon Boiler Room Lunch After Class Sunday, March 20 Questions about a single-parent event? Contact Marsha at (972) 5604633 x586 or mtribbett@irvingbible.org.

IBCMen

Ministry to Men
First Watch Fridays at 6:22 a.m. Tuesdays at 6:30 p.m. Dad Series (see ad page 21) First Watch Xtra Wednesdays, 6:30 a.m. Training Center For more information, visit men.irvingbible.org.

Local Partners

Reaching the Community

Grace for the Wounded Weekly Groups, 6:30 p.m. A confidential weekly small group program for survivors of all forms of abuse. We discuss what the Bible says about abuse and how surviving abuse has impacted us. All are welcome. Womens group, contact Bernadette (Bernie): (678) 8604575. Mens group, contact Paul: (214) 2268234.

Student Ministries

Middle/High School and College

Sundays 6:458 p.m. 6-8th grade meets in The Commons. 9-12th grade meets in the High School Room. Wednesdays 5:308 p.m. 6th-12th grade. Join us each Wednesday to experience the W. Bring $3 for a delicious meal and stay for fun, games and friendships. Contact mconnor@irvingbible.org. College Ministry Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m. The Alcove Join the IBC College Ministry in the Alcove (below the Mosaic Caf at IBC). For more information, contact camillekholland@gmail.com.

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Children

Bilingual Ministry
Traduccin del Servicio los Domingos Traduccin simultnea en el Servicio de las 5 p.m. Escuchnlo en la red: www.irvingbible.org. Se necesitan traductores. Sunday Service Translation Simultaneous translation available during the 5 p.m. service. Spanish translations online at irvingbible. org. Translators needed. ESL: (Ingles Como Segundo Idioma) Cada mircoles desde 6:308:30 p.m. AZ14 & 15 Quiere aprender ingls? Quiere mejorar su ingls? Ven a las clases de ingls (ESL)! Practica en las cuatro destrezas: lectura, escritura, oral y auditiva. Para ms informacin, contacte a

Seasoned Saints
For Folks Ages 55+ Dinner and a Movie Saturday, March 12, 5:45 p.m. Megiddo at the Virtual Reality Theater at TBN Broadcasting on Airport Freeway (entrance is on Irving Blvd. across from Home Depot). Follow the signs for Virtual Reality Theater. Potluck Lunch and Fellowship Sunday, March 20 Immediately following the second morning service in the Commons Annex adjoining the Haven. Bring a dish to share if you can. Contact bgroezinger@verizon.net.

Infants Through 5th Grade

MyZone Wednesdays, 6:308:30 p.m. The Zone Team-building activities, life-application conversations and highimpact fun! Grades K5. There will be NO MyZone March 9 due to the Ash Wednesday service (children over 3 are invited to attend with their parents). Zone 6:30 Tuesdays, 6:158:30 p.m. The Zone Zone 6:30 is a great way for your elementary age child (K-5th) to grow deeper in his or her spiritual walk. Cost: $25 per child to cover the study book and activities. Register online at zone630.irvingbible.org.

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Ministry To Women
Spring Womens Bible Study Tuesdays, 9:3011:30 a.m. or

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6:308:30 p.m. Get it Together: a Study of First Corinthians. For more info or to register, visit irvingbible.org and click on the womens ministry tab. MOPS Thursday, March 24 7-8:30 p.m. The Commons For mothers of preschoolers. For registration or more info, contact Sara Taylor at sarabeth2@me.com. For registration or more information, contact Jodie Niznik at jniznik@yahoo.com.

baptism celebrations: one immediately following the 10:45 a.m. service and another following the 5 p.m. service. Online registration is March 23April 8 at registration. irvingbible.org. There is a mandatory class for those who wish to be baptized (see following schedule). Childrens class: Sunday, April 10 at 5 p.m. in the Training Center (located adjacent to The Tubes in the Town Square). A parent is required to attend. A childrens make-up class is available 4 p.m. on Wednesday, April 13. Middle School/High School class: Please contact Mary Ann Connor at (972) 560-4617 to schedule a meeting with the Middle School and/or High School Pastor. Adults class: Sunday, April 10 at 9 a.m. in the Sr. High Room. A makeup class is available Wednesday, April 13 at 6:30 p.m. in West A. Contact Donna OReilly at (972) 560-4600 for more info.

