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How to watch porn with your boyfriend

1.) pick a porn that is similar to your sex life.

2.) set a date allowing at least 2 hrs of movie time

3.) set room up with refreshments and toys safety measures etc

4.) set volume low t o allow for personal music of choice

5.) bring pen and pad with you to take notes ( be a student )
Guys love the studious you!

6.) comment only on method not on relevance ( like her earrings or how the
cameraman is a ball-gazer)

7.) Don’t ask him what he thinks about that ( truth is you don’t want to know)

8.) treat this as a learning experience!

9.) Don’t compare yourself to her (truth is you don’t want to know )

10.) Be completely naked with your partner... ( this is bonding time )

11.) No cell phones allowed!

12.) Only watch videos you are interested in. ( self explanatory )

13.) Write questions down you want to ask when the video is off. ( for convo
purposes )

14.) Remember the porn stars are only actors... some stuff you just shouldn’t try!

15.) Watching amateur porn is also on the table.

16.) Men love a women who participate in things men like. (like pornography)

17.) If your man doesn’t like porn and you do then have him take notes!

18.) If you don’t know how to give a great blowjob watch Lacey Duvalle ( she’s in
my top 3 )

19.) If you want to know how to give a better blow job again Lacey Duvalle shes
great!

20.) If you want your man to learn cunnilingus the right way show him the tape!

21.) If sexual performance is low in any other area show him the tape!

22.) Pornography is a source of visual aids for learning not just filth.

23.) If its filth you are in to show him the tape! lol

23.) If you are to uptight about you personal haven for intercourse
like a lot of people are you will just have to overcome your uptightness!

24.) If he tries to disrespect you in anyway he doesnt\didnt deserver porn night!


Kick him to the curb!

25.) Making love and watching porn is two different things... Porn shows you the
recipe. Making love lets you cook what you like to eat! lol

26.) Inhibitions are the #1 source of cheating men.


Give him porn night once a month and he’s in there like swimwear!

27.) You think you know all there is about sex... you are so wrong! watch the tape
with him

28.) If you are not turned on by pornography take notes!

29.) If you are disgusted by pornography stick with taco Tuesdays! ex-nay on the
orn-pay

30.) If you like the movie but think you can do better make sure the cam-corder
batteries are charged!

31.) If you have never watched porn before pick movies with a theme.. they’re
funny.

32.) If you think this is a bad idea you are probably getting cheated on... sorry!

33.) Men think about sex every day not just the once a week you ration it out to
him.

34.) Pornography will not save a bad relationship... Sorry!

35.) Its ok to fool around during the movie... Its not really about the movie
anyway.

36.) Be open to try new ideas afterward... or during.

37.) Your boyfriend/husband wants you to explore your sexuality... Do it!

38.) let dinner and dancing be your night to have elegant fun not this night.

39.) the right porn in the right evening is like magic waiting to happen.

40.) Lastly if you are fighting today don’t have a porn night tomorrow just to
give him blue balls.
That’s just wrong!

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