Contents
(Otherwise known as the official list of shit from Thomas Trotter.)
Introduction
| i
The Free Radicals of Acme
| 1
Alternate Ending #1
| 153
Alternate Ending #2
| 163
Alternate Ending #3
| 169
Alternate Ending #4
| 171
Also, most novels have a dedication page where the author name drops afriend, relative, or icon. None of my books have had dedications and thiscontinues that tradition. However, if there were ever to be a dedication, itwould be addressed to . . . Brooke. She was the sole inspiration behind thisbook and the reason for my adolescent fantasies. Sure, she’s a complete bitchand if I ever saw her again I’d spit in her face and kick dirt in her hair, but Ican’t deny the place she has in my past. So Brooke, this one is for you . . . or itwould be if I were evil enough to dedicate a pile of shit to someone.Thank god I’m not.