Spring Softball Mens and Coed We are looking to form teams in the city leagues of Lewisville and Carrollton on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday nights. Please contact Kurt Heinemann at kurtheine76@yahoo.com or (972) 765-9912. IBC currently has 4 mens teams and 2 coed teams but we are always looking to expand. NICHE (North Irving Christian Home Educators) No meeting in March. Have a safe and fun-filled Spring Break! Contact NICHE at texasniche06@ gmail.com. IBC Crop Night March 4, 510 p.m. Training Center Join us for scrapbooking fun! If you are new to scrapbooking, let us know and we will be happy to help get you started. Dont hesitate to join us if you are a card maker, paper crafter or digital scrapper. For more information please contact Nikki Heinemann at nikkiscraps@ verizon.net. Stitches of Faith Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m.8:30 p.m. Mosaic Caf We are continuing our project for our soldiers. Contact Wendy Vera at (214) 533-2781 or e-mail msbabydragon@yahoo.com.

Budget Coaching Do you ever run out of money before you run out of month? Weve all been there. Sign up for a personal budget coach at mmcoach. org and learn practical stewardship skills. All sessions are confidential. Send questions to budgetcoaching@irvingbible.org. Hearing Assistance Hearing Assistance is available during all three worship services. You can stop by the Journey Lounge for instructions. New Arrivals Josh and Rachel Dickinson and their daughter Lauren Presley, born January 10, 7 lbs 14 oz, 21 inches Colby and Reina Bell and their son Eli Brennan, born January 20, 8 lbs 12 oz, 21 inches

Young Adults
20s and Early 30s
The Gathering First 4 Thursdays in March 7 p.m. at The Mosaic Caf A place for young adults to relax, enjoy great music, food, conversation and encouragement.

2435 Kinwest

Wednesday Nights at IBC

IBC Career Transition Ministry Wednesdays, 6:308 p.m. See blurb under Community Care on opposite page. FREE Citizenship Class Wednesdays, 6:308 p.m. IBC For those at least 18 years old who have been issued a Permanent Resident Card. The class runs approximately twelve weeks. Well guide you through the N-400 paperwork and prepare you for the main components of the new citizenship test. E-mail citizenship@ irvingbible.org to register. ESL: English as a Second Language Wednesdays, 6:308:30 p.m. AZ14 & 15 Do you want to learn English? Do you want to improve your English? Practice all four skills: speaking, listening, reading and writing. For more info, contact Lauren Menge at esl@irvingbible.org. Visit 2435kinwest.org for a list of other activities and ways to get involved.

Could you be the friendly voice of IBC to visitors?

We are looking for volunteers one Monday evening a month to call, write, and e-mail people who have recently visited IBC. Training and coaching will be provided. All you need is a willing heart to help connect visitors to IBC. For more information, contact visitor@irvingbible.org or call Suzanne Walker at (972) 402-8563.
Also see page 22 (How Do I Give) for more ways to give back to the IBC community and beyond.

Miscellaneous

A Little Bit of Everything

Baptism Service Easter Sunday, April 24 IBC will conduct baptisms for those who have committed their lives to Christ. We will have two

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Are You New to IBC?

You're probably wanting to learn more about who we are, what we believe and how to get plugged in.

Still looking to find your place at IBC? Been here forever but cant seem to figure out what its all about and how you fit into the larger picture? Want to have free breakfast every Sunday for four weeks?

Newcomer Gathering is for you.

Wednesday, March 23, 6:30 p.m. in The Alcove If you are new to IBC, we invite you to attend a Newcomer Gathering. This informal get-together is for anyone wanting to learn more about who we are, what we believe and how to get plugged in regardless of where you are on your spiritual journey. Meet elders and church leadership, ask questions and get to know other IBCers. Register online at newcomergathering.irvingbible.org. KidZone is available for children birth-preschool. Register at least 48-hours in advance at kidzone.irvingbible.org. For children kindergarten-5th grade, MyZone is availible, no registration necessary.
Propel is an experience designed to help you figure out how you can best plug into IBCs culture and calling. Well talk about what it means to deepen your soul, find relationship and join the missionand what that might look like for you.

