This is the
"I'm So Goth List".
I don't care if you've already seen it. I have too...lots of times. But I stillthink it's funny. And it gives me a slight laugh every time I read it :) So, here it is for your amusement.1.) I'm so Goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.2.) I'm so Goth I dyed my belly button black.3.) I'm so Goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."4.) I'm so Goth, I don't say "black," I say "blahhwwwkkk."5.) I'm so Goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.6.) Goth...1: I'm so Goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other thanCount Chocula.Goth...2: I'm so Goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.7.) I'm so Goth people touch me and they BECOME Goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm Goth!"8.) I'm so Goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.9.) I'm so Goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.10.) I'm so Goth I died and didn't notice.11.) I'm so Goth; whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.12.) I'm so Goth, I'm not only "Goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik""gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."13.) I'm so Goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?"14.) I'm so Goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.15.) Goth...1: I'm so Goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.Goth...2: I'm so Goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.Goth...3: What's a smile?16.) I'm so Goth, when I was born; the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"17.) I'm so Goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may theeternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."18.) I'm so Goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.19.) I'm so Goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.