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Rajini charit manas!

1. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse on the chin, its descendents are now called girraffes... 2. One day he bunked school, now tht day is called Sunday 3. Tsunami happened cos Rajinikanth was swimming in the Indian Ocean! 4. Rajinikanths email id is gmail@Rajinikanth.com 5. Rajinikanth can speak brail... 6. Bacho so jaon warna Rajinikanth aa jayega... Abe Rajinikanth vajnikanth nahin hota hain... 7. When rajnikant stands infront of the mirror, it shatters, because even glass isnt stupid enough to come between rajnikant and rajnikant... 8. Rajnikanth's childhood notebook is now called the wikipedia... 9. Recently, China airports were closed due to heavy fog........ Later it was discovered that Rajnikant was havin hukkah frm India.... 10.Once Rajinikanth was called in the reality show "big boss". After spending a day ...an announcement was heard "Rajinikanth chahte hain ki...big boss confession room mein aaye. 11.The only adult totipotent stem cells are found in Ranjnikant's body. 12.Rajnikant's gonna change his name to RAJNI-KAN... Coz actually there's nothing that Rajni Can't. 13.Once Superman, Heman ,Spiderman,batman, hulk and krrish went to Rajinikanth.... Why???? Because It was Teacher's Day... 14.RAJINIKANTH in IPL Climax: 1 Ball ,23 runs needed to Win...

Bowler Bowls, Ball Splits In 4 pieces Al pieces go for 6's.. Chennai Wins... Rajni SAAAAR..man of match....!!!! 15.Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 16.When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isnt lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. 17.Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 18.Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 19.Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays dvds. 20.Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. 21.Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 22.Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano. 23.Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. 24.Rajinikanth can make onions cry. 25.Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 26.Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. 27.Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice. 28.The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved. 29.The guy in mahabharat who says main samay hoon is actually Rajinikanth. 30.Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. 31.There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. 32.Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. 33.There is no such thing as evolution, its just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

34.Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 35.Rajinikanth can divide zero. 36.Rajinikanth can judge a book by its cover. 37.Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in mcdonalds, and got it. 38.Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 39.The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. 40.Scientists are looking for traces of life on mars to find any survivors of Rajinikanths wrath... 41.Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 42.Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. 43.Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. 44.Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day. 45.Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. 46.Rajinikant's Robot needs a 1 terahertz graphics card with 1 zetabyte of onboard memory, just to play on a computer. 47.Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from the hands of Rajanikant. 48.Before tom cruise, rajnikant was approached for the movie "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE", but he refused it as he found the title insulting his personality. 49.Once God was surprised at something, he exclaimed "OMR"! 50.One day Rajinikanth kicked a stone in the beach and it is now called 'Srilanka'. 51.Rajinikanth peed on sea and hence the saltiness in sea water. 52.Once rajinikanthg was caught on the highway for overspeeding.. While walking !!! 53.Rajni sote hue kuch number badbada raha tha.. Today we know it as log table. 54.Paul the octopus predicted rajinikanth's death and the octopus died. 55.Rajinikanth 's dogs house has a sign on it saying, "Beware of Owner."

56.Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs An action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction. 57.Rajnikant vs santa: Teacher: what is half of 8? Rajni: 4 Santa: it depends, vertically divide karo toh '0', aur horizontally karo toh '3' For the 1st time in history, rajni lost... 58.Rajni once met with an accident with a 18 wheeler truck.... Today its called TATA NANO! 59.Rajnikant once warned a young girl to be good... She didnt agree.. The result was-- MOTHER TERESA. 60.Rajnikant killed spiderman using BAYGON ANTI BUG SPRAY 61.Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his own teeth and boils the water with his fury... 62.Archaeologists unearthed a dictionary dating back to 1236 AD, It defines a VICTIM as the one who has encountered Rajnikant. 63.Rajnikant can answer a missed call. 64.Rajnikant got his driving license at the age of 18 SECONDS. 65.Rajnikant knows VICTORIA's SECRET. 66.Rajnikant has already been to mars... That is why there is no sign of life there.

Compiled by Kritarth Seth With sincere thanks to Rakesh Yadav and my other friends!

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