Register: Four consecutive weeks starting March 27 at 10:45 a.m. in West A. Register at propel.irvingbible.org. And for more information contact Jen at (972) 5604655 or jlefforge@irvingbible.org. Space is limited. Register early so someone else doesnt get your bagel.

a dialogue about women from 1 Corinthians

Tuesday, March 29, 9:3011:30 a.m. or 6:308:30 p.m. in the Commons at IBC
Engage in challenging conversation with a panel of leaders about questions regarding women from 1 Corinthians.
Together we will consider what it means when Paul wrote things like: The man is the head of the wife Women should wear a head covering Man is made in Gods image and reflects Gods glory, and woman reflects mans glory For recommended reading and a study guide to prepare you for the discussion, visit a-movement-of-women.org. Limited KidZone available. Register at least 48 hours in advance at kidzone.irvingbible.org.

PANELISTS
Alice P. Matthews Gordon Conwell Professor Emeritus, Author, Radio Personality

Sandra Glahn Dallas Theological Seminary Adjunct Professor, Author

Philip B. Payne Fuller Theological Seminary Professor, Author, Missionary

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IBCmen Canoe Trip

Join the men of IBC on our annual Canoe Trip on the Lower Mountain Fork River in Southern Oklahoma. Cost covers campsite, canoe rentals and plenty of great food.

Dates: April 8-10

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SUNDAY SCHEDULE
First Worship Service: 9 a.m.
Childrens Classes (all ages) Nexus (40+ singles), The Alcove The Tree (newly and nearly weds), West D Synergy (30s and 40s couples), Middle School Room

HOW DO I GIVE
My Time, Talents & Skills
Medical Professionals Needed If you are an MD, DO, PA, or NP, the 2435 Kinwest Clinic needs you Wednesday nights at IBC. For more info contact John Parks at jparks@2435clinic.org. Visitor Follow-Up Team (The Rex Greenstreet Ministry) We are looking for volunteers one Monday evening a month to call, write, and e-mail people who have recently visited IBC. Training and coaching will be provided. All you need is a willing heart to help connect visitors to IBC. For more information, contact visitor@irvingbible.org or call Suzanne Walker at (972) 402-8563. Mentor a Boy or Girl from a Single-Parent Family Needed: IBC Men and Women mentors. Men mentor a boy, and women mentor a girl from a singleparent family. All it takes is a little time and a big heart. Contact Marsha at mtribbett@irvingible.org.

My Resources
Send a Single-Parent Family to Horn Creek Sponsor a family or make a donation for a single-parent family to attend Horn Creek Camp in June 2011. Contact Jennifer at jerlenbusch@irvingbible.org. Care Packages for Armed Forces Help send care packages to those IBCers deployed in our armed forces. If you are interested in joining this team, or if you are a friend or family member of a deployed service man or woman and would like to add them to our list, please contact A. Gayland Leddy at (817) 320-3990 or eachief@sbcglobal.net. Cars for Missionary Families Do you have an extra car to loan a missionary family on furlough? Contact the International Initiatives Department (dprevilon@irvingbible.org). Online Giving Option If you would find it more convenient to donate to the ministries of Irving Bible Church online, please visit give.irvingbible.org.

Second Worship Service: 10:45 a.m.

Childrens Classes (all ages) Crossroads (mid 20s to mid 30s couples), The Alcove On Track (single parents), West C Journey (all welcome), Middle School Room Girlfriends (solo on Sundays), Commons Annex Renew (multi-generational), Training Center Thrive (30s and 40s singles), West D

Third Worship Service: 5 p.m.

Childrens Classes (all ages)

Community Dinner: 6 p.m. Community Events: 6:45 p.m.

The Point (20s singles), The Alcove Central Park (20s singles & couples), Conference Room Legacy Builders (all welcome), Zone Jr. 7 Middle School, The Commons High School, Student Ministries Area

Also, check out the Needs Board in the Town Square to find out how you can help meet the needs of others at IBC.

