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    Elephant father told to his son that, here after don't play with ant, son told ok papa. Next morning father saw his son playing with ant. Ant says to ele(son) that go and hide. Ant runs into the temple to hide and elephants comes to know. A student asked the students that, what is the meaning of dev and devi?

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    Elephant father told to his son that, here after don't play with ant, son told ok papa. Next morning father saw his son playing with ant. Ant says to ele(son) that go and hide. Ant runs into the temple to hide and elephants comes to know. A student asked the students that, what is the meaning of dev and devi?

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    Elephant father told to his son that, here after don't play with ant, son told ok papa. Next morning father saw his son playing with ant. Ant says to ele(son) that go and hide. Ant runs into the temple to hide and elephants comes to know. A student asked the students that, what is the meaning of dev and devi?

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    Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

    On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

    1. elephant father told to his son that, here after dont play with ant, son told ok papa. next morning father saw his son playing with ant. ant sees ele father coming towards them and ant says to ele(son) that go and hide . q : where did the elephant went to hide a : it was hiding at the back of ant haaaaaa.....

    2. Once a ant and a elephant was eating in a restaurent in kerala... suddenly the ant dissappeared... the elephant went searching of the ant ... finally he found the ant was in a temple without even seeing him.... how did he know the ant was in the temple..?

    Ans: The elephant saw the ants FUBU Shoe Outside the temple..

    3. one day.. elephant was riding a scooter and ant was sitting on the back seat. suddenly they met with an accident . they both fall from the scooter on their heads but only elephant got hurt...

    how..???

    coz ant was wearing the helmet.

    4. Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side. One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up. Q. What did the other ant told her. Ans. No forget it yaar, he is alone.

    5. Its ants birthday, and both decide to go for a long drive on a bike... in spite of elephants warning ant exceeds the speed limit..And both of them meet with an accident.. And elephant will be badly injured and will be admitted in hospital... ant comes running to the doctor saying doctor take my blood its b positive..

    6. ant and elephant decide to play heide nd seek... ant goes out to hide and elephants comes to seek..

    ant runs into the temple to hide,and elephant comes to know...how?? Ants slippers r left outside

    7. A Teachar asked the students of a class that, what is the meaning of dev & devi? A Student Replied: Kapil Dev & Sri Devi..

    8. An elephant married a mousquito.At night mosquito ran away. Why? Because elephant had turned on the good night mat

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