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The Illegal Housing of a Known Cat

The Illegal Housing of a Known Cat

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Published by Heath Hines

From September 2003. A four-page, light read. The life story of my cat, Campbell, and how she came to adopt me and make me feel like a fugitive with feline Stockholm syndrome.

From September 2003. A four-page, light read. The life story of my cat, Campbell, and how she came to adopt me and make me feel like a fugitive with feline Stockholm syndrome.

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Published by: Heath Hines on Jun 24, 2011
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