JOURNEY

Sunday Community Meals

Join us in the Town Square for our community meal on Sundays at 6 p.m. Meals are $3 per person or $10 max./family. 3/6 3/13 3/20 3/27 Pizza, breadsticks, salad Fajita Madness Hamburgers, chips, salad IBCWay Sandwiches, chips, salad bar

God invites us to a journey. A journey that leads to him and connects us to others. Individually, our journeys are unique, but we share common needs. The need to deepen our souls. The need for relationship. The need for mission and purpose. At IBC, we are all about helping each other on our journeys. We invite you to explore irvingbible.org for all kinds of ways you can navigate your journey.

DEEPEN ThE SOUl

Faith isnt just a one-time discovery but also a lifetime of moving toward God. Our souls are made to grow, not just in knowledge but in connection with God. No matter where you are in your spiritual journey you can go deeper.

FiND RElaTiONShiP

If youd like to serve on a Sunday night meal team, contact Pat OReilly at (214) 289-6176 or sundaynightmeal@irvingbible.org.

Since creation, God has said it is not good for man to be alone. We are designed to work together, play together, live together. It is essential that we are in relationship with others on the journey.

JOiN ThE MiSSiON

Wednesday Midweek Meals

Each Wednesday night from 56:20 p.m., IBC prepares dinner for anyone wanting a good, hot meal. PB&J sandwiches are also available. Cost is $3/meal or $10 max./ family. Just come by The Commons, and grab a plate! 3/2 Tacos, enchiladas, refried beans, chips and salsa, fresh-baked cookies Hosted by Barbara Wittes Team Pulled pork sandwiches, baked beans, wedge fries, coleslaw, brownies Hosted by Bob Downeys Team Pizza, salad, dessert Hosted by Lavern Howells Team Lasagna, salad, breadsticks, dessert Hosted by Pat OReillys Team Chopped BBQ beef sandwiches, coleslaw, baked beans, chips, pickle spears, dessert Hosted by Marlene Brittons Team

To be full, a life must be engaged in the story of God restoring his creation and connecting people to himself. We have a responsibility to each other globally and locally in making a difference.

Journey Lounge

Whether youre searching for answers, are a new believer, or have been a follower of Christ for many years, were all on this journey togethera journey to deepen our soul, to be in relationship and to serve with mission and purpose. Sometimes its hard to navigate that path because we share common needs, but each persons journey is unique. So, weve created the Journey Lounge where you can find help on your own personal journey. The Journey Lounge is open before, during and after all three worship services on Sunday. Its located in the Town Square across from the fountain just look for the cool sofas, comfy chairs and smiling faces. Were all meant to grow, to be in relationship and to join the mission. The Journey Lounge is a place to start.

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Changes to the menu may be made depending on food cost and availability. If youd like to serve on a Wednesday night meal team, please e-mail bdowney@irvingbible.org.

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The 40 days of Lent run through April 21st (Holy Thursday) and represent a time of personal reflection and repentance as we journey with Jesus to the cross. To help focus attention and encourage dependence on God, many people choose to fast. If you are considering a Lenten fast, the following may be a helpful guide.

Relationship of What You Gave Up To How Spiritual You Are (fig. 1)

Kirk Cameron wants to star in a movie about you based on the book about you by Billy Graham

Your body appears slightly see-through

HOW SPIRITUAL YOU ARE WHAT YOU GAVE UP

Green Peas Spearmint Gum Taco Cabaa Cheese Television
Netflix counts too, you Pharisee

You are very spiritual

You are 68% spiritual, 12% soul and 20% R&B

God remembers your surname from a recent census

You are vaguely spiritual

God needs to Google you

Laughing
grins permitted Sundays during preacher jokes

Coffee

2% 20%

Members of Coppell High School Math Club Slogan: I Heart 3.14159265 but I Heart Jesus More

Make exception occasionally (call it grace-based living)

clowns

prefer chocolate cake

78%

Never make an exception (You are very spiritual; see fig. 1)

Gave up altogether March 13th

Types of People Who Give Up Pie for Lent (fig. 2)

Lenten Exceptions (Cheating) (fig. 3)

Mia Stertzer (second from left) introduces her Chinese friends to Chatter at an adoptive families reunion in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Theres no better time to catch up on IBC news than when en route to Dollywood.

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