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Pope Phil Wlodarczyk III Pope Phil Wlodarczyk III Pope Phil Wlodarczyk III Pope Phil Wlodarczyk III Pope Phil Wlodarczyk III

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ILLUMINATIONS BY POPE PHIL WLODARCZYK III

Content and LayoutThe Rev DrJon Swabey& a whole bunch of other Erisians,Discordians and Weirdosfar too many to list here on this tiny page (sorry).Where identified, they’re all credited in the text.

All effort has been made to verify the (K) status of individual items, howeverin the event of non - (K) items being accidentally included, please notify, andsaid items will be removed in subsequent editions.

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To the Prettiest One

and to

Blade,

without whom.and in honour:

Mal2 and Omar; Greg and Kerry;

A couple of guys,A couple of saints.Dance with the Goddess (Jiggy-Jiggy)

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Assembled by His Wholiness the Rev DrJonon behalf ofThe Committee for Public Safety

Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to be freeThe wretched refuse of your teeming shoreThis country always needs more Soylent Green

with ILLUMINATIONS by

Pope Phil Wlodarczyk III

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HAIL ERIS!

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ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!